Friday, March 07, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 20, 2013

This A list celebrity got her fame from a musical group. I hesitate to use the word singing, because I'm not sure it was not all computer generated. Anyway, she has continued to make news for years and not just for her other projects, but also because of her very dirty mouth. During a break in taping on her new show she told her fellow A list reality star that her ex had the smallest d**k she had ever seen and that her current significant other has the largest she has ever seen. Her co-star said that she has the opposite problem. Went from really big to not much there at all.

Mel B/Eddie Murphy
Heidi Klum/Seal

34 comments:

B626 said...

Easier for Eddie to tuck it.

sandybrook said...

Bwahaha

Seven of Eleven said...

I bet they'd just love it if the two guys got together and made jokes about their breast sizes.

Derek Harvey said...

If you wanna be my lova ya gotta get with my friiiiennnds

Count Jerkula said...

Maybe that is why Eddie likes playing with tranny schlong?

crila16 said...

Nobody is as small as my recent ex. We're talking tiny.

Derek Harvey said...

VIP and I like em BIG

Elle Abraham said...

This is hilarious, I just love girl talk lol

fancyscreenname said...

Girl talk is surprising? Lol I don't partake in this personally. I am kinda conservative with the women I know. I've not met many smalls. Only one but his secret is safe with me. The story has been told once or twice (and each time someone asked) sans name.

I think most guys are average but if there is a distinct size differential it is duly noted. I believe klums account but for some reason not mel b's.

I think cause Eddie was a dick to her she talks shit.

figgy said...

I would be very surprised if Eddie had a small one. Wait, maybe not, never mind.

Yeah, I've heard that Seal is in THAT club. Isn't that why Heidi first went out with him because she saw him in bike shorts?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Now we know what it takes to get Heidi to yodel.

TalksTooMuch said...

Bad form, Mel B!! Never compare exes bits and pieces!

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

No way an African American has a short penis, that's what defines them best. That broad is an angry liar.

TalksTooMuch said...

Right! Because that's not racist, KnobJockey!

Lissa said...

Eddie Murphy looks pretty short. I bet it is true.

bunny honey said...

Me being a black, I can honestly tell ya'll that not all black men are created equally. There, now I've said so lets move on.

bunny honey said...

"black woman" sorry

audrey said...

But Eddie isn't Mel's only ex. She was married to someone else briefly...the father of her oldest child.

fancyscreenname said...

@Audrey
Jimmy Gulzar
a male exotic dancer, IIRC...

Seachica said...

It's only too small if you have to ask, "is it in yet?"

Seachica said...

And it's only too large if you have to ask, "is it all the way in yet?"

urban chaos said...

I knew a woman who public ally complained about her husbands' lack of size- after hearing her throw him under the bus like that in front of a bunch of moms that would regularly see him I completely lost what little respect I had for her. Whether or not it's true it's tacky to do

Alita said...

Individuals don't necessarily run to format with ethnic or gender stereotypes ... shocking ;)

Not all black men have large willies ... but ... a number of longitudinal studies have found that, statistically speaking, Africans have the biggest penises. Next are those of Gaelic extraction (specifically the Scottish). I think some northern European country was next.

The biggest lie ever told: "size doesn't matter. "

Allow me to be clear on this: yes it does.

Erik said...

Dick size blinds always bum me out. :-(

Seven of Eleven said...

@Alita, to reiterate a well-known phrase - it's not the size of the waves, it's the motion of the ocean.

fancyscreenname said...

I've never met a woman that wants to marry a guy cause he has a big penis. In my experience women talk amongst themselves about this issue and small dick size usually (willingly) comes out of the mouth of a bitter woman. Its a total grain of salt thing.

Hammer_Girl said...

Before any woman wants to complain about the size of their man's package, take a moment to google micropenis. I used to joke about that kind of stuff until I saw it in person.

Alita said...

Sticking with the metaphor ... but the rocking of the ocean motion is totally affected by the size of the waves. Ahhh ... my brain can't say this in your fancy code speak! I think you get what I'm trying to say though :)

Seachica said...

There is such a thing as too small my comment about is it in yet is sadly borne out of a real life encounter with one. He warned me, but I foolishly thought it couldn't be that tiny. It was.

Theresa said...

Oh how I wish I didn't miss this!!! I had an ad for body builder porn pop up and naturally I just had to look. Those steroided up woman have bigger penises (grossly enlarged clits) than the micropenis (that yes, again I just had to go see!). I always come too late to join in the comment fun!

Diane Marie said...

in all fairness to the male species ANYONE's dick would be small in comparison to Seal's. Please, an impossible shoe to fill.

Leekalicious said...

I don't care Sexy Seal, I would love you forever (if there were no Mr. Leek).

Hammer_Girl said...

I didn't mean for my comment to be bitchy, as I thought yours were funny. I was referring to the gossiping hens who compare pecker sizes. The young man I ran across knew nothing about micropenis unfortunately, therefore he was in his 20's and had had no treatment for it.

Selock said...

I am relatively prudish when it comes down to it but c'mon...size makes a difference... :-/ I wish it weren't so, and yes how you use it makes a difference, but if you are a woman who enjoys sex I'd say it is something one likely considers. I keep a look out for the swag...guys who aren't insecure in that way do carry themselves differently, like they're always on vacation, lol. For better or worse.

On the other hand, if you don't have that easy pass, you could always learn some supplemental tricks and win her over that way!

And PS I am on the team that says Mel B is being vindictive here. I am sure EM is smallER but I'd bet he's not tiny tiny.

And also, race stereotypes may be generally true but I wouldn't dare dismiss a hot Asian guy out of hand, if he's got the swag...just saying.