Saturday, March 01, 2014

Blind Item #6

This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a now departed hit network show thought she struck pay dirt with her new guy. He likes her but he LOVES the porn star who looks just like our actress. Our actress should be careful because he is going condom free with a porn star and then doing the same with our actress.

50 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Let's just leave this one for Count.

TalksTooMuch said...

Right, Kristin, call in the experts

sandybrook said...

Yea we dont wanna give porn stars diseases. They get checked enough they should be clean. I have no clue who they are though.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Just thinking about the links Count is coming up with is making my clamarama preemptively itch.

texas rose said...

Courtney Cox.

sandybrook said...

Is someone telling us they fucked a porn star recently?

Sunshine said...

Charlie Sheen perhaps?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Whhhhaaa, Uncle Sandy? Do we need to have another chat with TTM?

Where's the Count on this one? Your time to shine, buddy!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Jaime Presley and the porn star being Jesse Jane? http://izismile.com/2013/09/30/porn_star_lookalikes_of_popular_celebs_28_pics.html

Tina Mallette said...

So many men love to play Russian Roulette with their peen.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't know celeb/porn dopplegangers. I do know that barebacking a porn whore is way safer than barebacking a bar hook up or some chick on the third date. Testing every 15 or 30 days.

If we could legalize prostitution, then license, test and tax all whores, it would also be safer. I recommend tattooing QR codes on em, so you can just scan em w/ yer cell phone and get their testing history.

Seven of Eleven said...

Dear Enty, I just wanted to let you know that I'm a good guy. My girlfriend, who recently lost her job on a network TV show (but I'm sure she'll find another one soon) and I frequently engage in coitus. Because I'm a good guy, I sheath the member to protect us both, but mostly to keep her from getting pregnant, which might affect her career.

However, I recently met another actress who bears a striking resemblance to my current (public) girlfriend. She gorgeous, but I was shocked to find out that she is not a typical actress - her specialty, it turns out, is adult films. Her desire, it also turns out, is unprotected coitus. I was hesitant at first, but she assured me that all adult film actors are tested bi-weekly, and she showed me the results of her latest test, taken last week. With that knowledge in mind, and with her temptress ways of looking like a naughtier version of my very proper girlfriend, we engaged in unprotected coitus.

I can't tell you what a thrill it was! I have only ever engaged in that kind of intimacy with my - well, you know - and it was joyous, beautiful, wondrous. I would now like to experience such joy with my girlfriend, and I want to hear the sounds and see the looks on her face that I saw with the adult film actress. She is like a drug that I cannot quit, but I'm hoping unprotected coitus with my girlfriend will be the sword that can sever the bond.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Yours, ~Action Jackson

PS: Can you keep this between? Thanks, big guy!

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, sandybrook, let's work this through like adults.

And hey! When did talking to me become like medicine??

WareCat said...

Jamie Pressly/Jesse Jane.
*googled*

Tina Mallette said...

Unfortunately the screening system for porn stars has flaws.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/19/porn-hiv-penis-bleeding_n_3944401.html

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Count Jerkula said...

Ugh, Jesse Jane is a friggin plastic surgery disaster. I can't get wood for her. Plus, I don't think she does anal, so I don't watch her scenes.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Would enty mention her drinking? Or would that be too much a clue...its rather vague and there are more sites to choose from than this...
* fingering pearls nervously* you don't suppose they got work Because of their resemblance? Myyy...

WareCat said...

Dammit Steampunk! ♥

sandybrook said...

J/k Kristin and TTM itchy clamaratas bring out my worst thoughts.

TalksTooMuch said...

Jesse Jane looks just like a gecko when she's bobbing for apples. Check it out, you won't be able to un-see it. You're welcome

Count Jerkula said...

@Tina: I've been over this before. The testing worked exactly how it should. That mental whore, her boyfriend and their frequent 3sum partner contracted HIV off screen. They tried to play it up that it was from the bleeding dick (probably bleeding from where he shot up Caverject), so she could sue Kink, but that guy has passed repeated tests since then. It has been many years since there is a case of HIV transmission on a straight porn set.

P.S. I'm totally perving out on gymnast butt on NBC right now.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Count is like the Susan B Anthony for prostitutes. Thanks, Count

texas rose said...
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texas rose said...

Count - couldn't make link but she has a couple of anal pics on her site.

Steampunk Jazz said...

You're the cool hand on a fevered brow TTM. Funny pragmatism is hard to find and empathy even harder... Loves...O:-)

Steampunk Jazz said...

:-D warecat, at least I got an agreement!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Kristen, you up for Oscar bloggin?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Steampunk, think I may stop by for the red carpet but not the show.

Sarah said...

Haha, you said fingering your pearls

Steampunk Jazz said...

Aww, kristen. You will be missed... Truthfully, all these events are boring to me but the comments make it fun. Bow to the gods of pop culture...! Yeah, right. :-\

Kristin (Wiglet) said...
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Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thanks Steampunk. My friends and I have watched the nominated films and campaigning the last 6 months. Have an Oscar watch party every year. Too hard to drink, snark, type, and scroll. }

TalksTooMuch said...

You're the best, Steamy! I think most people just call it Buzz Killing

sandybrook said...

Once you fer past Bulky Crystal's opening monologue which is Ellen this year the Oscars is a verrrrry bad show.
FYI there is an Independent Spirit red carpet blog up on the front page but I dont think I get IFC in my cable package

sandybrook said...

Get Billy cumin spelchek :( Jesus fucking Christ!

TalksTooMuch said...

I love cumin!

And will be on here for the Oscars, you know it!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sandyboo I don't I have that channel either :( It's the first time I've changed the channel away from Bravo since the Golden Globes. Now it's stuck on Cell Block 6: Female Lock up. Teaches me to fuck with Andy Cohen.

sandybrook said...

I live cumin too but fucking spelchek changed it from cmon!
Cell Block 6 Female Lock Up sounds like an old Linda Blair movie :)

under-a-rock said...

call me crazy but i like the counts idea on the legalization n testing.. ijs..

Count Jerkula said...

@under a rock: If we could rescind women's right to vote, we could get it through, but it would be political suicide for anyone proposing it.

Just another instance of women holding women back. They would rather have it buried in the underworld of pimps and trafficking, rather than bringing it above board and minimizing potential victims of the endeavor.

For a broad who needs quick cash for a leg up in life, hooking has less long term impact than porn. Look at that Duke freshmen who was recently outted as doing porn to pay her tuition. That is going to hang on her for the rest of her life, every time a potential employer Googles her name, she will likely be denied employment, making that $60k/yr degree worthless. If she did some hooking a couple days a week, maybe scored a couple regulars, then she would be able to make the same money while staying under the radar.

LowKey said...

Noooo TTM, you are the always pleasant voice of reason! Never change!

laura ramona said...

You just made my day with the codes. i have a massive headache snd laughing at this one made it worst :) i love the idea

laura ramona said...

@Count still did not decided yet who s worst here: you or me. Perving on olympics butt never crossed my mind so I guess you win and I go back watching some porn again . do you like Pierre Woodman? we must exchange some Private productions lol. My boyfriend found all my xxx archives so must perv on something else now.

Aoife said...

Ewww

Count Jerkula said...

@Laura: Woodman is good. He is kinda disturbing to look at, as hairy as he is, but he gets some primo Euro whores. Dude gets wicked on some of em, what with the rough buttfucking. Makes for good audio.

I dig his Wake Up and Fuck scenes as well as the Castings. The Katie St Ives WU&F scene is good, cause I guess it was early in her career, so she was struggling to accommodate him in her balloon knot.

My fave Private chick is Justine Ashley. I first saw her as Lenka on TeenPinkVideos, back in the dial up days. She has since done a bunch for Private and also a lot of pee porn. Pee porn aint my thing, but I'll watch it from time to time to see her naked.

PS said...

Eva Longoria and her Billionaire Mexican boyfriend?

Flicknik said...

Chris Evans-Minka Kelly-Jenna Haze

Flicknik said...

Chris Evans-Minka Kelly-Jenna Haze

Count Jerkula said...

Minka/Jenna would be a great tag team. I saw Jenna at a porn expo a few years ago, and she was one of the tiniest whores I ever seen. Would be fun to see how much of a pounding she could take before breaking.