Thursday, March 06, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 10, 2013

This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee came home to find her celebrity husband in bed with another woman. Her reaction? She was only upset that he had brought the other woman home and screamed at him that he knew better and to use a hotel or another house and kept asking what if the kids had come home.

Gwyneth Paltrow

36 comments:

Murphy said...

Come on Chris, DUH!!!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Well, if that is their arrangement, can't blame her for being pissed.

greasybitches1 said...

GWYNETH PALTROW IS A fool.. so much open marriage in hollywood

sandybrook said...

Well if she doesn't like sex he still has needs. It must be fun to be rich and pampered

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Oh Sandy, you could be pampered too! Hire someone!

Violet said...

@sandy but she does like sex - there was that that recent blind where she gave the lovely Chris lots of eeeeees (or something) because he was so good in bed.

MISCH said...

And the point was he wanted you to see him…Goopie

Seven of Eleven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

I'd be mad too if my SO was having sexy times with someone else on my one million count fine thread sheets hand sewn by Austrian nuns and delivered by doves. Not cool, Chris, not cool. Eeeeeeeeeeee you!

aemish said...

Roomates with kids. Charrming.

Harry Knuckles said...

Sounds like they have seperate beds, maybe seperate bedrooms, otherwise Gwyneth would befreaking about the cooties.

crila16 said...

What a great life she must have. I wouldn't want it for a million dollars.

Anna Belle said...

Like it hasn't been known for years that these 2 now have an "understanding"...I'm with her, I would be upset with him bringing his side piece in my home...not like he can't afford a hotel & the kids could have come home

aemish said...

@crila.. I second that emotion

laura ramona said...

Ohhh . I can care less about Goops life.. Not even a three some sex tape with her would make me jump of excitement. ohhh. her husband in her bed with some lunatic... fascinating..

TalksTooMuch said...

That Goop. Always with the etiquette. She should write a book!

Bacon Ranch said...

I think this is Jenner (who has a very nice body).

sandybrook said...

Yeah there's always Craigs List casual encounters for me.
oh yeah I remember that blind she sits on his face and gives eees @Violet

T. E. Cuz said...

My very own troll <3

Count Jerkula said...

I think Chris could bring home a skank and fuck her on top of Gwen, and she still wouldn't leave him.

fancyscreenname said...

IMO...
Chris is lashing out about something. This blind coupled with the blind (popularly assumed to b them) about Chris watching a goop video whilst sexing a look alike says to me that Chris loves her, doesn't want divorce but needs her to do SOMETHING. not necessarily sexual. Perhaps he desired a woman on his intellectual level but now realizes life with a less intellectual person could make him feel more in charge?

Funny how the internet transforms ordinary people into seasoned psychologists.
((Clenches teeth on pipe))

DISCLAIMER: an old timey, curvy tobacco pipe, not a crack one, btw.
((Side eye@any one of u about to make that joke))

Humor Me said...

Where there is smoke, there usually is fire. I wish Vanity Fair had run the killer piece it was supposed to run (instead of the nicey dribble Carter gushed about.).

Leekalicious said...

I thought the blind was going to say that instead of being pissed, she hopped in with them!

Howard Schultz-Shameless Profiteer (S.S.!) said...

Paltrow needs to allow her icy bones to get waxed in a position other than missionary.

Mango said...

What Count Jerkula said - Goop would have to be dead in a box to leave Chris, she is that clingy.

TalksTooMuch said...

Marriage is tough, y'all

Princess Nobody said...

She should divorce him. They are on my celebrity divorce pool list :)

lazyday603 said...

Everybody wants to sleep with musicians. Music is the magic aphrodisiac that defies rational thought. That doesn't stop when you marry a musician. But asking them to use a hotel or what they called in the 1950's a "love nest" is a reasonable compromise.

Murielle said...

It's the only time I think she's right. Nevermind the open marriage but they're rich enough to get a room in a nice hotel or have a discreet place to have sexy time.

NaughtyNurse said...

I can't believe I am saying this, but I agree with Gwyneth. If you've got an arrangement that you can have extracurricular sexy times, don't be an ass and bring it home. It's so disrespectful. And seriously…what if their kids had come home? Asshat.

Brent Vassar said...

They seem to have a strange hatred for one another. Bringing a side piece to the house is stupid, even under some weird 'agreement' between the 2. She's off banging billionaires in the tropics, he's hitting hoes at the house, why stay together? Its not like they raise their children, they dont divorce the nannies

audrey said...

How much fun could Gwyneth be? She is always on a cleanse or starving herself, off doing yoga, or writing her blog on how to live fabulously when you are her.

Alita said...

He mustn't have been singing or they would been asleep. I find Chris Martin and Cold Play to be completely soporific.

TalksTooMuch said...

This is why I lurve you, Alita. Soporific

Alita said...

Lazyday, so true. They don't even need to be that good or famous. My SO is a musician which led me to coin the crass phrase about groupies going after anyone with a guitar between their legs. Like Hello - I'm standing right here!

Maureen said...

Not happening IMHO. Willing to be wrong though. He'd have to have sex onstage with her in the audience. Like Paula and Robin Thicke. I think that one was all about her being publicly humiliated and hearing nasty whispers the day after.