Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Blind Item #9

The crazy thing about this one is she was serious, even though whoever told her this was not. I don't think. Who knows because that party is messed up. Anyway this B list celebrity with F list breasts who only has a future in porn said she wanted to leave so this woman told her to leave. Our celebrity said that she would but that she was supposed to orally service the host before she could leave and wanted to get it over with.

33 comments:

Simon said...

Stoddem

sandybrook said...

Courtney Stodden

Simon said...

Stodden I mean

sandybrook said...

Jinx

~~Stepforded~~ said...

Simon is on a roll today

LottaColada said...

"F list breasts" Lmao

sandybrook said...

I would have beat him but I typed her full name :)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Simon def has days where he gives everyone a run for their money. He just never comes back when they're revealed to collect his cash and prizes.

Cleodacat said...

Now she's "B" List????

Glitter said...

Oh, this is hilarious, but by damn, Stodden better not be B List.

headrot said...

Srsly

Violet said...

I don't even understand what was going on here. Why couldn't she leave until she'd blown the host? What was stopping her?

Susan M said...


Even though she doesn't fit in this at all, I thought of Tori Spelling when I read "F list breasts"... That left one is so wonky!

OneEyeCharlie said...

A zipper, Violet. Those things are sooooo tricky to figure out.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Well if Mario Lopez is A....

sifichick said...

A girl's gotta get paid.

They probably paid her half up front and half after she had blown the host. That way he was guaranteed his blowie.

Seven of Eleven said...

If Stodden is B-list, watch out for the four horsemen.

parissucksliterally said...

If Stodden is B list, then Blowhan was snubbed at the Oscars for her work in "The Canyons".

Chris J said...

If it's Stodden that is very sad. It appears she has been groomed from a young age. Just sad.

AlainaCath said...

Farrah

Basil said...

It's probably Stodden, but just to be different, how about Blowhan?

Sillygurl said...

Stodden was at Norbys party and I read somewhere today how he has been involved with Oscar parties for a long time and "scoops up leftovers". Maybe page six?

Eros said...

Great guess, Simon.! +1

PJ said...

Initially good guess, but in what planet is she, or will she ever be, "B" list?

Gina Sz said...

How in the world is Stodden a B?! How does she even make the list?!

B626 said...

Tara Reid

di butler said...

Stoddumb is B list if B is for blowjob

shakey said...

I like the Tara Reid guess.

LowKey said...

Heidi Montague or whatever her name is? Wasn't her goal to get her breasts up to 'H' for Heidi?

TLP said...

B6 has it with Tara Reid

MadLyb said...

Tara Reid has had botched up plastic surgery, but she can act and has a future in Lifetime movies rather than porn. That's why I think this is Stodden, and that makes me sad.

sugarbread maker said...

Alexandra ambrosia new breasts are Definitely F-list and lumpy. Same with Miranda new ones. JAMES packer bought her some lumpy humps.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

No one thinks Farrah?