Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 9, 2013

"I haven't had sex with my wife in almost two years. Of course I am looking at other people."

A list celebrity/singer talking about his A-/B+ list mostly movie actress wife.

Chris Martin

44 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

for fuck sakes. I would rather about Teen Mom at this point. These 2 are so boring!

crila16 said...

LOL!!! I agree with Derek

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Whelp. I guessed too low, Sandy.

Morning Derek!

Kno Won Uno said...

Is this going to be an All Goop Day? If so, I can get some work done.

Renoblondee said...

And 4.

Anna Belle said...

From what her ex's have stated she is a straight missionary position person & doesn't do anything.

Gayeld said...

Guess she should have messed with a Missionary Man instead.

Leekalicious said...

Did Chris name his band before or after he married Gwyneth??

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

BORING!

Gayeld said...

Oh. My. God. I hit publish and the next thing I knew Goop was looking down on me from the sidebar.

*shudder*

VeronicaCostello said...

Enty should start a pool. How long until Goop is out with her new beau? Which one will it be?

I say one month and the Glee producer.

Murielle said...

Obviously. Precious control freaks with food issues are not good at sexy things.

*eats second serving of cheescake with fingers*

GatorGirl said...

I was thinking about her outdoor pizza oven last night as I put my Tombstone peperoni in the convection oven...

Ray Nicolet said...

Way before.

Leekalicious said...

@Gayeld Maybe it was a Goop pop-up nag reminder to moisturize :o

OneEyeCharlie said...

Wait! So after 2 years you get a green light? Is this in the manual?

Derek Harvey said...

hey K! Yes I am having a good MOURNING of this devastating break-up ; )
This conscious separation is making me unconscious with boredom...
Hey Orv! It was Lisa Turtles b-day yesterday!!!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Hey Derek!!! No one sent me any gifts:(

Leekalicious said...

@Ray I just thought, since it's named Coldplay, it might have been Gwyneth inspired.

Vera L- said...

@Murielle - LOL

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Orvilla, better late than never. Happy belated
Lark Voorhies Day?

epiphany said...

I'm confused. How do we equate this ice queen Goop with the Goop who rides the EEEE train?

Derek Harvey said...

@K-lol--There we are doing our thang!

auntliddy said...

Enough already.

Sylvia said...

Who will be the next idiot to date her?

Gayeld said...

@Leekalicious. All I can think is, "Oh God, she's watching us." How long until she sends whatever passes for a minion in her world to "cleanse" us all?

Sugar said...

OOH! I like "pop-up nag"!

Count Jerkula said...

2yrs no sex? Dude definitely fucked that random in their marital bed to try and get Goop to break up with him.

After 2 months of no sex with my ex, I was seriously considering jerking off on her back each night before I went to sleep. Or just watching porn in the bedroom and jacking it while she slept.

sandybrook said...

I win and it's not even afternoon yet and we have at least 2 more reveals to go today!!

laura ramona said...

Lol

Sherry said...

Murielle-You made me guffaw! Nothing worse than being boring in bed.

Remember Epiphany, it was Goop who claimed she said EEEE not anyone else who claimed she did it.

Who goes 2 years without sex and puts up with it? Even if my husband is mad at me I can get him to put out

Miss Kitty said...

Totally agree Derek! I hate nasty snotty Goopy! All this crap about her and her henpecked idiot soon to be ex is making me miss the freakng Kartrashians!!!!

Principessa Marina said...

His A-/B+ list mostly movie actress wife who is A on Enty's A to D list.

How did Gwyneth Paltrow go from A-/B+ to A between October 2013 and March 2014.

Don't rely on the list to solve blinds, I guess!

Sarah Tonin said...

I used to flick the bean in bed next to my ex every time he drank too much and passed out. I'd never have lasted even 2 months.

(Apologies for the overshare, it's been a long work day and my mental filter has degraded).

rajahcat said...

who'd he say that to?

AKM said...

Anyone see that article in TMZ (I think) where they ask Chris his favorite Rolling Stones song and he states, "'She's So Cold'" without missing a beat?

lazyday603 said...

AKM, at least he's saying that he's still hot for her.

feraltart said...

The EEEE thing is all about control. She's riding them.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sarah: Hope you wiped your fingers on his upper lip :)

BeckyMae said...

Good morning! Do I need my Hazmat suit to cope with all the glutinous Goopy fun today??

Amy said...

His band's name is Coldplay -- and he's British. For fuck's sake, in the same TMZ clip he says the band is named after the song, which almost certainly would have to be the case even if he didn't spell it out.

Count Jerkula said...

I figured the band name was an homage to sex with Goop.

MadLyb said...

Kate Hudson was willing to oblige. She likes her "rock" stars. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

di butler said...

Nailed it!-me
Rarely nailed it!-CM

One of the rare ones I was sure of being right.