Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Lindsay Lohan's *Cough Cough Cough* 36 Lovers

Yeah, she says 36 and I think that must be just from one week earlier in the decade. If you go by her ratio of what she says her coke use is to real coke use than she has probably slept with about 1,000 people. I didn't know about Jamie Dornan. Any others make you do a double take?

95 comments:

FSP said...

I question Joaquin Phoenix. She looks nothing like his sister.

Ray Nicolet said...

LOL she slept with the bassist from Coldplay.

surfer said...

I guess the Lindsay posts are replacing the K's - two yesterday, two today (so far).

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Kinda surprised Lukas Haas cheated on Leo. Is nothing sacred?

Her list is probably bs.

Derek Harvey said...

James Franco?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

VIPblonde said...

Enty needs new glasses. The article clearly states that it's just her starfucks. I'm waiting for the Ass to Ass list to be released!!

auntliddy said...

Do I believe she probably had some sort of sex with these men- probably blow jobs- yes. But do I think she made a list? No. Handwriting too neat for someone who is drunk.

Ray Nicolet said...

Franco has admitted he slept with LL so this isn't really news.

Renoblondee said...

Kind of surprised about Timberlake, Effron, and Levine, but I'm not sure why. She just doesn't seem their type.

parissucksliterally said...

Man, those guys will stick their dick in anything.

Derek Harvey said...

Why are some names crossed-out?

crila16 said...

She slept with 4 band members at the same time (which I could remember which band).

She slept with Aaron Carter and Fez.

LottaColada said...

I'm surprised with Heath Ledger.

hollywood dime said...

Not surprised by any of them. Let's not forget there was a period where Lindsay was actually attractive and the hot, fun party girl in Hollywood who had all the good coke. Cocaine makes folks fast friends here.

Cleodacat said...

I like how they blanked some of the names because of legal reasons such as they are married. Wonder if Jodi's on that list?

Sugar said...

Who the heck is Guy Berryman and why are most of the names blurred out?!?!?! I want it all or I want NOTHING!

Derek Harvey said...

You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Anna Belle said...

LiLo was a hot starlet for a time & party girl once she really became legal & was going to get her money soon, so these names don't surprise me...doubtful at this time LiLo will write a tell all...she still seems to think she will have a come back, & she has time, because of her age, etc...when she gets to her 30's all bets are off...she will then try to write something, but her own memory due to the drugs will probably suck & she lies so much you won't be able to believe the majority of it

Ray Nicolet said...

Bassist for Coldplay!

Sugar said...

#thanksRay!

stigs84 said...

I agree with VIP, according to the article, she didn't say she had sex with 36 ppl in her entire life, she was recounting hollywood conquests.

And who cares if it's 36 or 3600?

Ray Nicolet said...

#teamSHAZBOT

nurysp said...

why are the others blanked out?
married?

and where are the black dudes??

Ella Bee said...

Shit- JT and Zac Efron, what the hell. Most surprising for me is Nico Tortorella- that is one fine mofo.

MsReilly said...

I said it on Radar, and I'll say it on here. Marilyn Monroe had a similar list, and this is an attempt by Lilo to draw more comparisons between the two. It's pathetic, desperate, and delusional. Why are women always Single White Femaling each other? Get your own identity, and get a f-ing life.

Tenisha said...

Holy crap...well there goes a few actors I had crushes on. Damn nasty dudes getting with Crackhan!!

Sugar said...

#IheartRay

kday said...

She was obviously trying to solve yesterday's blind item!!!

Poni-Tayl said...

Why is the list handwritten, can't she type?
Why are there 3 columns of 12...
Why would we care who fisted her?
I don't understand the reason to post publicly that she's an easy lay, nice scruples dumba$$.

laura ramona said...

10 at least per week x 280 days each year x 10 years at least = 2800 total. Enty you are being optimistic hun

MISCH said...

Gerard Butler should be on the list…I need a copy to know who must be avoided

laura ramona said...

Some calcul error: I say around 2000..

Ray Nicolet said...

#teamsucrose
#teamcarbonhydrogenoxygen
#teamcanyoutellijustgotoutofbiologyclass

Tina Mallette said...

Why are there some names blanked out

sugarbread maker said...

Arab ass2ass.

Gayeld said...

Thumbs up for totally appropriate Paul Simon.

Just Another HR Lady said...

Didn't she do Jude Law too?

Eros said...

36 wow! Thats alot of hoin'.. kinda nasty to spread yourself out like that but if thats what makes hrr happy. *shrugs*

So disappointed to see colin Farrell on tbat list. Arrggh

sandybrook said...

I smell dead fish :(

Candyland said...

On DM, the story said she made the list when she was out with friends at Chateau Marmont (I think). Then she left the list or tossed the list and someone picked it up? Hmmm. Not sure I'm buying this. I do buy that she has slept with all of those blokes!

Anna Belle said...

LiLo is careless with her self, her family/friends, & her possessions...

She also seems to think because she sees someone a few times at the same club or is in rehab or whatever else they are her friend...when really they are using her & she shouldn't blab her life story to them.

Harry Knuckles said...

Don't know what Lindsay is trying to pull here, but there's some real bs in her list. Zac and Franco? Really doubt it. But I'll bet her true number, celebs and regular folk combined, would make Xaviera Hollander blush. It's got to be well into the hundreds.

MsReilly is probably right in that Lindsay wants to be compared to Marilyn ...... both are/were lousy actresses so she's got that going for her. Maybe Obama or the next president will have her wacked. Then she will have two things in common with Marilyn.

Rosso said...

I'd be so ashamed if I were one of these guys & it was now public knowledge. Then again if you do the deed then you have to live with the consequences.

Handy list though for everyone else to now know who to avoid in future. Paris Hilton should release a list of all those she slept with too. Public service to everyone so we know who to avoid.

*Tara* said...

Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious because it's written on Scattergories paper?

Harry Knuckles said...

Maybe Lindsay was just bsing to friends, showing off with fake entries to show how "Hollywood" she is. Somehow it ends up in someone else's hands.

Derek Harvey said...

TARA! LOL! I never noticed that. Someone probably attempted to play it with her not acknowledging she simply does not have the attention span to play a board game and wanted to talk about her sex-life instead lol/

D Brown said...

Three random thoughts. Firstly, it depends when she was with them. Up til twenty, and no I don't want to speculate on a starting age, she was a reasonably cute starlet with promise of a future career. So guys who knew her, in the biblical sense, before then weren't complete writeoffs. Anyone who knew her since then can be correctly classified as douches. Secondly, supposedly the blanked out names are married/long term relationships. While I agree that would reflect poorly on LiLo we should acknowledge that the guys displayed equally bad behavior. Thirdly, back in the days when people actually believed LiLo could/would/wanted to turn around her behavior, the recurring theme was that she absolutely couldn't stand to be alone. I will let you do your own analysis of her childhood. So have a little sympathy that her headcount may be less sexual wantonness and more the cost to be paid to ensure someone will stay the night.

Sherry said...

Lohag actually has very neat handwriting. Anyone remember the notes she was writing to Shawn Holley in one of her court appearances? It looked like she was an engineer. Seriously surprised the hell outta me. Or ooota me as TTM would say. Speaking of...where's our Canuklehead Princess today?

Cake said...

These are the celebrities that she REMEMBERs hooking up with

P. said...

lilo snubbed samantha ronson! i guess lady lovin don't count.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Ahhh... Slut shaming at its finest.

Not the kind of choice I would make, but she is her own person and if she chooses to screw 10 or 10000 that is up to her. They participated as well, so why aren't their lists out??

Just think of how many people have their "laminated list" of celebs they would get a pass from their SO on. She just has access to them.

I'd just like to know which of the blurred out ones are married and desperate for it not to get out!

Seven of Eleven said...

Why is Garrett Hedlund's name on there? Shouldn't it be "The Boyfriend of Kirsten Dunst"?

(I refuse to believe that the amazing Heather Ledger ever went anywhere near Thunder Crotch.)

pusssykatt said...

When looking for answers for yesteday's blind, I check "whos dated who" and think it adds a lot to the list. I'm sure one of the blocked names is Ben Affleck.
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1525/lindsay-lohan/

Anna Belle said...

From what I had heard from a few sources is that Heath was hooking up with one of the Olsen Twins...they are supposed to have the best coke...& it was confirmed his maid called one of the Olsen Twins first, but he could have hooked up with Linds...LiLo seemed to have the same sort of affliction Brit had, believe the crap lines male actors feed them to get in their panties & start fantazing that it's TRU LUV & they will become a great HW power couple, etc...

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Anna Belle said...

@7of11-Garrett hooks up with all his female co-stars, he hooked with with Leighton, then cheated on her with KScrew, Leighton dumpted him, he then hooked up with KiKi, which is another of the many reasons why Kiki & Kscrew hate each other, KiKi is as big of a lush as him, so they are currently still together or at least until she finds out when he cheats again

Count Jerkula said...

Oopsy: Women invented slut shaming. They just blame it on the patriarchy to help em sleep at night.

Anothergrayhare said...

I wish my handwriting was that neat.

Lee said...

@Oopsy Daisy and I are on the same wavelength. There's a lot to criticize in Lilo's life, but she's in her 20s and cute, so hells bells, so what if she sleeps around a lot? My number for that age is up there (and I'm 58 now, so don't even ask.) It's not who you do or how many you do, it's how you live.

SadieJo said...

What about Dominick Cooper in Cannes. He cheated on Amanda Seyfried with LL which caused their breakup.

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Oopsy_Daisy said...

@Count - No doubt. But it doesn't change the fact that people are far too interested in guffawing over a woman's number of conquests. We do still live in an age where a man is a stud and a woman is a slut if they have multiple partners or hell, in some areas, sex before marriage.

rajahcat said...

seriously I'm out of the loop with this

why is there a list anyway?......and bet these guys are thrilled to be on it......hmmmm....not exactly a badge of honor

CitizenYoungstown said...

She doesn't even know how to spell their names.

CharRicho said...

No shaming here. My list is way longer. I mean I don't actually HAVE a list since that seems really juvenile, but it would be way longer than this. It's not like she's 18. She's had a lot of time to rack those up, and she's been single a lot.

The married/relationship guys she's hooked up with is mostly on them, imo. But not very surprising for Hollyweird.

Leekalicious said...

I'm Surprised at Heath Ledger. I would have thought he was a little more discriminating.

Massive G said...

If Bruce Willis isn't on that list, she be lying again. Bruce tapped that cunt when it was still tight tight

b-fabulous said...

What the hell, where's the rating system!

Molls said...

Where are the column headings? There are three columns. Did she rate them by size, who was stoned out of his mind, and who got blow jobs?

Anna Belle said...

@Molls-it's a game sheet from Scategories

Faceblaster said...

add Bruce Willis and Warren Beaty.

Sunshine said...

add Milton Berle

littlejenny said...

#stuntqueen yeah, because we ALL carry that kind of paper around with us...

lazyday603 said...

Starf@cking works both ways. Adding LL to your list makes for a great anecdote later on down the road. Just don't make a habit of it & for God's sake use protection!

AB said...

Scruples? Really? You've got to be kidding.

b-fabulous said...

Milton Berle - do you mean Milton Bradley? Although Berle was known to be hung like a horse.

Unknown said...

Liho wishes she was that fresh! 36, doesn't include her paid dates, all the arabs and europeans, all the women which must be in the hundreds by now, she was deep in that scene when she moved out here as a teen. Never mind all those "favors" she calls in for jets, hotel stays, cars, and houses. 36 sounds like a slow month for liho.

AB said...

No. No "we" don't live in that age. Man sluts are man sluts.

Shotinthedark said...

I do agree with what you're saying, but I think / hope the tide is turning. It's not as though John Mayer or DiCaprio are revered for their ways,... didn't Scorsese pull Leo aside recently and tell him he stood no chance of an oscar while his notorious private life was such a laughing point? Can't remember if that was on here or in a magazine. Hopefully we're getting there slowly but surely : )

Leekalicious said...

I know I'll be accused of being a pearl-clutching old lady, but if Lilo were really happy with her lifestyle, would she be an alcy/drug addict? (I've been both, BTW). People who are truly happy aren't constantly trying to justify/glorify/brag about their excesses and personal lives. They also aren't anaesthetizing themselves day after day.

FS said...

Where did Jamie Dornan's name come from?


I don't care who LiLo has slept with, and 36 is a small number. The double standard is still alive and well, hooray.

Sherry said...

Shotinthedark really? Interesting...

We all have a "list" it just isn't occupied by famous names. This isn't any different than Shelly Winters. She had the opportunity to bed famous men and by God she did!

Sometimes it isn't about fear of being alone or a low self esteem. Sometimes it's about feeling powerful. Nothing better than having the ability to seduce a good looking and/or powerful man and let them worship you for a few hours.

Be safe, be smart and do your best not to intentionally hurt someone. Write a diary for yourself and when you're an old lady you can relive those heady times when you were young and attractive and wanted. Every woman should do it!

NaughtyNurse said...

Whatever. I was a little slut when I was younger, too. If I was an actress in Hollywood, the length of my list would rival Warren Beatty's!

Maggie May said...

Up until I read this list I adored Jamie Dornan. Now, not so much.

Maggie May said...

Up until I read this list I adored Jamie Dornan. Now, not so much.

MadLyb said...

Lots of gay guys on there along with guys she may have slept with. I wonder how much their publicists paid her to include them on this "PR stunt for her show" list?

Emily Yeah said...

I thought he said he didn't cos she was a mess

Allis Wonderland said...

That's funny...while reading this one of my thoughts was, "well, Geez, I've slept with more people than that." So I'm glad a few others fessed up.

Allis Wonderland said...

I don't agree her handwriting is neat. It's juvenile and the letters to closely spaced.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

"Lindsay, 36 guys!?!?!"

"Oh wait, I forgot Blah-Blah."

"THIRTY SEVEN!?"

Leekalicious said...

I wanted to say sorry to anyone who thought my comments judgmental to anyone other than Lindsay. I grew up in a very repressed, religious household, so that colours my opinions sometimes.

wahoowifey said...

@ Tenisha My thoughts exactly. Really only Garret Hedlund from this list but still my crush just got flushed down the toilet forever. ewwwwww so bummed.

Candyland said...

Folks- 36 isn't her total #, just the list of the more famous people. I'd imagine her list is into the hundreds. And to quote Seinfeld, "Not there's anything wrong with that."

Count Jerkula said...

Whores don't count tricks or BJs.

sugarbread maker said...

Famewhores- do. When they need money. Attention. Ratings . Comparisons to Marilyn Monroe.