Monday, March 10, 2014

Blind Item #5

This B+ list world athlete who is probably C- list in this country is cheating on his A list singer/celebrity girlfriend with a teen hooker. She is legal, but only 18 or 19. He had someone else earlier in the year but she kept asking for more money. He thinks they should do it for free, but realizes he needs to pay for discretion.

14 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Shakira

Seven of Eleven said...

Does she take Paypal? Those fees can be horrendous after a while.

Violet said...

Yes Shakira's Italian or Spanish footballer. They always look happy with that cute little baby. Clearly that's no indicator of fidelity though.

Tyger Lilly said...

Hey all... Totally different subject, but check out my Twitter feed @jdtyger... Crazy Amanda Bynes is back with yet ANOTHER "secret" account - not the same one as Star (?) magazine called out. This one is totally new, and this girl I CRAZY. She is actually in the middle of calling a friend of mine ugly right now. I'd have more sympathy, but this girl is just awful to everyone. No excuse.

Count Jerkula said...

Mmmmmm teen hooker.

Dexamyl said...

Shakira is a beard. Gerard Pique is gay and started "dating" Shakira after being photographed in an intimate moment with then-teammate Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

timebob said...

oh please be Shakira if only for how arrogant she was in her interview with how jealous and territorial Pique was with her and having no men in her videos anymore. It was just so obnoxious.

Dexamyl said...

Pique and Ibra in happier times:

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pique-zlatan-ibrahimovic-barcelona-gay.jpg

Harry Knuckles said...

Couldn't find Dexamyl's picture so here is another one. Maybe it is the same picture at another site.

AsileM said...

Becks??

Dexamyl said...

Thanks Harry. Yes it's the the same pic.

Harry Knuckles said...

I aim to please.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

If this is piqué, this would be the reason that his playing sucks more than Paris Hilton this season.
Anyway, this is totally him (if the hooker was a "he") because he is a total douche who made his former coach (another gay called guardiola the nandrolona user) use detectives to follow him because he spent half of his dough in the casino boozing and playing and using prostitution (which is not illegal in Spain, where he plays).

B said...

Totally agree timebob!