Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Promoting Her Reality Show On Jimmy Fallon

Now that the Olympics have ended Jimmy Fallon's ratings have started to slip so what better why to try and boost them then by giving some air time to an actress who has worked on how many movies the past three years? Three? How many made it into theatres? Not exactly what one would call a stellar casting coup. However that person is Lindsay Lohan and Jimmy Fallon is never going to say or do anything that will make Lindsay uncomfortable or not have his deluxe Kneepads on. Lindsay is going on the Fallon's show to talk about her reality show on OWN. Not so much reality as it is a ploy by OWN to have people actually look through their entire 500 channels to try and find where OWN actually is located. I think it is either somewhere within the shopping channels or shares time with HSN or something like that. I'm pretty sure people will watch the first episode. Does this mean that Lindsay has given up on her Oscar dream. For the past decade she has repeatedly claimed her goal was to have an Oscar by 30. Not going to make it. Why would you give her a role that even has a chance to win an Oscar? Would you have for example given her the Jennifer Lawrence role in American Hustle? No way. She will be stuck for the next few years making the same types of movies that every other has been actress tries to make. Straight to on demand and keep hoping someone will think you deserve another chance.

52 comments:

LottaColada said...

Setting my DVR as I type.

ethorne said...

She's not 40 yet?!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

You can do it, Lindsay! You've got time yet to win that Oscar! Prepare that speech!

crila16 said...

Did Lindsey's boobs grow? They look enormous and saggy.

rajahcat said...

oh pleeeeeez

FSP said...

Sharknado 3

sandybrook said...

I think the whole point about doing PR and letting people know about a show that is coming on and when it is to go on as many talk shows and interview as much as possible. You might even see Oprah doing some because she needs an audience.

Ray Nicolet said...

I have a better chance of getting an Oscar by age 30 than Lohag does.

Krgl420 said...

Go away LILO. Is anyone going to watch this crap? Her reality show or her interview on Fallon?

Vera L- said...

why does this picture look photo shopped?

Leekalicious said...

Happy happy morning everyone!!! OMG Poor Oprah. That is a forced smile if I"ve ever seen one. Is it called "International Hostess"? Hostess being a euphemism? Hostess of the party in her pants?

Krista Honchar said...

Lindsay's boobs look awful! Bad bra or bad boob job?

car54 said...

Andy Cohen announced last night that she will also be on WWHL next week. Somehow I see Andy asking better questions than Jimmy.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Are you already older than 30, Ray? ;-)

Renoblondee said...

So saggy!

rajahcat said...

she was always pretty well endowed.....but she is aging now quickly unfortunately for her......

although I wouldn't rule the other out either

Seven dEleven said...

Did she dye her dress with Tang?

Kimba said...

What, HARPO productions aren't eligible for the Oscars? This isn't a Master Class docu?

Watching!

kday said...

She could have gotten the Jennifer Lawrence role in, "American Hustle" based on looks!! She could have been a more haggard Rosalie

Sherry said...

I'm surprised no one noticed the bruise on her arm there.

Girl needs support in the chestal region. Saggy boobs are not attractive and then not wearing a pretty bra is stupid.

Megley said...

Why doesn't she just get Iyanla Van Krinklesac to fix her life???

Megley said...

*Another disaster on OWN.

Leekalicious said...

Lindsay has Oprah outchested by a mile, and that's saying something.

sugarbread maker said...

Docuseries.

Count Jerkula said...

Unless LiLo is doing a Hooker Olympics or a Sharpie Challenge, there is no reason I would watch a show she is on.

Basil said...

It's interesting that Lohan hasn't been papped much. Has Oprah had her cocooned with an anti-pap forcefield? You never see Oprah papped for that matter either.

Seven dEleven said...

@Sherry, very interesting bruise. I bruise easily and that's what my arm looks like after the nurse takes off the rubber thing when I have a blood test.

Sugar said...

If Enty thinks I'm not hunting down the OWN network and dvring the shit out of that show he doesn't know me very we'll.

Jessi said...

OK, Jimmy is a host for entertainment value! He's not a hard nosed journalist trying to get the best scoop. Why would he ever be expected to ask hard hitting questions?

I had to laugh last night when I saw a tweet from Oprah saying "Are you ready America to see what recovery looks like?" Ummm yes if recovery means snorting coke off a sidewalk yes, show me oh mighty one!

Eros said...

I will be watching this trainwreck probably via on demand or via streaml.

Derek Harvey said...

I am with Lotta. WHEN is this on? anyone?

portlandgirl said...

@Crila16 I thought the EXACT same thing about her boobs . . .

I **almost** feel sorry for Oprah.

Nah

LottaColada said...

@Derek, this Thursday!

Derek Harvey said...

@Lotta--kk thanks ; )

Cory said...

Since you can't believe a word that comes out of a Lohan's mouth, I won't bother with this crap. Oprah is reaching if she thinks this show will do well.

martadore said...

That is not a bruise on her arm, it's a tattoo.

E=MC Hammer said...

Girl needs a better bra.

Dingle Barry said...

Eros said they were going to mainline this show! Bwahahaha!! (Oh, streamline. Never mind)

Sprink said...

It's a sad day for a 27 year old when the potrine of a 60 year old woman looks better than your own.

Also, if you squint a little and project an imaginary circle, the Vulcan Breast Meld slightly resembles the yin/yang symbol.

Harlow17 said...

Truth

Sherry said...

martadore: Wow and I even zoomed in on that spot. That's the fucking worst tattoo on the planet.

headrot said...

Udderly saggy

SyDy said...

I'm looking forward to this. It will be like "The Anna Nicole Show, Part Duh".

Lissa said...

Please tell her to start wearing a bra. You can tell she isn't even wearing one! Fire that stylist stat!

Halloween Jack said...

By 30? If anyone skipped her thirties...

auntliddy said...

Because oprah has firm chin and narrow waist, vera. Thats why.

Wen said...

@Vera - Agree with the PhotoShop. Where is her other arm?

Steven O said...

I wonder if Gayle is jealous?

lazyday603 said...

Fallon never takes off the kneepads for anybody, so at least he's no hypocrite. In Fallonland never was heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day.

NaughtyNurse said...

What's wrong with Lindsay's knockers? Weirdly huge and low-hanging...

WritergirlinLa said...

Moo!

sugarbread maker said...

No Sunday @ 10pm