Friday, March 14, 2014

Lady GaGa Eats Vomit

Apparently Lady GaGa likes to shock people. I know, I know, I never saw that coming. Perhaps she is trying to use a little misdirection to get people to stop talking about her fake charity and start talking about a possible sequel to 2 Girls 1 Cup because that is where GaGa is headed. Last night she played SXSW and during her performance had another woman vomit all over her. Yeah, but wait, there is more. GaGa then swallowed some of the vomit. She then stood up and yelled, "Your turn Miley." Naah, but that would have made it at least somewhat funny and not 100% disturbing. I'm sure she will say it is art. No, it is disgusting and if that is what art is I don't want to be an artist. I don't need to eat what you digested earlier in the day. Of course the whole thing was sponsored by Doritos so maybe they are trying to tell us something.

73 comments:

rajahcat said...

literally?????????

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwahahah! That's so disgustingly awesome. But already been done before. Cc: Ozzy Osbourne

FSP said...

What is 2 Girls 1 Cup?

Sugar said...

That is making me gag and dry heave like a mother fucker. Literally.

GROSS!!!!! Ick nasty.

LottaColada said...

@FSP- do not google. Trust.

nora nader said...

Of course she does. Gaga only does things for shock factor. No other reason. It's become quite boring actually. She needs to find a new schtick.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

@One-eye...quick! Change the subject!!!

texas rose said...

Apparently the woman that puked on her is a 'vomit painter'. She drinks various colored fluids and then vomits them on canvas- she's an artist. Makes this only slightly less revolting. I guess better than if it was regurgitated pizza or real food.

FrenchGirl said...

Marilyn Manson 2.0

Bacon Ranch said...

That's what I want to be when I grow up. A vomit painter.

rajahcat said...

a vomit painter????? learn something new every day

SecretTorture said...

She is so painfully desperate. Eating puke wont help sell her flop album. Someone needs to sit her down and tell her with all sincerity "JUST BE YOURSELF and stop trying so hard"

FSP said...

@Lotta- I'm not finding anything.

Derek Harvey said...

Bitch gone down hill!

Nutty_Flavor said...

She came up too high too quickly, and is descending even faster.

Within 2-3 years she'll be back to writing pop songs for other people, and probably be a lot healthier and happier as well.

Seven of Eleven said...

I slept like crap, woke up with a headache, checked my email to find the blitzkrieg that is yesterday's random photos #5, haven't had coffee.... and now this?

Oh, Friday, I had such high hopes for you...

Candyland said...

Made me sick to my stomach just reading this post. So gross.

Sugar said...

Are you being serious?

LottaColada said...

@FSP- I'm warning you, there is poo & eating involved.

FSP said...

Are you pulling my leg?

OneEyeCharlie said...

When making a weekend omelet, try adding some sauteed asparagus. Slice it on the bias and quick saute in butter. Then add to your omelet and cover with fresh grated Gruyere cheese. Delish!

Did I do good, Meanie?

Leekalicious said...

Very desperate ploy for attention with some Miley jealousy thrown in.

Anna Belle said...

I've said it before & I will say it again-I am love that ArtPop has bombed. Lady Gaga is a creation, & not even Stephanie's creation. She is a product. She rips off artist & song writters. She have flat out ripped off every other great musician in history. Stephanie is a skinny rich mean girl from the west side of Manhattan with a big nose who attended exculsive expensive private schools & grew upo in a large multi level penthouse.

LottaColada said...

I'm serious! I saw it somewhere and don't wish it on upon my worst enemy. I warned you all.

texas rose said...

It's actually hard to find it online but you can find a lot of video showing people reacting to watching it.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Damn. That sounds wonderful!

LottaColada said...

@Texas rose- have you seen it? I saw the actual clip. Brain bleach for that.

AsileM said...

Is anyone else hungry for some Cool Ranch Doritos's now? Just me, huh?

FSP said...

Clicky link or it didn't happen.

LottaColada said...

@FSP- Fine!

Clicky link

Innocent cartoons until you click on them.

Snapdragon said...

GAGa.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Oh, honey...G.G. Allin was eating shit onstage 25 years ago, so you're really not being as outre as you think. Really, there are whole porn categories devoted to this kind of thing, so why, oh, why did this ever seem like a good idea?...or are you actually planning on Roman showers porn being the next act in your career? *shudder*

(Ah, G.G., the pride of upstate NH...well, not really, but his grave at St. Rose of Lima Cemetary in Littleton is, according to my mom, who read about it in the local paper, turning into a seriously low-rent version of Jim Morrison at Pere Lachaise. And yes, he was a passing acquaintance of mine back in the '80s, and was always very sweet and respectful to me; I apparently radiated major "good girl" vibes that inspired otherwise appalling people to behave themselves in my presence. :-) No, I never saw him perform; I knew better than that. I only heard of him in the first place because a college friend liked his music, so when I saw him at a radio station expo back in '85, I bounced up to him and asked for his autograph for my friend Angie. We ended up running into each other several times over the years at various record stores, with him recognizing me first, bless his fucked-up heart...may he rest in peace.)

Renoblondee said...

I never could find the link back when it was huge, so I just gave up. I'm glad.

crila16 said...

How can they time someone to puke, unless the girl shoved her finger down her throat? Was it real puke or fake puke?

This is absolutely disgusting either way. She's gross.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

FSP: If it makes you (and everyone else reading this) feel better, IIRC the, um, substance in 2 Girls 1 Cup was faked; I believe it was chocolate pudding or ice cream. Not that it helps THAT much, but...

(Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists, there's porn of it. Try not to think about that too long...)

texas rose said...

Lotta - I've seen it. I believe a little puke eating also. I may be into some kinky shit but this is not my thing.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

If she made the sequel to 2 girls 1 cup, it would be the only porn starring gaga that I would wilfully watch.

FSP said...

That is disgusting.

CharRicho said...

Two girls one cup taught me a very good lesson about when someone tells you not to watch something, DON'T WATCH IT.

CharRicho said...

If there is one thing that is a thing, that should not be a thing, it's a vomit painter.

CharRicho said...

Seriously, that is beyond disgusting. This Madonna/LadyGaga/Miley-shock schtick has officially jumped the shark.

You know what would shock me? If one of them or any of those pathetic "pop stars" just made a great song, and then got up on stage, and sang it amazingly well. No tricks, no autotune, no stunts, just good music. Now that would be shocking.

Krgl420 said...

Go away GAga she could eat shit for All I care

conventioneer said...

How long until she is forced to go door-to-door like Marilyn Manson?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-trying-to-shoc,459/

Sugar said...

Me and my husband had to search hard to find that shit (ha! literally!) It was surprising how difficult it was to finally see. And then we SAW it.......... We may never be the same.

Seven of Eleven said...

Morning, @Char! I'm kind of grumpy, too, I know the feeling.

Miley annoys the crap out of me but the girl can sing, no auto-tune needed. Her Jolene was terrific. I wish she'd focus more on her voice and less on the Madonna schtick.

Its just U said...

Oh how I love that my opinion of Gaga has been right all along. I've said from day one that she is a fraud.
Of course she's already spinning it as some sort of artistic statement about celebrity and the emptiness of a vacuous society... Blah blah feckin blah.
If she hates celebrity, money and fame so much then why did she keep all the donations to her 'charity'?
Why does she do these things for fame and attention?
The Jim Rose Circus did these things before her. And better too.

Layna Day said...

I like a number of Gaga's songs, but this is too much for me. Yeesh. At least put a full Divine and go Pink Flamingo for us, you know?

I still can't bring myself to watch PF, and I love John Waters.

texas rose said...

CharRicho - Truedat!!

Snit said...

You know, I respected GaGa because it seemed like she worked her ass off, but what with the charity rip-off news and her constant attempts silly attempts to be "edgy", I'm sooo over her. And she's daring Miley to one-up her? whatever. you're done, honey.

LottaColada said...

Haha, it cannot be unseen, that's for sure.

hairydawg said...

so GG is from NH? always thought he was from VT. now I have another reason to not like it here. The first documented serial killer is from here as well, DR. Mudd. 603 represent!

CharRicho said...

Actually I thought her version of Jolene was amazing too.

I know she's young and "finding her way" or whatever, but I don't think she's finding a GOOD way at the moment. I would prefer if she would just sing, because she actually can.

leemonada76 said...

Reminds me of dax shephard's omelet

nurysp said...

not real vomit per se
but nothing abt gaga is real
its over for her

Jennifer H. said...

Wouldn't it be great if she'd set off a puke chain reaction like in "Stand By Me" and the whole audience was hurling all over the place?

supapimp said...

Satanist eats poo too. Vomit is nothing. Just sayin'

Count Jerkula said...

Sweet. Miley gonna have to do onstage piss play to top that.

I am actually glad Gaga ate some vomit. It is fair penance for vomiting into my ears all this time.

Nolesgirl said...

When I read this article earlier, I knew this means she's at the bottom of her bag o'tricks. So shamelessly desperate. While her voice is decent, I've never considered her anything of substance. Like someone mentioned before, she's a creation, not an artist. I'll be glad when she fades out.

Count Jerkula said...

Gaga's next step is bend over in a short tight dress, sans panties, to get her butthole papped. She will then enter "rehab" after becoming very depressed when no one cares.

Nolesgirl said...

@Count
Hahaha! It's like you've got a crystal ball!!!

Count Jerkula said...

@Nolesgirl: I'm just 1/2 decent at predicting attention whores. I had Miss Mandy nailed, and I knew Miley was going to go topless as soon as she broke it off w/ Liam. I was wrong in that I thought Miley would do an "accidental" bikini malfunction at a beach, when she just went full whore and did professional topless photos.

I think in the long run, doing the "accidental" thing first would have been the wiser move. Would have eased the transition to full whore, since she could have said, "Everybody seen it already anyway." Plus the everyone loves amateur/accidental nudity more than pro posed stuff. She could have done a 50/50 split w/ the pap and probably made $50k in cash to use for drugs.

di butler said...

As I've been telling everybody here as long as I've been posting, I've worked w Miley, Miley's great. Funny, complete goofball who doesn't take herself seriously, talented and very hard working. She is a total pro. I won't worry about her until the ppl I know around her say she is in trouble. The problem w GaGa is drugs. A lot. Perez H may be dog shit, but he wasn't wrong about Steffi or the other person he recently outed as dealing W some white lines issues. Both have loads of talent. The younger one is just dabbling, but this biz is probably too much for her, at a top level. She's a little too delicate, I think.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Char, OK, that made me laugh.

Please, Miley, just siiiiiinnnnggg, just because you can! (Right after listening to Jolene again.)

Alita said...

Hehehe

Literally unbelievable!

Krissie said...

Her album must be really bad if she's resorted to eating vomit for some attention.

Courtney Madison said...

I think she did that already.

Erik said...

Go away.

Alita said...

Big difference @TTM: this was artistically sound vomit. It's quite a nuanced type of vomit.

Ozzy and GG used regular vomit, which is just disgusting.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

hairydawg: So you're from NH, too? Whereabouts? Woodsville here; IIRC, GG was from Lancaster or somewhere close by; his father was a complete nutjob who actually named him Jesus Christ Allin when he was born (his mom changed it to Kevin when he started school), and they lived in the boonies w/out indoor plumbing. Not that it excuses everything he did, mind you, but it does provide some context...

Oh, and U, I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers the Jim Rose Circus; Lifto is an absolute hoot, and somewhere I have pictures I took at a show in Athens of him swinging 2 steam irons from his PA piercing. Ah, the '90s... ;-)

pompasaurus said...

Gaga seems like she would sit around smelling her own farts all day, all the while getting high on her own pretentiousness

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Apparently the woman who horked on Gaga is a "vomit artist" who drinks solutions of various colors and then yaks them up again, sometimes on canvas, and sometimes on people. Not quite as gross as your garden-variety puking, but I don't get it, and I don't think it's art, either. (Before anyone tries to tell me "but you just don't appreciate conceptual/performance art," let me say that I like a lot of Yoko Ono's work just fine, along with various others such as Bob Flanagan*, but crimony, people, even Annie Sprinkle--who's done a fair amount of performance art, and not just onscreen as a porn star--saved the puking for niche porn... *cringe*

*Bob Flanagan was a performance artist/poet with both cystic fibrosis and a long-standing love of extreme BDSM (the latter largely inspired by the medical treatments he had to go through because of the former); he's probably best-known in popular culture as the guy who sacrifices himself to the torture chair in the video for Nine Inch Nails' "Happiness in Slavery". If you can handle the HiS video, then check out Sick, an excellent documentary about his life and death (at 42, of CF), in which you get to see him hammer his dick to a board. Yes, really. Fun fact: he wanted to use "If I Had a Hammer" as the soundtrack for that scene, but Pete Seeger didn't have a twisted enough sense of humor and refused to allow it...)

sugar of lead said...

LIFTO...He's BEAUTIFUL.

love/hate said...

She's going to have to go full centipede.