Sunday, March 30, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 1, 2012

This foreign born male singer who is very very very very reluctantly A list although everyone wishes he was probably D list or didn't even exist is already having lots of trouble remaining faithful to his celebrity girlfriend. He told himself that after the first time cheating he would not do it again, but it has been two different women in two different weeks while still having sex with his rarely wants to do it girlfriend which is going to be the end of their relationship soon.

Chad Kroeger/Avril Lavigne(congrats to them for sticking it out this long. Never thought it would happen)

41 comments:

sandybrook said...

opposites attract. He enjoys green teeth, she adores assholes. Two of Canada's finest along with Don Cherry and Biebs.

Derek Harvey said...

Why'd he have go and make thangs so complicaated
Avril prefers the ladies anyways. She is just using him for money and as a decoy...

Renoblondee said...

Chad doesn't bother me. She does though.

VeronicaCostello said...

Who'd have sex with him? I cannot begin to imagine being that drunk. Ewwww.

Ms Cool said...

How do you know what he told himself? Did he say it out loud?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sandybrook, who is Don Cherry?

sandybrook said...

Don Cherry is a hockey commentator for the CBC broadcasts. He is obnoxious, wears really outlandish suits and generally acts like an idiot all the time. He's also about 80 years old.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Good one Ms Cool :-D

Violet said...

Such an attractive couple. Let their union be long and happy.

In other news, British Summer Time began today, it's Mothers' Day, the sun's shining and Liverpool have just beaten Tottenham 4-0 to go top of the Premiership. Happy days for some of us not named Avril Lavigne.

Tina Mallette said...

Come on now Sandy Don Cherry is a Canadian institution and very entertaining. He says what many people are thinking. He used to coach the Boston Bruins.

canadachick said...

Oh hell no Sandy we are now fighting.. don cherry is a legend

sandybrook said...

depends on what side of his fence you sit on I guess. I think he's too outlandish and has said some stuff (especially against the foreign players)that really isn't defensible. But yeah he's bigger than CBC because they cant get rid of him no matter what he says.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ok, so...is Enty saying (1) he fucked that prediction up; (2) this whole thing is a sham; or (3) this is the most whack, codependent hot mess of mall pop angst rockers ever?

Eh, fuck it. *clears throat and signals the backing orchestra*

Why does cheating gotta be so complicaaaaaated, Homeboy shoulda stayed home and masturbaaaaaated!!!

That's for you, Derek. *bows*

Derek Harvey said...

@Lady---cheers!
I have a love/hate relationship with Avril.

sandybrook said...

you love to hate her like everyone else does

Leekalicious said...

I guess their gazillion-dollar goth-themed wedding brought them no closer to Valhalla.

Don Cherry's failure to address the violence in hockey bothers me. He was surprisingly supportive of the Women's Olympic Hockey team, however.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thanks, Sandybrook. My knowledge of Canadian culture is very limited. I know their country's Capitol is Chad Kroeger and the national bird is logging. Or something.

sandybrook said...

Leeky he likes goons though the Bruins were goonies when he coached them.

Derek Harvey said...

Remember when Avril would go around spiting on paparazzi/ lolll

sandybrook said...

yuck what must have been lodged in that spit too. :(

audrey said...

I'm with sandy--Don Cherry is an out right ass who needed to be fired years ago. But here in Canada we tend to find the most annoying and often not so attractive people on the planet and try to make them happen. Don't hate--just take a look at the Northern Lights video that we put out in the 80s--our version of we are the world.

Amy in MI said...

Hockey announcer. Go wings!

sandybrook said...

I like Bret Hart though.

LogDog said...

TTM, can't you and the rest of Canada just pleeeeease take your Nickle back?

TalksTooMuch said...

Don Cherry is allright, I like his clothes, but he tends to appeal more to the Rob Ford demographic, ifyouknowwhatimean and ithinkyoudo

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, I think we DO have him, LogDog, we just don't listen to him any more. I don't know any Canadians that admit to liking Nickelback, other than Max from 1 Girl 5 Gays

Leekalicious said...

@sandy Bret Harte is hot!

TalksTooMuch said...

I LOVE Bret Hart!!!

Leekalicious said...

Oops no e in Hart

Leekalicious said...

@TTM He is seriously built.

TalksTooMuch said...

Leeky, he seriously is. I had a chance to meet him one on one a few years back and I bailed because I knew I would make a total.ass of myself

Leekalicious said...

@TTM Wow! I would be scared too. I've heard a couple of interviews, and he's very well-spoken.

di butler said...

The King and Queen of Douche Maple aren't that bad, or...no worse than your average pop star.

Don Cherry is still alive????

audrey said...

Me too Sandy

sandybrook said...

I have met Bret Hart and he was the big star WC at the time and we talked about the Stanley Cup playoffs. He is a really good guy.

sandybrook said...

Yes @di I saw the ass on Tv last night

headrot said...

very odd editorial comment from an enty on the avril/chad congratulations. that was unexpected.

Alita said...

Oooh crud - Thanks for the Mothers Day reminder!

@Violet

Alita said...

Di Butler

I feel like making that a benchmark - a simple:

On the Lavigne-Kraeger scale, how do the following come in:

- Justin Timberlake
- Lady Gaga
- Lorde


[I don't know many MOR pop people♡]

Alita said...

Meant to add - the answer may only be that they are better or worse.

The Lavigne-Kroeger scale had to be Peru straightforward!

Mark B said...

I don't mind Avril's music, but as a person she comes across very badly. It's so obvious this marriage is a sham anyway (how soon were they engaged after those pics of her with that woman were published? A week? Not even that?), so Chad cheating isn't a surprise. I'd also debate whether he's A-list (outside Canada anyway).