Sunday, March 30, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 28, 2012

This Real Housewife was all set to move on to a new boyfriend, but he balked at her asking price and said he could have a string of women for what she wanted. So, she went back to her old cheating one.

Joanna Krupa

39 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

I like Elsa better

Derek Harvey said...

@Sandy---google Elsa from housewives of Miami. She is a real hottie!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sandy brook, Housewife lesson #2: remember the housewife I mentioned in the last blind? She was married to to this uber rich Middle Eastern dude. Joanna Krupa (above) broke up their marriage. Hoes in different housewife zip codes.

sandybrook said...

ok I know who Hohanna is lets go see Elsa. Highest priced call girl in South Beach.

sandybrook said...

whoa Elsa looks good but she is gonna end up looking like her mom does :(

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Derek and I never pass up a chance to spread the Good Word of Andy Cohen.

Did you hearPorsha threw down with Kenya at the reunion taping and got her ass fired???

Derek Harvey said...

lolll Elsa IS the mother. lol. Kristin we need to draw-up a cheat-sheet for the Housewive blinds...

Count Jerkula said...

LOL! Aging gold digger gets reality check.

sandybrook said...

I saw that in the DM the other day. Dont be messing with girls who beard for gay NFL playas.

Derek Harvey said...

@Kristin---yeah can not wait to see that! I hope Kenya gets her twirl on Porshas dumb ass...

it took forever said...

Did anyone see mcready girl tweet about missing kids awards? Wonder if schnieders award had anything to so with it

sandybrook said...

wait Marisol is the mother?? Old and looks just like daughter except 30 yrs later of drugs and booze. Heysus Christo!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Mama Elsa is the mother and she used to be Madonna's spiritual healer or something.

Props to Kenya for getting Porscha fired. You know that's what she was going for.

Derek Harvey said...

@K--wait what? She got her fired?
and Elsa and Madonna? lol hopefully she is not her plastic surgery adviser although that would explain a lot...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

D, I read it's coming... Bravo has a zero tolerance for violence with these ladies since the fall out from Apollo cracking Brandin's ribs. I wouldn't put it past Kenya to get one of those ladies worked up enough to swing at her and get them fired.

Derek Harvey said...

@K well Carlton violently attacks my eye balls every week---kick her to the curb! and she casts spells on people lmao

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Yeah, she high jacked Kyle's iPad screensaver. Those ladies are shaking in their boots.

Leekalicious said...

When "Your face is your fortune" one can't be too careful!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Whew! Feel better, Derek?

sandybrook said...

If Mama Elsa has money Id hit it.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

And I would lay down on the trains tracks to stop that hot mess express, Sandy. :/

JSierra said...

What what what Porscha got the ax? Kenya grates me nerves like nothing else but you have to admit, she is entertaining. Now if only we could get rid of Carleton too...

Aviva makes me want to punch the TV screen in a way I haven't felt since Danielle Staub and her casual placement of that book on the dinner table. I hate myself for letting these women get to me so much.

Principessa Marina said...

I googled her name and found an on-line album of her wedding photos. Her dress was long in the back, above the knees in the front. In every photo she looks like a pole dancer posing for a cheesy calendar rather than a bride. Her bridal party all posed exactly the same way.

I say that knowing nothing - NOTHING - about her.

She's very pretty though, but in a trashy sort of way.

sandybrook said...

Kristin is jealous! <3

sandybrook said...

There isn't a real housewife in existence on Tv that isn't trashy Marina. That's why they get paid.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

D
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sandybrook said...

I am extremely unworthy you can trust me on that. And not much else.

Dingle Barry said...

I love me some NeNe, my Boos, can count on that! Not so much this seasons menopausal NeNe, but the old one of seasons past. Bloop.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

JSierra, I jumped the gun. She is rumored to be getting the ax because she assaulted Kenya at the reunion taping Thursday.

Say what you want about Danielle, but when she pulled that mannequin head out of the bag at the reunion for a weave pull demonstration, that was gold.

It's Andy Cohen's world, we just live in it.

di butler said...

The RHOA fight was greatly exaggerated. It was made out to be this huge brawl, yet it was quick. I wouldn't be surprised to see Miss P back, y'all.

Principessa Marina said...

Good point, who would want to watch a well-behaved housewife?

Ugh. It's the genre I find the most "this is a sign of the cultural apocalypse"-ish.

Leekalicious said...

Oh-Oh

Dingle Barry said...

I enjoy the Housewives more when they aren't screaming and there is no manufactured drama for drama's sake. The real drama will happen on it's own and that's television gold (scary island), but it can't be forced nor should it be. I also enjoy the ladies and husbands when they are behaving well. I'm so over Orange County and have been for many years. Same with most of them now. I still like Atlanta best and Beverly Hills needs some fine tuning. I'm so sick of Brandy playing the "Eddie cheated on me with that waitress" card (as she's f**ing her neighbors dog, drunk) and Kyle's fake laugh, and everything about Kim. Carlton makes me want to hide in a closet - she's frightening to look at. But, I'll give Andy one more season to fix that hot mess.

Anyone watch Chrisley Knows Best? That show is so funny! I never imagined it would be as good as it is.

headrot said...

surprise!

JSierra said...

Jeezus Kristin yer getting me all excited over a rumor! Just another sign I love Housewives way too much I suppose. I say they cut Kathy (not not Rich and definitely not Rosie) from Jersey and bring Danielle back. Now that would be some television gold! I'm also obsessed with Online Dating Rituals of the American Male. "Do you work out?" "No, I'm just malnourished."

headrot said...

@jsierra what is "online dating rituations of the american male"?

JSierra said...

Headrot this hilarious new show on Bravo. Each episode features two different men who troll online dating sites for true love with ridiculous results. Give it a watch if you can, I laugh the entire time.

headrot said...

@jsierra thanks!

sugarbread maker said...

"She's very pretty but in a trashy way."
Describes ALL Housewives.