Sunday, March 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 9, 2013

This C+ list celebrity moves up and down from an almost A to almost D depending on how much her family keeps her in the spotlight. It is never because of her own doing, these moves up and down the ladder of fame. She did make a name for herself the other night though as she had sex with two different celebrities at the same party within a couple of hours. The two celebrities are almost A list, and know each other very very well, but don't know they both had sex with her. This will be revealed.

Ali Lohan

83 comments:

LottaColada said...

Sounds like there was A2A involved.

Derek Harvey said...

poor girl

Renoblondee said...

How in the world is she a celebrity?

surfer said...

God help us all if you think Ali is C+ list, never mind A-list!

Derek Harvey said...

well she did have that amazing Christmas album. We play it every year when we are tinseling our tree lol

TalksTooMuch said...

Whaaa? Okay, officially on the "ratings are whack" train

Violet said...

I care nothing for her, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't just the teensiest bit interested in who the 2 A list celebs were.

Glitter said...

Now, who are the A list celebrities?

Murielle said...

So it's ok to reveal who SHE is but not who the guys are. No one did anything bad so why reveal only the girl's name?

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Why reveal her and not the 2 guys? That's bullshit.

Ray Nicolet said...

Dumb and Dumber

Seven of Eleven said...

When was Ali Lohan ever "almost A"? Hopefully not the second A in @Lotta's scenario...

TalksTooMuch said...

Because we only shame women for random sex, right?? Those guys were just gettin it!

Seven of Eleven said...

And who are the almost A celebrities? Come on, you know you want to.

Steampunk Jazz said...

If I'm hosting a Hollywood party ...Am I obligated to provide sex rooms?
If so, where does my responsibility end?
Do I provide the condoms/ lubricant and spermicide?
Do I hire a maid/attendant to change the sheets and restock?
So many questions... :-\

Veech said...

But now I really want to know who the guys were...

Discobitch said...

I lol'd harder than I should xD

sandybrook said...

She is totally heinous the two Johns need to be revealed just to embarrass them publicly.

hollywood dime said...

Ali lohan has only moved between being a Z and a D list 'celebrity'. C+ is soooooo generous. This didnt ever need to be blind.

timebob said...

I'm usually the first one to jump up and defend Enty.

But this ongoing practice of revealing the women and throwing them under the bus while protecting the identities of the men is total bullshit.

If you say one say all or just skip it all together.

it took forever said...

how long was this party?

sandybrook said...

With all these girls having sex in front of the other party goers at the Hollywood parties I'm surprised these parties aren't being thrown at the Korean massage parlors. :(

under-a-rock said...

I agree with most of the posts here.
There is no way that Lindsay Lohan's little sister could ever be close to A, when Lilo herself watched that ship sail n burn many many moons ago.
Secondly outside of being Lindsay's sister I have NEVER seen her in a role, a photo shoot, heard her music on the radio, etc.
She is clearly the least of ALL our concerns.
Do us favor and spill the guys' names!!

under-a-rock said...

@Lotta whats A2A?

Count Jerkula said...

You don't have to provide sex rooms. They all know how to do blow and bang in the bathroom.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

@under-a-rock

A2A is ass-to-ass. Google Requiem for a Dream/Jennifer Connelly, ass to ass.. NSFW!!!

LottaColada said...

@under a rock- :( I hate to be the one to give you this visual but here you go...

A2A

Also...
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ass%20to%20Ass

AJ Productions said...

Exactly, I often wonder if some posters ever got laid in high school. If not for friends parties (bathrooms, garages or bedrooms depending on house size) or in the car.

Violet said...

In fairness to all the sexist outrage, the blind does not outright state that the two people she had sex with were male.

parissucksliterally said...

This ugly little sister of Blowhan was NEVER EVER even CLOSE to C list, let alone A!

Are you a fucking idiot? Where do you get these ratings from? Up your ass?

Seven of Eleven said...

@paris, right?!

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry, got a little riled up. I just hate that the blinds are always so one-sided and designed to provoke the whole "she's a whore" reaction. Never mind that there are johns. Just the women always bear all the shame. Rant over! It's Oscar day!

parissucksliterally said...

I had to put my baby girl to sleep on Friday.

I am so fucking miserable....

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh paris, sorry to hear that. All the best. She's not in pain anymore.

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, paris, I'm so sorry. That sucks, I thought they said you had at least a month?

Hug to you, chica.

~~Stepforded~~ said...

Awww that's only a one-third reveal - not fair! *Stamps feet*

The Real Dragon said...

@Ray LMAO

~~Stepforded~~ said...

@parissucksliterally (((((((Hugs)))))))))

Time is a healer. That, and the lovely Rainbow Bridge poem ...

x

parissucksliterally said...

Seven, they didn't know......I was taking it day by day....she was happy all the sunny days....then it started to rain on Fri....and she said "fuck this shit". She hated the rain.........she gave me 17 years of incredible love......I am in so much pain right now.......I cannot believe she is gone...I can't stop crying

TTM, thank you.....

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: Women invented slut shaming and Fugazi Enty is a lonely, bitter woman. Why would you expect anything different?

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Oh, Paris, I'm so very sorry to hear this. Hugs and love to you.

TalksTooMuch said...

@ count. I didn't say I expected anything different. I just hate it and gotta say something every once in a while

sandybrook said...

Sorry @Paris it is almost like losing a child too soon.

Ginger said...

+1

Steampunk Jazz said...

Paris...I'm so sorry :'( <
(( cuddle))

LottaColada said...

@PSL- I can't even imagine. So sorry you're going through such a hard time. =(

umop 3pisdn said...

So was Gerard schtuping all 3 blo-hags???

canadachick said...

@paris so sorry, i lost my Teddy in Dec and i think of her every fucking day.....so hard

surfer said...

@Paris - I'm so sorry. Hugs.

audrey said...

((paris)) I am so sorry you lost your fur kid. I know your pain. Just be thankful for the time you had together and that she isn't suffering anymore.

parissucksliterally said...

Thank you so much everyone....

NaughtyNurse said...

Aw…paris, I'm really sorry. I can't imagine losing my furry kid.

Gina Sz said...

Why does Enty sometimes only reveal one person in the blind and say the other(s) can be revealed at a later date?

kelli_girl said...

@parissucksliterally --- so very sorry, sending you good vibes, warm fuzzies & hugs.


And about the reveal --- almost a...ALMOST A?!?!?!? Get a grip, enties!!

Renoblondee said...

@Paris I am so so sorry. Thinking of you.

LowKey said...

Seven I am *not* clicking on that link!
I refuse to!

BeckyMae said...

+1 million TTM!

LowKey said...

Paris, so sorry {hugs}

Seven of Eleven said...

@LowKey, what if I said it was full of Hiddleston?

TalksTooMuch said...

I clicked for Hiddles

RowdyRodimus said...

@Paris, I'm so sorry to hear that. I know how hard it is to lose a furbaby. Just remember, you will never rePLACE them but you will eventually find a PLACE in your heart for another. I know this because I thought I'd never want another after my Timber passed a couple of months ago, but I fell in love with puppy Friday that is sitting on my lap as I type this.

The right time to start looking is when you can think of the lost one without wanting to break down.

Here's a cyber hug for you with hopes that the hurt you feel right now will pass quickly and you feel the love you had before sooner rather than later.

CanadianMiss said...

@Seven
That Loki link was cute, but when I saw FULL and HIDDLESTON, I was totally expecting (hoping) for something else. :)

The Real Dragon said...

I'm so sorry @paris. * hugs* sweetie.

parissucksliterally said...

Rowdy, I got in touch with Jack Russell rescue of CA a couple of weeks ago.....wanted to establish a relationship with them...I have applied for a 1 year old male.....I need a baby to help me heal...I know my baby girl would want that for me....she knows no one could ever replace her. She was my heart and soul.

bellaluna said...

Oh Paris, I am SO SORRY. Hugs & love to you.

bellaluna said...

I knew it was only a matter of time before WO had Ali on the ho stroll along with Blohan.

Leekalicious said...

@paris It sounds as if you were very very close to your pet. He or she wouldn't want you to be alone or upset. Helping another animal by adopting it, even right away, is not being disloyal. It's exactly what your dog would have wanted you to do. It will never be the same, but your next pet will be a new individual, just as dear in its own way.

Brent Vassar said...

Morgan Freeman & Michael Douglas as the two A's. Those dudes dont want to let go of that Last Vegas magic

LowKey said...

I also clicked for Hiddles.

TalksTooMuch said...

LowKey, how are you? You've been up forever!

Ps: is this a good time to post the Hiddles poetry again?

nevarmore said...

For parissucksliterally: "We who chose to surround ourselves with lives even more temporary than our own, live within a fragile circle, easily and often breached. Unable to accept its awful gaps, we still would live no other way. We cherish memory as the only certain immortality, never fully understanding the necessary plan."-Irving Townsend

LowKey said...

I'm good TTM! Haven't been sleeping good lately, dunno why, so I've been on at odd hours.
And it's always a good time for Hiddles poetry!
I may have a little death of my own ;)

LowKey said...

Awww Rowdy I'm happy for you. Tell me about your pup!

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwhahaha, LowKey, I was wondering if anyone got that! Hiddles voice reading poetry:


http://fuckyestomhiddlestonsvoice.tumblr.com/post/58738891440/hxcfairy-may-i-feel-said-he-by-e-e-cummings

Becca Parker said...

She's "A List" only when alphabetizing first names.

di butler said...

The Curious Case of Ali Lohan and WHO? Let's have it all, don't be a cop out and ho bash this poor knock kneed waif. The gene pool that little fishy swam out of is stagnated and a health hazard, she is probably trying to claw her way into a situation where she has some independence from the rest of that bunch. Name the assholes who know the 411 and went ahead with the bang.

Sorry for your loss, Paris. Hope everyone else is well!

BeckyMae said...

That is a great idea Paris, do it. It matters not how much time has passed, your fur baby knows how much you loved her. There are so many other puppies who need good homes and yours can be one of them....hugs from Australia from me and my fur baby, Gomez the Sausage Dog xxx

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Oh, Paris...*hugs* I know how you feel--I had to have my 17-year-old cat Jezebel put to sleep on Friday, too. She was on the downhill slide for a while, but still seemed to be enjoying life, but she look a dramatic turn for the worse late on Thursday, and when I rushed her in to the vet's office in the morning, it turned out she had a large mass in her abdomen that wasn't there when she got her exam in November, so... :-( I miss the little booger terribly, but I'm sure she'll help send another cat my way at some point, and your baby will probably do the same w/another dog--we critter people aren't allowed to go without a furry friend for too long. You can never replace a loved one, but you can find new loved ones, I promise. *more hugs*

Sass71 said...

I am sorry to hear that. :( ((hugs))

parissucksliterally said...

Oh Robin, what a shit day Friday was!!!!!

Love and healing to you too....

and again, thank you all for your kind words..

caydian said...

The Rainbow Bridge - (inspired by a Norse legend)

By the edge of a woods, at the foot of a hill,
In a lush, green meadow where time stands still.
Where the friends of man and woman do run,
When their time on earth is over and done.

... For here, between this world and the next,
Is a place where each beloved creature finds rest.
On this golden land, they wait and they play,
Till the Rainbow Bridge they cross over one day.

No more do they suffer, in pain or in sadness,
For here they are whole, their lives filled with gladness.
Their limbs are restored, their health renewed,
Their bodies have healed, with strength imbued.

They romp through the grass, without even a care,
Until one day they start, and sniff at the air.
All ears prick forward, eyes dart front and back,
Then all of a sudden, one breaks from the pack.

For just at that instant, their eyes have met,
Together again, both person and pet.
So they run to each other, these friends from long past,
The time of their parting is over at last.

The sadness they felt while they were apart,
Has turned into joy once more in each heart.
They embrace with a love that will last forever,
And then, side-by-side, they cross over…..together.

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, Robin, I'm so sorry to hear that. (I'm secretly delighted your cat was named Jezebel. You, mad photographer and truffle queen, are a gem.)

@paris, I hope today was better for you. {hugs} Know that your pup's life was better for having you in it.

@caydian, thank you - lovely poem and so apt.

Scott said...

+ everything