Sunday, March 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 12, 2013

They always said they are just friends and that they are nothing more. Sure, I could see friends trying to jam their tongues down the throat of each other. You know, it is the new way to help each other eat. It was pretty obvious to those that saw the pair that this B+ movie and television actor and sometime band member was all over this B-/C+ list mostly television actress. People have wanted them together for-ever. She is married though.

John Stamos/Lori Loughlin

64 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

O.M.G

TalksTooMuch said...

I think my 80s self just, um, had a little death

Derek Harvey said...

haaave Mercy

Count Jerkula said...

She probably won't commit to Stamos cause she doesn't want to share him w/ Ralph Cirella.

Derek Harvey said...

he did have a nice mullet

Violet said...

I can't decide whether that's the best thing ever or I should be upset with them.

Simon said...

I love it!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

LOL at y'all's reactions!

I always suspected a little something was going on. Get it, girl!

Renoblondee said...

They're both so purdy.

Seven of Eleven said...

I didn't need the Alicia Silverstone bird-feeding image... :/

sandybrook said...

At least he chose her over either of the Olsen twins I hope. (Shouldn't jump to conclusions like that)

AJ Productions said...

Uncle Jesse shouldn't be breaking up marraiges.

LadyWawa said...

How rude!

Simon said...

Didn't I read somewhere that Danny, Joey and uncle Jesse all bet who could get Candace Cameron in bed? No one won I believe it said. Kinda creepy

~~Stepforded~~ said...

I used to love them together on the show but not so much now. I did love Lori with Rob Estes in 90210 though.

Lori is married to some gazillionaire fashion designer now ... Moschino or Mossimo ... one or the other (too tired to Google - have been up for 28 hours straight!)

LottaColada said...

@Count- who is Ralph Cirella?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Take a nap ~~Step!
I never watched the show (duck) those troll babies creeped me out. I swear you could Still see the forceps marks on their mishapened peanut heads....and the dad? Baaad vibes. The hotness of Jessie could not counteract Dave Coulet either...* shudder*

Count Jerkula said...

@Miss Betch: Howard Stern's "stylist" who was known to vacation w/ Stamos and Rebecca. His sexuality has been a question mark for Stern fans for years. Howard always got jealous when Ralph would vacation w/ Stamos and Sam Simon.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Steampunk, I watched when I was a kid and the dad creeped me out, too. A grownup 7 was tricked into watching a Bob Saget comedy sketch and it was like watching your uncle that you see once a year get wasted and start telling dirty jokes at the Thanksgiving table. When they pulled the three of them back together for the Super Bowl yogurt commercial, all I could think of was, "That guy told the world's dirtiest joke, I'm not buying his yogurt!"

LottaColada said...

@Count- Interesting! All the way back since Rebecca no less.

Katie said...

@simon- that was from this site.

Nina said...

Hi-oooooooo

Nina said...

Hi-oooooooo

Steampunk Jazz said...

@7, I know right? I watch a lot of comics ( btw you would like Kathleen Madigan, Netflix very funny lady) and he is just a creep! His whole schtick is destroying his wholesome image and he does it with tasteless unfunny jokes. hnnn hnnn hnn...that laugh at his own " daring"
...it haunts me...:-(

M. Brown said...

Aunt Becky!! If Candace knows or believed that bet story her born again ass wouldn't be near those guys. She usually is photographed with them.

Simon said...

@katie, thanks, i couldn't remember where I read that. @ m,brown, I am guessing she either just didn't hear about it or just doesn't believe it.

Saget's stand up bits are usually not funny. Don't get him at all.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Off topic for anyone left..
Why doesn't enty announce the online chats for the awards shows anymore? I didn't know about the spirit one til I came back to respond to someone and stumbled across it.
Way to drive the clicks, entiot...

parissucksliterally said...

"forever" is NOT hyphenated.

JFC.

FS said...

Enty announced yesterday's chats on twitter and facebook, but yeah he should have posted something here.

Look at meeeeeeeeee said...

That berry faced uncle Jesse stealer!!

sandybrook said...

He listed some stuff in 4 for Friday weekend announcements about today not sure about the Spirit awards.

Leekalicious said...

I remember when Lori Loughlin was a teen model, the particular photo being a 17 Magazine cover. She's really a beauty.

The Real Dragon said...

@count CUT.. IT.. OUT

i could see it

canadachick said...

is he posting an Oscar thread or do we just pick one and take it over?

canadachick said...

cause i'm watching E and wondering why Guilanna is wearing a wedding dress??

Brent Vassar said...

Good for Stamos. Its always the ones you didn't get, want to cross them off the To Do List. She has held up well, beautiful woman.

sandybrook said...

He is supposed to post at least one Oscar thread probably within the next 1/2 hour.

Henriette said...

@Count
Do you mean Sam Simon of The Simpsons? Simon is a genius and I can't believe he would spend his vacations with Stamos. That's like to different species trying to have a conversation!

Loughlin is not going to leave her mega rich husband for Stamos. It was probably just a fling.

Henriette said...

@Count
Becky Romain Lettuce and Stamos used to do threesomes with women. It was pretty much an open secret. Stamos is a pretty wild dude who may or may not have an alcohol problem. Rumor has it he disappeared to go into rehab last year.

Count Jerkula said...

@meeeeeee: LOL! Berry face.

@dragon: sorry.

Flora Goforth said...

This should tide you over (t/y datalounge):

Celebrity Caterer Academy Awards Edition

1. The Academy is a country of old men. Possible upset in a major category. In private many are confessing to having voted for ______________.

2. TV, not films alas. This actor is rumored to be dipping his toes in the coming out pot. Before this I had never heard he might be gay. Yet jokes on the set are being made by him. Plays a womanizer (don't they all?) and crazy gay buzz suddenly abounds.

3. This monster star likes to travel with a chef to whip her up macrobiotic, juice, or serious pasta depending on what craze she is embracing that day. Constant ads run for a chef to travel with her as her assistant likes to have replacements waiting in the wings. She tends to fire them after 3 to 6 weeks because nothing tastes good to her save the fatty carby meals she really loves.

4. This child of one of the most vile and hated entertainers in the world was raise on a vegetarian, macrobiotic, and organic diet. Recently he was sobbing because he is afraid to tell his mother that he has begun eating meat and LOVES it. Who is mommy dearest?

5. This star has been rehearsing his speech for days to make it look impromptu and humble. Neither are true. He believes he will win and KNOWS he should. If for any reason there is an upset in this category expect some bad behavior. He is hungry for this win.

6. This Character is a rediscovered delight. When you get this actor drunk he sometimes goes into character and reveals Actor dish all in the guise of 'comedy'. It's funny cause it's true. Name the character, or the actor and I will tell you the name of one of the men he has outed. Of course it won't be news to many of you.

7. Why the outbursts? This actor had damaged testicles as a child and has been on therapeutic Testosterone his entire life. He periodically switches between the low dose gel and the high dose shots. Could his crazy behavior be roid rage?

8. Never won, much beloved. This actress does not go out a lot. Recently she has told a friend that she would travel and accept a lifetime achievement award from the Academy but ONLY if it were on live TV. She will not be shunted to the off broadcast ceremony if she does this. She is constantly touched by her fans who send fan mail. She is shocked that she is still so beloved and remembered. Whatever.

9. She wants one more amazing film before she fades into a formaldehyde haze. This aging actress has finally told a film maker she would go off the botox and even without make up if he could create the kind of role that would give her another win.

10. Not enough time for Emergency plastic surgery this older one has been in body rehab prior to tonight's appearance. Fat farm, facials, botox, even a vintage girdle. She may not be able to breathe but fuck it, she looks good.

by: Celebrity Caterer

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting antsy! Woo hoo! Too early for wine :(

sandybrook said...

On your coast maybe TTM but not here.

canadachick said...

1. American Hustle
2.not sure
3. Gwenyth Paltrow
4.Kris Jenner
5. Mr. matt Alright Alright Alright
6. Bill Murray
7. Shia LeBouef
8. Jacqueline Bisset
9. nicole Kidman
10,Meryl Streep

canadachick said...

and wine - East Coast rules lol ...

Henriette said...

I don't know most of them but I'm guessing:

3. Goop
6. Bill Murray
9. Nicole Kidman

Flora Goforth said...

They guessed them all at DL so here they are. We shall see about the AA winners.

1. The Academy is a country of old men. Possible upset in a major category. In private many are confessing to having voted for ______________.

1. Judi Dench

2. TV, not films alas. This actor is rumored to be dipping his toes in the coming out pot. Before this I had never heard he might be gay. Yet jokes on the set are being made by him. Plays a womanizer (don't they all?) and crazy gay buzz suddenly abounds.

2. James Wolk

3. This monster star likes to travel with a chef to whip her up macrobiotic, juice, or serious pasta depending on what craze she is embracing that day. Constant ads run for a chef to travel with her as her assistant likes to have replacements waiting in the wings. She tends to fire them after 3 to 6 weeks because nothing tastes good to her save the fatty carby meals she really loves.

3. Gaga

4. This child of one of the most vile and hated entertainers in the world was raise on a vegetarian, macrobiotic, and organic diet. Recently he was sobbing because he is afraid to tell his mother that he has begun eating meat and LOVES it. Who is mommy dearest?

4. Rocco Ritchie/Madonna

5. This star has been rehearsing his speech for days to make it look impromptu and humble. Neither are true. He believes he will win and KNOWS he should. If for any reason there is an upset in this category expect some bad behavior. He is hungry for this win.

5. McConaughey

6. This Character is a rediscovered delight. When you get this actor drunk he sometimes goes into character and reveals Actor dish all in the guise of 'comedy'. It's funny cause it's true. Name the character, or the actor and I will tell you the name of one of the men he has outed. Of course it won't be news to many of you.

6. Buddy Cole and Jeremy Pivin takes it in the ass at London baths.

7. Why the outbursts? This actor had damaged testicles as a child and has been on therapeutic Testosterone his entire life. He periodically switches between the low dose gel and the high dose shots. Could his crazy behavior be roid rage?

7. Alec Baldwin

8. Never won, much beloved. This actress does not go out a lot. Recently she has told a friend that she would travel and accept a lifetime achievement award from the Academy but ONLY if it were on live TV. She will not be shunted to the off broadcast ceremony if she does this. She is constantly touched by her fans who send fan mail. She is shocked that she is still so beloved and remembered. Whatever.

8. Doris Day,

9. She wants one more amazing film before she fades into a formaldehyde haze. This aging actress has finally told a film maker she would go off the botox and even without make up if he could create the kind of role that would give her another win.

9. Cher

10. Not enough time for Emergency plastic surgery this older one has been in body rehab prior to tonight's appearance. Fat farm, facials, botox, even a vintage girdle. She may not be able to breathe but fuck it, she looks good.

10. Bette

Henriette said...

Number 5 is definitely McCaughney.

Count Jerkula said...

@henriette: Sam Simon would go on vacation with Howard Stern's stylist and also host him in LA.

Stamos and Rebecca are thought to have done swapping too, maybe not all in the usual sense. You would have to ask Howard and Beff though.

Becca Parker said...

@Henriette: Sam Simon is dying of some disease, but he's a total asshole & is leaving a few hundred million bucks to the whackjobs of PETA!

di butler said...

1) Am Hustle
2) Glenn Howerton
3)Gaga
4) Madge/Rocco, AKA, Dirty Soap, AKA Dis Ni&&a
5) My Matty Mac
6) Spacey
7) Shia
8) Day
9) Granny Kidman
10) Streepster

Brian said...

If they had paid Dina if advance, the guys could have gotten a "two for one" special.

The promo code is "TagTeamMyDaughter"

Count Jerkula said...

1) Bruce Dern (old man)

2) Stamos

3) Charlize (the star of Monster)

4) Sean Lennon (he's still mommy's lil bitch)

5) Matthew (narcissist meltdowns are epic)

6) Vinny Barbarino/John Travolta

7) Shia

8) No Clue

9) Kidman

10) No Clue

Massive G said...

I'd fuck her. Good to know Stamos is getting in there!

Brent Vassar said...

Sam Simon is dead. Ralph would stay at his house in LA. Now Ralph will have to slum it at Stamos

SueRH said...

LOL!

SueRH said...

LOL!

Count Jerkula said...

Brent: According to Wiki, Sam aint dead yet. I think he does have terminal cancer. I would be surprised if Ralph don't get a taste in the will. I bet Ralph is in Howard's will too. Lil inheritance to seal up the non disclosure and guarantee no tell all books.

Count Jerkula said...

I think I wanna trade my Kidman guess on #9 for Roberts.

Henriette said...

Sam Simon is not dead, but does have terminal cancer. I don't know about him as a person, but Simon is brilliant intellectually and he has done A LOT for animal causes. He spends his Simpson money saving animals. I didn't know he was good friends with Stern's stylist though. Weird.

@count
Every straight man dreams Stamos is gay, but there is no proof to that and actually, just the opposite.

I think the Stern stylist was the guy who was hanging out with Becky Romain Lettuce right before her divorce announcement.

Henriette said...

I forgot to mention, Becky would not let her current captive go to Stern's wedding because Stamos was going. She does not want her present hostage to speak to her former husband. I always wondered why and I guess, Stern and Becky are no longer besties.

Kloie said...

@ Flora - I know James Wolk, have known him a long time, and there is zero chance that he fits that blind that you identified him for.

What's DL?

Mark Kaepplein said...

Good for Stamos! Lori Loughlin is so beautiful and cute. Not so sexy, however. Has she ever done anything unwholesome where she talks really dirty? That might help.

Count Jerkula said...

@Henriette: I don't dream Stamos is gay, I think he is bi. And LOL for implicating that berry faced Ralph broke up that marriage.

I also think Jennifer Tilly was the highest paid beard in history. Over $100million in Simpsons money alone.