August 16, 2013
I guess his A list celebrity/extremely good singer/Grammy winner wife and child were not even a glimmer in this B list celebrity's mind as he hit on every woman at a party this week. He got 10 or 15 numbers from women who didn't seem to care that he is married. He told some of them he was splitting with his wife and told others that they have an open relationship. He even told one woman that his wife had not had sex with him in almost a year.
Alicia Keys/Swizz Beatz
Because he's not a chick.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that always the story. My favorite is "My wife and I have become more like brother and sister, the only reason we're still married is for the kids".
ReplyDeleteLove that @cat. or : I can t wait for my wife to move out. my wife is a bitch
ReplyDeleteWhy even bother getting married then?
ReplyDeleteAnd he is so ugly, well carry on with the carpet munching Alicia, stay un-bothered lol
ReplyDeleteThank you Reno men are beards too
ReplyDeleteMen like this a-hole, reminds me of the great Star Trek episode where they landed on a planet ruled by gorgeous amazonian women who put obedience collars on the men and when they misbehaved they got shocked only in this guy's case I'd put it somewhere else other than the neck.
ReplyDeleteOf course Captain Kirk managed to escape as always.
Didn't she break up his other marriage?
ReplyDeleteOh my bad I forgot the theory is this is a PR thang, in which case he really could be a bit more discreet if he is getting paid to pull this off.
ReplyDeleteNow wouldn't that be a great line, my wife is a lesbian celebrity I am her beard so you can't get more open than that baby....but now I need you to sign this NDA before we have sex, 'kay?
Lmao @Tina
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ReplyDeleteHe was married when they meet, not only was she his side piece she also paid off all his debt & back taxes...Alicia is an idiot.
ReplyDelete@Tina people were suspicious that she was a lesbian before they got together...she was never seen out with anyone & some of her songs were love songs but did not speicfy male or female describtive words.
He got a good deal didn't he, I wonder if the poor first wife saw any of the money. I guess not if he timed it all right.
ReplyDeleteClive Davis stuffed her in the closet when she was photographed kissing a woman. She also said she would never be seen in a dress, so she was immediately given a glam red carpet ready makeover.
ReplyDeleteWhy did I think Alicia Keys' relationship would somehow work out - just because she's Alicia Keys and so talented, deserving, nice person, etc.
ReplyDeleteAlicia Keys is gay. Not like there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteHe's working the room.
ReplyDeleteHe Gets a quick read on what certain women need/want to hear and says THAT.
I think they have an open marriage.
I mean, is anyone surprised? Why is this even blind? I knew this was going to happen before it ever even started happening. Bad karma...
ReplyDeleteOh, it's the ol' "getting phone numbers at a party" blind. Again. I guess those celebrities are all about schmoozing and cheating.
ReplyDeleteHe was still married to someone else when Alicia had the baby.
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