Friday, March 21, 2014

Blind Item #4

This living legend and permanent A list actress/singer got out of a nasty coke possession arrest when the officer let her destroy the vial with the coke. Our actress has been causing a little scene while drunk and the policeman asked her if she had been taking any drugs and our legend pulled out the vial. The policeman made her put shoe to vial and then told her to get on her way.

43 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Liza Minelli

Simon said...

LIZA!!

T. E. Cuz said...

why do people use vials? where do you even get them? wouldnt she have someone else carry it for her? so many questions...

rajahcat said...

wow I never get cops that nice........

I got screamed at last year at the top of lungs by a traffic cop in Pittsburgh for pulling into a bus lane for like one second because part of the road was blocked by construction....

he really was an idiot about it........there was absolutely no traffic at the time either......

way overboard....

Zelda Zonk said...

Diana Ross to be different

TalksTooMuch said...

Maybe you should have thrown some jazz hands at him, raja

Leekalicious said...

Lucky Living Legend Liza. Wow, I'm surprised her nose isn't falling right off her face!

WareCat said...

Babs!

rajahcat said...

:)

Bacon Ranch said...

Cher, Bette Midler?
Those 2 could fit as well. Can't see Liza being steady on her fit enough to crush a vial.

T. E. Cuz said...

on the topic of liza, did anyone else see how twitchy she was on the oscars red carpet? like, couldnt keep still for a photo, always looking around and blinking and making various facial expressions between smiling...

rajahcat said...

seriously thought his head was gonna pop off his body.......blood pressure explosion.....

Bacon Ranch said...

Heh..feet. Not fit.
Though I can't see her being all that fit, either.

Bacon Ranch said...

T.E. MK had a picture of her on Dlisted during...when Ellen took that group shot? She hauled ass to be a part of it, pushing people out of the way etc. It was Minelli mayhem. She still didn't make the shot, though.

crila16 said...

Liza was my first guess.

Frosty said...

Ooh I like the Cher guess

Mango said...

Liza. :(

I watched her in "Arthur" on Netflix streaming last year and she was so funny and engaging. When I see her now it gives me the sads. And remember when she was married to that freakshow David Gest? *shudders*

Anna Belle said...

I know Cher...she's clean & sober has been for years, she's very disciplined, the same goes for Bette....From what I've heard Babs like her wine, doesn't touch other drugs....could see this being either Liza or Diana, both have had & do still got issuess

NomNom83 said...

@Anna: That's nice to hear about Cher, Bette and Babs. They all seemed basically sober enough anyway, but you never know what demons people have and addiction is one of the worst.

Count Jerkula said...

I had a cope let me throw a bowl in the woods once. Dick made me throw my zippo too.

CharRicho said...

Man, it's one thing to do drugs in your twenties, when you're partying and living it up, but when you're still doing that at the age you could be considered a "legend"... something has gone horribly wrong in your life. You are making BAD decisions and you are old enough to know better!

Count Jerkula said...

@T.E.: Bags can get holes in em. You can get the viles at most head shops or online.

Sherry said...

Plus some come with those cute little spoons.
Raja..I've seen cops do that, just go wildly overboard and you have to wonder what would happen if there was real danger. Now we know why so many people have been senselessly shot for minor things.
It's actually hard to pass cop school and there seems to be a dearth of people willing to put their ass on the line. I agree it's a dangerous job. BUT I seriously know some people should NOT be one. They truly have to give them some psych tests.

Sugar said...

Good for the cop for showing proper respect to a legend. FREE LIZA!

sugarbread maker said...

Debbie harry??

Kimba said...

Cher would never!
Anna Belle give us some deets on Cher! A++++ forever.

lazyday603 said...

Liza Minnelli had 3 movies anybody saw, The Sterile Cuckoo, Cabaret and Arthur. That's all it takes to be a legend? Otherwise she's a Vegas entertainer like Sigfried and Roy or Don Ho.

Jennifer Lawrence has accomplished more at 23 in her film career than Minnelli has done in almost 60 years. She gets too much residual love from the Judy Garland fans of the world.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a Judy Garland fan (Seinfeld reference).

shakey said...

Babs. And the ossifer's palms are everrrr, everrrr greeeeen.

T. E. Cuz said...

@lazyday i wondered that as well. i'm too young to be a liza contemporary but i only really have seen her in the SATC movie cameo and on dlisted.

Sherry said...

TE..Whatever you do don't listen to Liza's records..like cats screeching over nails on a chalkboard. Too much residual Garland love is right!

Sean said...

Do you know how much shit cops have to go through for one tiny drug arrest? Hours and hours of paperwork for a little bit of drugs.The same amount of work that they go through for a major arrest. Believe me, they would rather have people just throw small amounts of drugs away than go through all that.

N. Twinkie said...

That's very typical of starstruck L.A. cops...ALOT of celebrities get away with anything.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Cher is notoriously anti drug, except as needed for surgical restoration projects.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Cher is notoriously anti drug, except as needed for surgical restoration projects.

Iceberg said...

One of my dad's former students was in a band that was collaborating with Streisand, and he said she kept piles and piles of cocaine lying around her house. This was decades ago, but maybe she's kept up the habit.

rajahcat said...

agreed-some should definitely not be cops.....its like they are working out their anger on the job.......

I can def see why things get so out of hand sometimes

next time I hope I get this one......:)

ktmonster said...

How would Liza's life be destroyed, I feel like I would be disappointed if I arrested her and she didn't have the good stuff.

AB said...

I always thought Cher was anti drug/alcohol all her life. Did she have issues privately?

di butler said...

Can someone who can be concise please explain to the young'uns here why Liza w a Z is a living legend? They should understand the history. I tried explaining Shirley Temple's importance to some recently, and ended up on a tale about her little real motor car she drove around the lot, lol.

Dingle Barry said...

I was wondering if Liza was experiencing Tardive Dyskinesia, Parkinsons, or she just dressed up as Shaky The Clown for the Oscars. It's hard to see the legends age after they go through middle-age. We don't see them for years, and it's a shock. We'll all grow up to be old, by the Grace of God, so we better come up with great names for our friends.

Count - Count Viagra - "Hey doc, you shorted me two blue pills!"

TTM - TalksTooMuchCantRecallShit - you think she's bad now while she's young? (It may also be due to Canadian Cabin Fever w/ 3 kids)

VIP Blonde - HBA Gray - She'll be healthy in her older years, but unless she scores 4 Oscars, no one will recall her. UNLESS, she has a break out in a new movie genre, in that case she's always be remembered and Eff the Oscars anyway.

_ =_ Will be an elderly formula for the new Botox; Last Breath 2Grave special.

Di Butler - do not ride in a Mercedes in France, nothing good can come out of that arrangement.

Iceberg - old age for you is surrounding yourself with flying monkeys after a much younger girl pours warm water on you.

amanda_jf said...

Does Lucille 2 mean nothing to you people???

Lux said...

She wasn't high, she had the dizzies.

Popcorn shrimp... with club sauce.

nunaurbiz said...

Can't be Miss Ross. She isn't coherent enough to crush a vial when she's drunk.