Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Blind Item #6 - World's Worst Celebrity Airplane Passenger Voting Is In

This B list mostly movie actress who was thrust upon the world as a television action star and has gone downhill ever since has been voted by flight attendants at one airline as the rudest celebrity. Do you know how tough it is to win the Alec Baldwin award, especially if you are not a drinking celebrity? Our actress sends her kids and nannies to coach and settles into first class where she acts like she is in charge of the world and no one does anything right. Flight after flight our actress gets the award for most rude while her husband rushes after her apologizing to those who stand in her way.

52 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Jenn Garner

Cleodacat said...

One of the Heroes chicks. How about Ali?

Zelda Zonk said...

SMG

FSP said...

Alba

Chris said...

Garner or Alba

NYCBRATGIRL said...

There is a reditt thread about worst celebrities on planes. Interesting read. Can't find link though

LottaColada said...

Dark Angel Jessica Alba

feraltart said...

Damn it FSP! Up at 2:30 in the morning & I still can't post before you.

LottaColada said...

Dammit FSP!

Anna Belle said...

I was actually thinking Reese, but I'm not so sure any of these woman has hubs that would apologize for them...the hubs are just as entitled

TalksTooMuch said...

She sounds very busy. And misunderstood. I would pay one million of your dollars for a flight by myself

Kate and Gemma said...

I don't see Garner sending her kids to coach. She seems too hands-on in everyday life. I realize this is based on pap photos, but the smiles on the kids' faces are genuine.

I'm more inclined to think this is about Alba.

surfer said...
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surfer said...

My mistake - not TV. Never mind, lol.

Cecilia00 said...

Would SMG still be considered mostly movies? Garner fits except I can not picture Affleck running after a flight attendant for any other reason than to get some private time with her a secluded area while Jen's not looking....

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Jessica Alba generally fits with Dark Angel "thrusting her upon the world as an action star," but!

Enty didn't add a clause about how untalented an actress she is. Enty always, unfailingly, takes that extra shot at Alba. (I dunno, I don't see it. I'm not saying she's a great actress, but her talent is more than adequate for the roles I've seen her in.)

Therefore: Not Alba. I'll take Jennifer Garner.

Megley said...

Not Garner. She has not gone downhill ever since Alias. I'm going with Heigl. As much as Enty hates Alba, she doesn't appear to be a "mommy in name only" type. Heigl, on the other hand . . .

littlemissfirecracker said...

Do we know if any of the guesses aren't drinkers? I can't really find anything one way or the other...

Tina Mallette said...

What has Heigl done on TV that is an action character? All she has done is Grey's Anatomy. Don't consider that an action show.

Garner may have a lot of people fooled.

PunkinElf said...

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sherry said...

My first thought was Garner.

Sherry said...

My first thought was Garner.

Nutty_Flavor said...
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Nutty_Flavor said...

Garner just had a starring role in Dallas Buyers Club, which was a candidate for Best Picture. I don't think that fits with 'going downhill ever since' her TV role.

Eros said...

I thought heigl immediately but I dont think she fits because ofthe start in action movies part of the b.I. shes only been on greys anatomy I think.

Eros said...

Good catch and good point, Nutty.

Eros said...

Ahh I change my guess to sarah Michelle gellar

Renoblondee said...

Much as I'm not a fan if Alba, I've always heard she's nice.

Vera L- said...

I'd like it to be SMG but no one ever sees Freddie so I doubt he'd be apologizing for her.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Not to mention, Garner was quite good in DBC. She presents at the Oscars every year. They don't ask downhill celebs to present at the Oscars.

Alba for the win.

Seven of Eleven said...

They have flight attendant award ceremonies?

Tara said...

Garner's done okay - she had Alias (hit), 13 Going on 30 (which seems like it's held up as a popular film), Juno (hit indie), and she has 4 films that are expected to come out this year including the Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible adaptation which I think could do really well. She SHOULD go back into tv, but her career isn't hurting.

While SMG started with All My Children her biggest role is and was Buffy. I'd guess her because Freddie still seems super nice.

Anna Belle said...

SMG is really good guess, she was a legendary B*tch on Buffy & Cruel Intentions...& Freddy is actually supposed to be a nice guy...

lazyday603 said...

I don't think Garner's career has gone downhill since Alias. Many more people have seen her films than ever watched her almost on a network TV series. I'll bet more people watched her film debut Dude Where's My Car than ever watched Alias.

discoflux said...

Don't SMG and FPJ only have the one kid though?

discoflux said...

Oops. Forgot they had a son since there are never pictures of him. I could only think of pics seen with her daughter.

Susan said...

My first thought was Alba. There is no way Garner has gone downhill. She's married to one of the biggest players in Hollywood and was just in Dallas Buyers Club. That is not downhill.

Dani T said...

I was on a flight from Cabo to LA and Alba was on it. She sat with the regular people waiting to board the plane. She was with her assistant and oldest daughter and sat in coach and seemed very polite. Definitely not her

madeinbrzil said...

I know with American Airlines your kid has to be at least five to ride in business or first class.

Frosty said...

I would say Jennifer Garner, except I can't see Ben Affleck following in her wake, apologizing for her behavior.

Clark Elliot said...

No way this is Jennifer (Alias)Garner! This also seems to be a stretch for Jessica (Dark Angel)Alba as well.... but SMG (Buffy) is apparently a super c*nt to any body she encounters, and I could see FPJr walking behind her to apoligize too . I VOTE SARAH MICHELE GELLER.

Jenny said...

Was Roswell at all action-oriented?

Chris J said...

SMG.

sugarbread maker said...

Alba. Smg. Never travel with husband

AppleThief4Elliot said...

You're all discussing the same four names. There are other possibilities. How about Lucy Lawless, Warrior Princess?

crila16 said...

Milla Jovovich.

Sprink said...

I just love that gif, @Seven.

Sprink said...

Five? Then American Airlines is age-ist!

BeckyMae said...

I used to work in travel for the Amex black card.....almost EVERYONE travels ahead in Business or First with the nanny and the kids in economy. What an airline will not do is have kids in economy without an accompanying adult, I used to have huge debates with card members who wanted to send their kids as Unaccompanied Minors in the back whilst they lapped it up in the Pointy End!
I wanted to say Lucy Lawless for this blind but I've always heard she's lovely so I'll go with the MiserAlba...

Marti said...

I've flown first class with my under 5-year old several times. On miles -- I ain't that wealthy!

Crystal said...

SMG. She just gives off a nasty vibe.

Jon said...

Does Michelle Ryan have kids?