Saturday, March 15, 2014

Blind Item #5

Of all the annals of showbiz stage moms, this one may be the worst (yes, it even outdoes anything Dina Lohan or the mom i don't like to name concocted). This mom of an almost A-list singer and TV star who has one of the most rabid tween fanbases of any singer actually encouraged her daughter to sleep with that skeevy producer to get the part she's been playing for a while.

40 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, another Dan Schneider thing. SHOCKER!

Violet said...

Selena? In between her schmoozing with Biebs?

Renoblondee said...

Ugh, not Cat?

sugarbread maker said...

Arianna grande

Renoblondee said...

Arianna, couldn't remember her real name.

TalksTooMuch said...

There's Enty, showing more support for the exploited!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Encouraged how..by providing the condoms? ..by sitting down and explaining the casting couch reality of life in Hell' wood? P' raps she warned against laughter.
Gonna need more evidence before I back this bitch in a race against Dina and Kris for the Title of Worst.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Steampunk, Kris Jenner makes queasy. If the rumours are true, she encouraged and helped the release of sex tape where her daughter was urinated on, and then parlayed the "backlash" into a highly successful reality cough*pimping*cough career. That woman is of the devil.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Seven she is the devil. The odor of sulfur trails behind her.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@Seven, there HAS to be an appropriate gif for this sewer slag. Please use your fertile imagination and nail this blitch.

Tina Mallette said...

And we wonder why these kids end up F**ked up. Does Biebs hand off his babes to Daddy?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Steam, oh that's not too difficult. :b

She's a mess.

Look familiar?
Kris
does
Grendel's mom

Bruce asked for his ATM card back and I bet she thought he said A2A and called Vivid Entertainment.

Her daughters were raised on the breakfast of champions.

She has a Wizard of Oz bobblehead that fills in for when she's not around.

AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE MIMOSAS.

(sign of the devil, y'all)

Steampunk Jazz said...

While I was thinking more along the line of the Alien mom monster, you did find some beauties.
Seven, you're the Greatest ( insert Ralph / honeymooners gif)

Count Jerkula said...

I can't remember if I watched the entire KimK sex video or just skimmed through it, but I don't recall her getting peed on. If someone could share a time stamp and save me the trouble of sitting through the entire thing, I would appreciate it. Thanks

Shotinthedark said...

Just to be different, how about Debbie Ryan from Jessie. Would've been 17 / 18 at the time though, so to compete with PMK and Duina, I think it's going to be someone younger.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Count, I've never seen it (thank you, Cthulu!) but the Frisky had an item where they said it may have been a deleted scene. Of course, I may be confusing it with Paris Hilton's tape (also haven't seen, sacrificing meatballs to Cthulu in praise).

Shotinthedark said...

Laura Marano from Austin and Ally? Not having kids keeps me out the loop with rabid tween fan bases.

Count Jerkula said...

RKelly pissed on the underage chick, allegedly. I never saw the video.

sarah.estell said...

On please don't be Ariana Grande!

auntliddy said...

Umm, any stage mother ever? Pathetically hard to narrow field. I hope these maternal exploiters burn in hell.

canadachick said...

so i'm the only one who read ANAL instead of annal?

Stepforded said...

I hope this isn't Bella Thorne :-(

It could be Kesha ...

LowKey said...

@canadachick
nope

canadachick said...

Whew thanks Lowkey thought i was the only perv in residence today #toomuchpressure
#A2A

Countess Eden said...

I think this is Ariana. Selena has been off Disney for a while. s mom seems almost normal from what I've read. I took my daughter and two friends to Selena's concert and she was awesome I have to say. We were in a place where we were front row. She's a very good entertainer, new list verbiage, and it hope she doesn't take the Lohan path...

Andy said...

Why are you people hijacking this with Jenner? Yes she deserves the hatred but she's not relevant to this blind.

I doubt it's Grande. She's still kinda new, and doesn't have the rabid fan base yet. Plus her family seems involved in her career. Her brother also plays a part in her career.

The BI hints at someone who has already made it but acting like she's still trying to make it.

I'm gonna bet Tish Cyrus. She's pretty damn vile.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nope Again!

Hehehe...was totally thinking the same thing. Ent said "annals" heh heh...

Seven of Eleven said...

You're so right, @Andy. I will do my best to not be a repeat offender.

Alita said...

KimK's video was widely rumoured to have originally has a golden shower scene, that was cut. The rumour was that was part of what KimK/PMK negotiated with Vivid, getting that scene cut and the payday.

Whether it ever existed or not, it was definitely not released.

(So sorry Andy; I'm part of the problem)

jaariel said...

Ariel Winter

Aoife said...

That Ariel Winter guess rings true.

Count Jerkula said...

@Alita: Interesting. Next time I talk to my homie w/ contacts at Vivid, I'll ask him to fish around for confirmation.

Ella Bee said...

Ariana G's fan base is terrible- they've been all over Perez for his comments about her craptastic ponytail and extensions.

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Rolf said...

I want to throw the hat of Hayden Pannetierre in the ring. Any thoughts?

Sprink said...

@jarriel and Aoife, no no, Ariel isn't a singer. Back under your thinking caps, now...

~Z~ said...

LMFAO ~ Lady Heisenberg (great name) ~ I don't have the radio on or anything else, and I clicked on your link and it farted very loud before I could stop it! Heee! Hope my boss didn't hear it.

Jim Kennedy Summers said...

This one screams Ariana Grande. It is no accident that she was the only actor from Victorious who got a spin-off show.

Jim Kennedy Summers said...

Notice the clue "the part she's been playing for a while."

The role she's been playing for a while. That's Cat played by Ariana Grande on both "Victorious" and "Sam and Cat"