Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 28, 2013

This A+ list celebrity/singer would love a baby, but that would require her to have unprotected sex with her A list celebrity boyfriend. He is not the kind of guy you want to do that with, because of the gift that keeps on giving and she never did with her ex-husband either.

Katy Perry

36 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Russel would have to get his rubbers ordered from a special place lol

bar fly said...

Well thats gross

Uhhhh... said...

Her taste in men is atrocious.

rajahcat said...

wow then why is she with them at all then....make better choices girl

Harry Knuckles said...

I'm clean as a whistle.

Derek Harvey said...

Her body is a wonderland. of the herp.

di butler said...

She was shit talking Miley. Hah. I don't think after Brand and Mayer you get to pretend your boozed up ass is Snow White, despite her new hair/wardrobe. STFU, hypocrite.

MISCH said...

A condom won't save you from The HERP , it's a contact std

Sherry said...

Is it Katy Perry day at CDAN?

And if it is should she be having baby? "You're too polluted to have a baby!" Scarface

sandybrook said...

Ill give her a baby any day of the week and wont even ask her for financial reparations

Violet said...

I thought it was john who dumped Katy because of her excessive alcohol consumption and her refusal to give up partying - which would not be the lifestyle of someone who was looking to have a baby. Or maybe she just thought blanking the whole backdoor grossness with him out with alcohol was the better option?

rajahcat said...

well interesting since I do believe the same reason the split with Brand......he doesn't drink anymore and they were a mismatch due to her partying to excess....everyone thought it was him

not sure about that

Mama Ray said...

I say good for her - at least she knows to practice safe sex, considering her questionable taste in partners... I also agree, if she is having drinking issues, perhaps it's not the right time for baby just yet anyhow...

Mama Ray said...

I also agree that it sounds like maybe her claims to want a baby are to cover her alcohol issues & make the exes out to be the bad guys in the split...

Renoblondee said...

Bullshit. She absolutely does not want a baby yet. She's in the middle of a huge tour. It was one of the reasons Brand left her. He was ready for one.

DudeInMomsBasement420 said...

MISCH is right - Condoms do not protect from there Herp-a-derp. So this Reveal is Inferring the both John and Russel have soothing other than the Herp and since Enty is is SUPPOSED to have a not outing people with the BIG BUG we have to assume its not the Monster.

Im calling BS on this tho and not because I think either of those cats are a petri dish, cause they probably are. Its BS because WTF would Katy want a BABY in august of 2013. Prism came out October 18th. There was already hype about he album in late August/September. She knew should would have to tour hardcore. The TeenageDream tour was like 18 months at least! She would have had to cancel the tour and if you look at her album sales the bulk of her money comes from touring!!!

I have a really hard time believing that either her or anyone on here team is stupid snuff to let her get preggo until the end of the Prism tour where there would be bi snuff gap to pull that off and than take baby on next tour.

(4 year lurker, 3rd post, sorry for the rant - Hi everyone!!!)

sandybrook said...

Hey dude

discoflux said...

+1 Di

It's well known 'round these parts that I love Russell Brand but I would NEVAH let him near my lady parts.

But she married him and then started humpin on John Mayer? Girl, get thee to therapy!

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Anna Belle said...

She's the typical good "christian" girl, always the biggest lush at the party & slut with the guys...I've seen her with out the make up & crap and before & after the cosmetic surgery...she's not pretty without photoshop....

discoflux said...

Hi Dude!

skimpymist said...

Wait so if john has the herp than giada must have it too . Juicy

Seven of Eleven said...

They have it out for your girl, @Reno!

it took forever said...

smart girl

Leekalicious said...

Hi Dude!

The last thing Katy Perry needs is a baby by John Mayer. On the other hand, if she gave birth to a boy, and the baby happened to look like him, I think he would be all over it.

Eros said...

Yup

DudeInMomsBasement420 said...

Thanks guys!!

Tina Mallette said...

Derek in respect to Mr. Brand are you referring to finding extra small condoms or industrial strength condoms. The person who invents the right body condom will be rich.

If someone has the herp, can you just use the turkey baster approach to fertility?

Tina Mallette said...

Celebrities say what they think their fans want to hear, shocking I know. Sort of like politicians. It doesn't mean they are telling the whole truth.

califblondy said...

Hello basement guy.

If she can't find a clean guy, she should adopt.

Bieber needs a good Mama.

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't believe this for a second. I don't think she has bad taste in men either. Russell Brand is brilliant, John Mayer is an incredibly talented musician. I take all blinds about either of them with the Giant Salt Lake

Renoblondee said...

Exactly @TTM
Right? @Seven
Hey there @Dude

coffeerox said...

*rolls eyes* separate the product from the person. Just b/c they're talented at what they do doesn't mean they're not a scumbag or a hoebag.

Alita said...

Hi mother's basement dweller dude!

A little shout out to the lurkers that may delurk - you should *so* go the 'hi I'm delurking' message route. It's nice, and people make a point of communicating with you. I didn't do it ... But to be honest, back in the day when I started I think there was a slightly less overtly nice group of people here and the welcoming didn't happen so much.

I'm conclusion: jump in and say it proudly, people will welcome you :)

Alita said...

And on topic ... I have a hard time believing Katy Perry never had un-gloved relations with either her *husband* or John Meyer. It makes the sense that isn't.

K. Madelyn said...

OK; I do buy the notion of KP insisting a husband/lover ALWAYS wear a condom if he has HSV2, 'cause I'm pretty sure she has a 2-digit IQ.

In most normal cases outbreaks are pretty rare, & transmissible from the time your partner senses the beginning of an active outbreak until it is fully healed. When I was young, we viewed it as a nasty misfortune & occasional inconvenience. A lover with any class would say he has HSV2 (or 1)--& certainly in a serious, intimate relationship, if his outbreaks occur more than 1-2x a year, he'd take the meds regularly--but at some point he would mournfully announce, "We can't; I'm starting to get a >?#!%*!..."

Maybe we were a sluttier generation. Still, it bugs me when goss sites 'out' celebs who have the virus & attach an indelible scarlet "H" to their names that stalks them across the web.

Hopefully one of my 2 fave Exes can explain to me how attitudes have gotten so hysterical over the passing years (despite HSV, both fathered healthy, beautiful kids... sans turkey basters). But then I'd have to confess to reading gossip sites ;-)