Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Had Lunch

The world can finally take a deep breath and relax. Yesterday in NYC Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston had lunch together at Barney's. This is them leaving the store and they look like a happy and contented couple don't they? Well, not so much, but is there any way to get through a door that keeps you together so you can look like a happy contended couple? Neither is smiling but that could be because Barney's changed their menu or because the store wouldn't give Jennifer a discount unless Justin danced around the store for them without his shirt on. I find it interesting that Jen couldn't make it to NYC for Philip Seymour Hoffman;s funeral. This is a guy who meant the world to Justin. You don;t want to be there with him for that? It isn't like Jen can't stop whatever she is doing for a day because she can. If you hire her and pay her fee you are willing to wait a day to make her happy and that is all it would have taken. Do you get the vibe that they are crazy for each other here? I do get the vibe that Jen needs glasses to read the menu though.

34 comments:

ethorne said...

I literally just passed out from confusion while reading this.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Good Gahd, take a Klonopin, ffs!!

Seven of Eleven said...

It's not breakfast at Tiffany's.

LottaColada said...

Jen and Brad were frolicking on the beach literally the day before they announced their divorce.

SuSu said...

PSH was in Along Came Polly w Jen - going to giver her the benefit of the doubt here.

WareCat said...

She looks knocked up.
Someone call In Touch, stat!

Jacq said...

I get the vibe that his jeans came out of her side of the closet. Are they wearing the same size?

FSP said...

I will literally bone her.

Renoblondee said...

Lol

Seven of Eleven said...

I would consider giving Justin a discount for going shirtless.

crila16 said...

I get the vibe that it's cold in NYC and all you can think about when you hit the cold air is...when is it going to be summer already.

Thank GOD today is going to hit 60 degrees today possibly. This has been one miserable winter. If I were Jen and Justin...I'd go back to LA.

MISCH said...

Did it ever occur that there were other reasons she didn't go to the funeral ?

Violet said...

I care not one way or the other for either of these people but grown adults should not be showing obscene amounts of PDA and not doing so is no indication of the state of their relationship.
That said, I'm a great believer that once you're engaged if you hold out on the actual marriage, it's not likely to last.

cubsfan1990 said...

fuck off entry

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fuck off entry

hollywood dime said...

Damn. You have to be constantly smiling so that people don't think your raggedy relationship that practically no one gives a shit about isn't falling apart? cruel world.
Jen needs him more than he needs her. His Hollywood clout is much higher than hers. Much.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Jen is a pro when it comes to paparazzi. If there was a happy message to send, she'd be sending it.

At any rate, Jen's getting a little old for the who's-she-dating game. Does anyone care who Sharon Stone is dating any more? Jen will be paying for it within the next five years, just like the diva in yesterday's blind.

And - Katie Holmes, this is your future.

CharRicho said...

That is a lot to write about two people going out for lunch.

Jessi said...

I see others agree that you must be Guy Smiley at all times to ensure you are happy. I mean who knows maybe they are breaking up, but just bc they aren't smiling every minute doesn't mean that's a sure thing.

parissucksliterally said...

My boyfriend ans I have been together 5 years, and we aren't all over each other....what an asshole commentary.

Aren't you going to assume she is pregnant? She is wearing a big coat, she MUST have a "baby bump"!

Eros said...

Lol funny read, Enty. I will say this it is hard fucking shit being in a relationship and going the distance. You can have the most awesome relationship in the world and love that person more than life but there are gonna be bumps, ditches and possibly cesspools. The beautiful thing about those relationship speedbumps that if you both truly value your relationship and love each other, you will make it work and become a stronger couple despite those battles. You'll also get closer to knowing a litlle more of the mettle your so is made of. I hope these kids get through the rough patch.

Sherry said...

"I do get the vibe that Jen needs glasses to read the menu though."

What the hell does THAT mean?

We get it, they're over. She should have at least gone to a nice place for lunch. I mean is Barney's known for their food?

rajahcat said...

they will prob never marry-I don't really think she is into marriage

as for the funeral-who cares whether she went or not.....everyone is not a funeral mourner. Doesn't mean they don't care.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Sherry, 'needing glasses to read the menu' is trying to suggest that she is middle-aged. It's around age 45 when the close-up vision starts to go and all the print starts to look really, really small.

auntliddy said...

This is her mo if you think about it. Short seperation, then some pdas, then warm weather vacation with loads of pds, then annoucement of breakup. See pitt, brad.

Cory said...

I don't understand all the Jennifer Aniston hatred. This isn't the only site that does it. Are there specific incidents I haven't heard about? What caused all the animosity towards her? I get that she talked about Brangelina a lot after the divorce but that's all any interviewer ever asked her about and all they ever printed. Hell, they STILL ask her about it. If enty doesn't like her why does he at least say why?

LowKey said...

I literally want to claw my eyes out when dudes wear skinny jeans.

Bee Haven said...

Is this news for an engaged couple?

skippy said...

Being married once I would not rush into another either.
But her boots ???

CanadianMiss said...

Enty, I think you need to take a sabbatical.
You're getting bitchier by the day.
I'm bored.

evie2345 said...

For all we know, she could have had the flu or something.

Henriette said...

They haven't been seen together in quite some time, so wouldn't be surprised if the "we love each other and will stay best friends, but have decided not to marry" announcement is not coming out soon.