Saturday, March 01, 2014

Blind Item #5

This boozing former A list tweener who is still an A list celebrity/singer thought it would be love and unicorns when she hooked up with this A list band member last week. She flew halfway around the world and after spending a few hours with him he wanted no part of her. He said she is shallow and wanted to go out so they could be seen together and started making plans for the next few months together. It was too much for him.

33 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Miley and The Edge

Violet said...

Selena and someone from 1D?

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh good grief, even I can get this one. Selena Gomez and a One Direction member.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Someone took their Disney lessons to heart.
It's all about the packaging.

WareCat said...

Bizzle & Max George. =p

sandybrook said...

Selena flew to London last weekend to see some twink named Niall and flew right back rather quickly

Count Jerkula said...

How can it not be Taylor Swift?

Selena needs a father figure for guidance and discipline. She should get in touch.

b-fabulous said...

Maybe Taylor Swift

Molls said...

Little miss trying-to be-sexy Selena Gomez and that blond kid from the One Erection group.

Poni-Tayl said...

LOL @Molls

Steampunk Jazz said...

She pretend relationshipped one sprocket for publicity no doubt she thought this guy knew the score. Goal: majah publicity, some sweaty handholding , and reunion smooches when their schedules jibe. ( maybe the thought of the begin the vagine, scared him off

Lisa said...

You go, Niall! Good boy...don't play those games.

TheTonyReilly said...

It's funny how niall is always linked to so many girls but never seen with them

Seven of Eleven said...

Maybe he's in de-niall?

{I'll see myself out...}

Steampunk Jazz said...

Aaahgh@ seven :-D

TheTonyReilly said...

Hahahaha!! Brilliant!!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Oh, Seven.

Emily Yeah said...

Yeap, this one

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, Jason.

rajahcat said...

De-nial

:)

Alita said...

Taylor Swift has been mentioned - therefore I'm kinda not of topic ...

Local gossip mag, headline:
'Rejected Taylor: 'I need a real man,' the country singer has devised a plan to find love!'

This is a paragraph:
While the unlucky in love superstar has dated plenty of Tinseltown's most eligible bachelors, including Harry Stiles, Taylor Lautner, and Jake Glyenhall, she's now turning her attention to guys that are older and more mature!

Lolololol, that paragraph made me giggle and giggle. Maybe seeking not bearding relationships will help too.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Alita, bwahaha, now that's a good one! All three in one punch! (And my gran still says Tinseltown, so she'd totally believe it!)

Is Swiftie still considered country? She was on a playlist promo for our local pop station.

Renoblondee said...

Swift was never considered a Tweener though.

MadLyb said...

Selena is my only guess. "One Direction" needs to go the fuck away.

NaughtyNurse said...

It's definitely Selena, given the caption about her in today's photos. Taylor was never a "tweener."

Jaiden_S said...

Selena and Niall from 1D. They were photographed together last week. Don't ask me how I know that.

Alita said...

Is like a trifeca of bearding brilliance - have to assume the writer was having fun.

I think Swifty's def pop - that is where she gets play here. But we don't have major country radio stations and scenes here so if she really were 'country' she'd still be played on the mainstream pop or rock stations.

laura ramona said...

Papa Simon teached the little Erections well: hold your hormons cowboys coz it s planty of birds landing every day. To copy Seven and Count Mr de nial is fast to zip back his panties so Selena should move fast to some daddy love Count is offering. hope count does the multiple zippung

Aoife said...

Miley or Selena.

headrot said...

I thought taylor immediately too

LowKey said...

Didn't Miley and Jared Leto hook up recently? Allegedly?

McKenzie Crawford said...

It's not Miley she has been on tour and in a different city every other day on the west coast the last two weeks.

Jeri said...

Agree with Violet, Selena has been hanging with Swift too much. Starting to act like her.