Friday, March 14, 2014

Blind Item #8

This B list half of a B+ list group has A list name recognition. He also has a big problem after he got his peen pierced. A serious infection that is keeping him from having any kind of sex and has been that way for well over six months. Apparently it is worse than any photo you could Google about penile infections.

56 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Wentz

Derek Harvey said...

Andre 3000

Derek Harvey said...

@K--its a duo

FSP said...

Daryl Hall

sandybrook said...

Daft or Punk

crila16 said...

This is just gross.

Derek Harvey said...

KC or JoJo

hairydawg said...

ryan lewis

FSP said...

You make my dreams come true. You-hoo, you, you-hoo, hoo, you, hoo

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thanks, D. Thought group meant more than 2.

Derek Harvey said...

@Sandy---Robots cant get piercings! They will short-circuit...

Derek Harvey said...

Well now that Hot Sundae is a duo I shall look into that!

rajahcat said...

this was a very bad idea

Sugar said...

I thought I heard him singing about penile infections in his song I Can't Go For That.
#NoCanDo

sandybrook said...

Haha.Lewis from Maklemore and Lewis then

FSP said...

#Watchoutboyshe'llchewyouup

sandybrook said...

OT Jane Goodall says Michael Jackson used to physically abuse his pet baboon

sugarbread maker said...

Ryan Lewis and I bet mackelmore- is lmao- all day long over this

Derek Harvey said...

now you guys forced me to put on Out of Touch by Hall and Oates! Love the song but reminds me of being in a dentist office or driving to the grocery store with my mom...

sandybrook said...

I prefer Maneater

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Fine. Since it's National Pi Day and Derek fancies himself a mathematician, I will change to Alan of the Family Thicke.

Derek Harvey said...

LOL @Kristin! He is getting his own reality show here in Canada and Robin will make cameos!!!! Lucky us eh?

Renoblondee said...

#It'sabitchgirl

Sugar said...

Here are the lyrics to Can't Go for That.. I knew it!

Easy ready willing overtime
When does it stop, where do you dare me to draw the line
You got the body now you want my soul
Don't even think about it say no go

Now i'll do anything you want me to
I even pierced my penis for you
I'll do almost anything that you want me to
But i can't go for that
No can do

I can't go for being twice as nice
I pierced my peen and paid a penile price
I can't go for just repeating the some old lines
Use the body now you want my soul
Oo forget about it say no go

Yeah i'll do anything you want me to
I regret piercing my penise for you
I'll do almost anything that you want me to
But i can't go for that
No can do.

sandybrook said...

LIES!! LIES!!

under-a-rock said...

Hmm... not disagreeing, but wouldn't macklemore as a group be Alist at least. I mean they just robbed the Grammys, their huge crossover & international acts...

Im still very new here, so i understand the ratings even less than you vets.. Will tune in tomorrow for the ratings system.

Silkprint said...

I like my husbands and I got my cookie done a few years ago ..when I went for an mri and was asked if I had any metal on my body and had to tell them I got a raised eye brow

Snapdragon said...

I hope to hell he's taken out the piercing.

sandybrook said...

A list musicians would be ppl everyone has heard of but maybe not superstars. Probably have crossed out of their genre and become mainstream.

sandybrook said...

So you get these thingys and have to go through the x-ray machine at the airport wtf happens?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Talk about coke nose.. His poor Bishop is going to look like a Rook ; )

OneEyeCharlie said...

I prefer the Quaker Shredded Wheat rounds over the Post Shredded Wheat loaf shaped.

Violet said...

The very thought of having my 'cookie' pierced quite makes me want to faint. Mind, the thought of even calling it my 'cookie' makes me rather queasy too.

madeinbrzil said...

what about foofa? or whatever the LMFAO guy is.
He seems dirty

Mark said...

So this is the reason Toni Tennille filed for divorce

Karen said...

@Mark, good guess but I think the Captain & Tenille are permanent A+ listers.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Jack White

Lady Heisenberg said...

He is back in the news yesterday & today, announcing a collaboration with Neil Young too

Seachica said...

Leave him alone - he's a family (of germs) man

Seachica said...

@sugar -- brilliant!

Tina Mallette said...

Me too sandybrook..oh oh here she comes look out boys she'll chew you up.....

I never forget a talent show in college where one of the prettiest girls in the faculty but very quiet and shy or maybe not so quiet and shy did a strip tease to Maneater, oh the sound of jaws dropping on the floor. She had on a full business suit and long black gloves, to start.

Seachica said...

Those Air Supply guys are cutting edge once again!

Gayeld said...

Now I have the urge to dedicate "Private Eyes" to Little Davey Miscavige.

auntliddy said...

Yowza!! Bad juju.

Count Jerkula said...

If her stupid enough to get yer dick pierced, then you deserve it. Some risks aint worth taking.

di butler said...

With the Grammys Mac & RL should be A list, but since Mac is a ginormous jizzwhistle, I'll guess this is supposed to be him

Candyland said...

Throwing it out there, Max George from The Wanted. With all of his Lindsay shenanigans, he probably has A list awareness, no?

di butler said...

At least B+, I'd think, Count. He's kinda into dirty so..maybe yeah.

Sherry said...

Sugar: #awesomeadaptation

Massive G said...

Art Garfunkel

Dena said...

Standing O! (-vation)

MsWool said...

max george shouldn't have put that peen into HoHan. No way to get that level of scrud and bacteria off....

f00bby said...

I'm surprised at your distaste Count. I thought you were open to any experience.
My husband has one. No complaints from me.

Count Jerkula said...

Nah, I don't mess with my pecker or my eyes. Them things are irreplaceable.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Count: Word

f00bby said...

@count sensible advice (still, I recommend the ampallang)