Friday, March 28, 2014

Blind Item #7- Easy Easy Easy

The money/sponsorship/begging train has begun for this B- list reality star who used to be, well, a reality star and before that was some type of entertainer and she got to keep most of her clothes on. Anyway, she has been hitting up tabloids and companies because she wants to get paid for wedding shower/baby shower/baby photos/baby moon/push present and anything else she can think of. She is bombarding everyone with what she considers to be the biggest payday of her life and wants $1M in cash and gifts over the course of the next year.

46 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Assleee

Kari S said...

Kiebler?

Sugar said...

I agree with the Ashlee guess. Except she's not pregnant, is she? Does she want to get paid for future baby showers?
Now I agree with the Kiebler guess.

Bacon Ranch said...
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aemish said...

I like the Kiebler guess

Bacon Ranch said...

Kim K.

Cleodacat said...

Can I switch to Kiebler?

Harry Knuckles said...

The Entys need to stop with the "Easy Easy Easy".

Anna Belle said...

Stacey...just married a supposed millionaire...has baby on the way that most likely isn't his, but he believes it is....She really screwed up, she was getting hype for being the next big thing...

Anna Belle said...

Stacey was also involved with wrestling before. Entertainment, but kept clothes on.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Anna Belle: what did she screw up? I thought her career had been stalling for awhile?

sandybrook said...

Its easy because its Asslee.

Renoblondee said...

Stacy, yep.

sandybrook said...

Stacy didn't have a wedding shower unless waves hit her in the head when she got hitched and surprised her friends and family at a beach in hawaii

bellaluna said...

I agree with the Kiebler elf guesses.

Sherry said...

I think Asslee has always been described as former A singer.
Gotta be the Keibs.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@sandy, maybe you're right that Stacy didn't have a wedding shower, or a public one at least, but I have a hard time seeing how marrying Evan Ross or having his baby would be her biggest pay day ever. Asslee actually did make some money on her own back in the day, and she already married and had a kid with Wentz. Plus, the Simpsons are fucking loaded...

Basil said...

I think this is Asslee, and it all started with the release of that stupid engagement picture she released.

sandybrook said...

But LadyH we always hear Asslee is broke becuz she wasted all her money on drugs right Enty (back yourself up here girl)?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yes, both Wentz and Asslee have had their funds significantly drained, all I'm saying is that I have a hard time seeing an Evan Ross engagement/pregnancy as being her biggest payday "EVER" - she once had bank and her family still does. It could be Asslee but I see this more as Kiebler...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sorry, the quote was biggest pay day of her life. Asslee has had quite some hefty pay days back in her heyday, heyyyoooooo

sandybrook said...

George paid well too LadyH.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ok Sandy. Not going to keep debating about this. Maybe Asslee is coked out enough to think this will be her biggest payday yet lol

We will see...

sandybrook said...

We shall.

Aeol said...

It's Keibler and her hilarious supermarket show. Did I miss Ashlee signing onto a reality show?

Cindy said...

I so want this to be Mila Kunis , but Clooneys ex Keebler elf fits better.

Seven of Eleven said...

Push presents!!

jack ducky said...

I think it's JWoww. Kiebler was a "professional wrestler" and a model I believe before she did DWTS and dated Clooney.

Sugar said...

That was for me, wasn't it? Thanks, bitch!

Seven of Eleven said...

Anytime, baby!

Sugar said...

~swoon~

Count Jerkula said...

Keibler was a Nitro Girl dancer on WCW's wrestling show, then a valet for WWE. I don't recall if she ever had an actual wrestling match, but if she did, they were few and far between. She was no Torrie Wilson or Trish Stratus. Her big move was bending over to get in and out of the ring.

As much of a mess as Asslee is said to be, I am surprised no cell phone shots of her ever leaked.

jack ducky said...

I use to have such a crush on Trish Stratus. Stacey was nothing.

Molita said...

J woww ...

PJ said...

1,000,000% agreed :) Can't be Ashlee; she isn't preggers (that any of us know of yet anyway).

xBriah said...

My first thought was JWoww.. She's engaged and pregnant, never has enough clothes on and always seems to find someone to pay her for doing absolutely nothing.

vicki L said...

Kendra

Welldun said...

Kristin Calamari

Jaiden_S said...

Keibler

Lux said...

She had a show on MTV or VH1 back in the day, when she was recording her first album. When she was dating that Ryan Cabrera dude with the porcupine hair.

Lux said...

The only 'job' Kendra had ever had required minimal to no clothing.

Lux said...

The blind includes the person wanting wedding shower gifts, so I'm guessing JWoww or Simpson with a soon to be announced pregnancy.

sugarbread maker said...

Your all wrong bitches. Snookie just announced her gatsby themed wedding in November at venetian in Las Vegas.

Alita said...

'Biggest pay day ever' is the key of this, imo. Even as hyperbole, I can't believe that J Simpson's unaware that she had much larger paydays than serial rag covers might deliver. Ditto Kiebler, even just because of Clooney (and people have noted that she wed low key*).

I'm going with the lesser celeb types mentioned like the Jersey Shore or Laguna Beach peeps mentioned. By the sounds of it they're not actually married yet either, which would be important if your going to sell access to the event.

*I don't mean to imply that she wed Low Key. Cause that'd just be weird ;)

Kelly Whaley said...

Aubrey Oday

di butler said...

The Kiebler