Thursday, March 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 9, 2013

This A- list celebrity/athlete got a little tipsy over the weekend. OK, she got a lot tipsy. She did show better judgment in guys than her previous boyfriend though. Our athlete was hit on by a guy who seemed decent enough that she had sex with him in the back of a car at the party. Not her car though. Just the first one they came to with a driver who would let them in. I wonder if she told her sister.

Serena Williams

16 comments:

sandybrook said...

That guy must have been plastered! Venus OTOH I wouldn't pass up.

Renoblondee said...

Who has sex in a car besides teens? Ugh

wanton said...

Finding a place to service the clam is tough, y'all!

sandybrook said...

Sean Penn did and he had to buy the car. Because he messed up the seat cushions.

Wen said...

Gotta get it when and where you can get it!

Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, sis - Wasn't that an awesome party?! Remember that SUPER HOT guy who kept bringing me drinks? You won't believe what happened! I left the party early WITH HIM and we did it in a stranger's Humvee!!!!! No walk of shame, the guy drove us to my place! Are we on for doubles this weekend? XOXO, Serena

canadachick said...

that be one big car to fit that booty

#Gitit said...

"Renoblondee said...

Who has sex in a car besides teens? Ugh"


Last time I did, I was 22. Still much younger than Serena at the time of her escapade.

Jack Camp said...

So I guess she isn't into chicks as is always guessed. Maybe she's fluid.

fancyscreenname said...

Those are some huge thighs to get in between!

Good lord!

Wonder if they made a creaking sound when he pulled them apart.

Peter said...

News worthy? No. Who hasn't had or known someone who had sex in a car. Did she top? If not then, idgaf..

Ramone Love said...

How could a guy even squeeze between those gigantic thighs? And if you tried to do her from behind you'd need a 12" dick to even reach the sweet spot considering the size of her ass.

You Don't Say said...

I just can't get past the part where it says they used the first car that the driver would let them in. Did the driver stay in the car? Did he watch in the rear view mirror? Was it all he could do not to call friends and say, "You would not BELIEVE what's going on right now in the back seat of my car! And it's Serena Williams! Yes, I'm here watching the whole thing!" Did the driver wait for clues that they were done before he said, "Can I drop you?"

JSierra said...

Reno mee and I'm 24 :/ I was feeLing nostalgic. It was cramped and uncomfortable though, I don't foresee that happeNing again.

cowbulls said...

I'm think it must have been oral because it would take a limo or tank to fit that HUGE a$$ into a normal sizes vehicle.

di butler said...

I was 38. Oops. Didn't know about the age limit.