baby mama drama
Jay Z, the almighty camel
ohh love the Simon guess! *jumps on Simon train*
It could be Simon!
Simon at the opening if his musical last night. A quicky outside the theatre – it's what all the top people are up to these days.
Manwhore Simon Cowell comes to mind.
Yeah Simon is a better guess
@Shit You Can't Buy, you wouldn't be the first to jump on the Simon train.
Sex with a pap? I didn't know roaches could have "good relations" with humans. You learn something new every day!
Keeping up good relations is tough, y'all!
@7/11. Who would be the roach, Simon or the Pap?
OK, in my head, I saw this guy (Simon?) walking down the street with his baby mama & the paps, grabbing a pap of undetermined gender, banging said pap up against the wall of maybe a bank…and then returning to baby mama to continue their stroll. SuperSkeev
FOX411: Who's the nicest to paps?
Fazio: Many celebs are nice to the paps, or at least tolerate us, as they knew before they became famous that paparazzi are just part of the fame game. The majority of celebs who spot paparazzi will just carry on with whatever they are doing and hope the pictures come out nice. Paparazzi is nothing new or surprising. It's been around for a long time and is never going away. So most celebs get it. One of the nicest I've met recently was Simon Cowell. Not only did he just carry on regularly with whatever he was doing so that everyone would get nice pictures, but he would go out of his way to say hello to everyone, and even sometimes engage in casual conversation. He seems like a genuinely happy person who does not take his good fortune for granted, and who also has a genuine respect for the people around him, even if those people happen to be paparazzi. He pretty much blew me away with his tolerance and his kindness.
I'm with my in-case-of-emergency contact, Karen!
Logan Fazio? That works.
It'd be really JUICY if the pap were a dude
Oh yeah Logan Fazio is this hot pap who works Miami Beach in her teeny weeny bikini. She works for this blind.
@Kristin, it's Thirsty Thursday–wine o'clock yet?
Gotta be Simon, his whores all get along.
I totally flashed to the dude Britney was dating, abut couldn't make it work in my head!
Simon…harem & baby mama
What happens in TTMs head should STAY in TTMS head *jokes*
How is Simon Cowell A-list everything? He's not in movies, doesn't sing or write, etc.
Apparently it's being thrown up all over the place by someone else today, Derek! Yay!
yeah its kinda annoying. I thought you had copy-right for that shit?
Totally annoying, right?? But that's probably the point.
and then someone suggested that we have a "ya'll free" April but little do they know about your contractional obligations with enty ; )
The important question: was the pap male or female?
If the paps is a dude,it's juicy for Simon
Kanye and a guy pap. Damn gay fish!
Every time I see y'all from TTM I get confused- immediately I think southern but then remind myself she's from Calgary- or has y'all just become a country catch phrase that transcends geography
Apparently I may be getting all y'all-ed oot
I'm not from Calgary!
You aren't? Why did I think you were from out west? I just associate you with western Canada and because of the catchphrase y'all country music. Simply because my 'y'all friends are southern and/or are southern country music fans.'
I wonder if Cowell's or murder inc's list of f wordings is longer than Paris Hilton's.
Geography is SO overrated, y'all
why do these women accept all kinds of bull in their relationship
Go away wanton
Why wanton why I know I'm breaking the troll rule by mentioning but wanton – please
Simon Cowell probably in Miami
Simon says "it is good relations to have relations.." Carry on dear chap!!
Hang on tight to those fur pie tits, pap person!