Wednesday, March 19, 2014

More Lindsay Lohan Sex Names

While her reality show numbers continue to decline, the list of Lindsay Lohan's sex partners gets larger. In Touch revealed some more of the 36 names that Lindsay wrote while in a hotel room. How many more thousands are there?

70 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, Lilo's list.

No one cares, duckie.

LottaColada said...

Evan Peters needs to watch his back.

Seven of Eleven said...

Though her handwriting is driving me bats. I don't even know why that's the thing that bothers me the most.

fancyscreenname said...

Why is anyone writing lists? So lame.

Sunny said...

Are the Cipriani boys brothers???? (Scattegories column A, numbers 11 and 12). I couldn't find it in google

laura ramona said...

Dohhh. Im not even curious.

FSP said...

Yawn. Same story over and over.

Uhhhh... said...

Orlando Bloom?

Violet said...

All I know is, that should I ever be in a position to sleep with any one of these people, I will remember that they have previously slept with Lilo and turn them down for the sake of my health.

Cleodacat said...

Are the ones with first names and parenthesis the johns she had no idea of their last name? The 2 cipriani guys were probably a 3-some.

Kimba said...

Where's Jude Law & Bruce Willis - to be revealed?
She does have neat handwriting. Still a bitch move for publicity sake, wonder if Oprah is behind this?
Get me those rating!!!!

Amber said...

Is it just me or does that last blurred out name look like it could be Rob Pattinson? I would LOL so much if it was!

Anna Belle said...

In Touch is really gonna try to stretch this out as long a possible aren't they...ugh...like we don't already know who's there...

Unknown said...

maybe that is why Evan Peters is in hiding- Emma found out about the list and gave him a beating.

GladysKravitz said...

Uh. "Zach" (Zac) Efron? Girl be high. That guy bats for his own team.

Ray Nicolet said...

Maggio Cipriani owns restaurants and Danny Cipriani is an athlete. I don't believe they are related.

Unknown said...

i mean threw the glass at his head (dont condone it either way)

Cary Gaul said...

Spelling is clearly not her fortè.

WareCat said...

Where's the chicks on this list?

Count Jerkula said...

Of all the guys LiLo has banged, of which I think we all agree this list is a fraction, who are the ones you want to know about? I'll list mine.

-The one who popped her cherry

-The one who popped her chocolate cherry (anal)

-The one who paid the most

-The one who did the most vile stuff

-The one who threw the worst beating on her

-The one she most regrets

Kimba said...

Nor is mine@Cary (fully aware!), but we're talking screwing, not spelling. That she can concentrate and write, does impress me.
In Touch is gonna milk this and leave the big name(s) till last. Then Lilo will drop the ladies.

TalksTooMuch said...

It could be worse, right? It could read something like:

1) dude with rad hair in Chateau Marmont bathroom
2) dude with blow at Pure
3) other dude with blow
4) dude? Think? In closet at party

so at least she got names! Baby steps

Count Jerkula said...

Warecat brings up a valid point. Thank you.

-The first box she munched

-The first broad to munch her box

-The prettiest box she munched

-The gnarliest one

-The tastiest one

Oh, and the first ass she ate, both male and female, and the first person to eat hers.

There is the interview you want to get out of the broad. Someone get an 8ball and leave the voice recorder on, on your phone.

AsileM said...

I would be more interested in a list of dudes/ladies that turned her fire crotch down! Yawn....

Maggie said...

Yeah where is the full list bc thats about 1percent of it. We know dhe did rob patt that was rev. I think 3 row #12 is Oscar winner matt m

Anna Belle said...

She should make a list of her "clients" the rich foreign guys she now "dates"...oh yes & the girls she was "scissor sisters" with...you know Paris, Nichole, & Kimberly Stewart would be on that list.

Anna Belle said...

@Count-Yes, the details....this list would be better with details...altough I'm still fairly certain Wilmer was her first of most...

feraltart said...

I am sad at both Orlando Bloom & Colin Farrell. Orlando has particularly shit taste in women.

sifichick said...

I really hope Even Peters did her before her vagina became a case study for the CDC.

Jeneral said...

Is column 2, number 2 Aaron Rogers?! Lord, I hope not.

sifichick said...

Oh & Evan isn't in hiding or in rehab. He was at the Indiana comic con last weekend. A friend of mine met him & said he's a really sweet guy.

Anna Belle said...

You need to remember LiLo wasn't always the joke of a mess she is now...she was once the hottie starlet, being billed as the star of tomorrow...who she hooked up with shouldn't really be too much of a surprise

Zelda Zonk said...

One of my fave gifs

Sunshine said...

What's the BFD? Last time I made a list, the number was over 200 and I forgot most of the names.

crila16 said...

Is this all from the same list that was found a few weeks ago or is this a new list?

Anna Belle said...

@Sunshine-These names are just the famous guys LiLo did...it's not everyone she's ever hooked up with....that would be much more & Paris would be on that list

Eros said...

Surprised to see adam levine on that list. Thought he had higher standards..

hollywood dime said...

This list would only be remotely interesting if it also listed every person that each person on that list slept with. The CDC Would be called.

(R)ed said...

I love how she puts in brackets what band or TV show they've been in as if that's the way that she remembers them. Classy Girl!

Runswithscissors said...

1 question and 1 favor:
Does anyone know if the list was actually put together by her?
Please tell me James Mcavoy has not show up on the lists. That would break my little heart.

nurysp said...

no black guys?

give up the shaded partssss!!!!

CharRicho said...

Lilo WAS hot once upon a time. You can't really blame the guys that were with her way back when. Plus, I'm sure a lot of them were just as high as she probably was, so, yah, stuff happens.

I actually don't know who a lot of these names are. I'm a little surprised there aren't more actual famous people. Are they the ones that are still unknown maybe? Famous people who are not single?

Just Another HR Lady said...

Jude Law prob one of the shorter names.

Renoblondee said...

She doesn't have any diseases that all the guys didn't already have. Give me a break.

bored soccer mom said...

If Affleck is on this list, I may cry.

Tenisha said...

NOOOO!! Not Orlando Bloom!! :( Damn him...I can't like him anymore now.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Because it looks inauthentic. Her print reminds me exactly of the 2/3 block text that architects use. Wow. That just gave me some scary flashbacks of my crazy home ec teacher who was a real stickler about that type of printing

Susan said...

This just wreaks of a publicity stunt to me. Am I crazy? I don't really buy that all of this list is factual. Lindsey probably sent the list to the tabs herself.

So, I totally started watching Lindsay on OWN cause you crazy bitches convinced me. It is so horrifyingly riveting. I hate myself for watching, but I'm still in. I need to watch the second epi. Dina gets the DUI.

Lady Heisenberg said...

It's like Lilo's special hit list of all the souls stolen and peens infected in their journeys to her freckled death trap

Rolf said...

Ummm, Stavros Niarchos? The man was 86 years old, when he died in the year 1996. In that year, LiLo was 10 years young. Just in case she means Stavros Jr. This one was born 1985...

Susan said...

Joaquin Phoenix is the shocker for me. Was he revealed the first go around?

This is so pathetic.

MISCH said...

I think she could write that list in a 200 page spiral and still run out of space…she did so many drugs she has no idea how many men and women there were.

lazyday603 said...

Where's Michael Cera? According to "This is the End" he's a gross pig with women (the scene where he grabs Rhianna's ass & gets slapped is very funny). His fictional character & Lilo are a match made in Hell.

Gypsy said...

This list should be forwarded to the CDC.

ButterKwup said...

Where's John Mayer? You just know he's taken a dump on her.

discoflux said...

I can rest easy knowing that there's no way Mark Ruffalo is on this list.

discoflux said...

For those questioning the handwriting. That's definitely her handwriting We were all surprised by how neat it is when they showed her notes from her trial.

Vera L- said...

I didn't read the comments, but I wonder if Linds dictated the list to someone. I can't see Miss Crackie USA writing that neatly and legibly.

Vera L- said...

xpost with disco.

Her writing looks like that of an engineer or architect.

So Very said...

Hate so much that I know this but that definitely is her handwriting. Google 'LL handwriting' and there are a bunch of pics for her holding her notes from one of her trials.

Tru Leigh said...

Seven of Eleven, she didn't dot her i's with hearts.

MissMoPR said...

The only name I could possibly care about is Bryan Adams. Seems like such an unlikely pairing! Then again, some men will stick it in anything!

BeckyMae said...

Just from an orderly queue to the left for your Silkwood Shower, boys.....

Shit You Can't Buy said...

According to Enty she also did it with Robert Pattinson and Marilyn Manson (and Dita von Teese) but still havent seen those names.. Ohoh Enty, why did you lie?
*sadface*
(happy for Manson, Dita and Robert if Enty's stories aren't true though)

bellaluna said...

It's a great guide to the circulating VDSYPHAAIDS cesspool that is Hollywood. Just in case any of them are on your Forever Dong list.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I love the blacked out names. You know they paid the hush money. This list crap has been about the money from day one. Pay or pray, LiLo is going to make the bucks off your name, even if its only in ratings...

Count Jerkula said...

@LazyDay: The best was when Cera was getting a BJ and his salad tossed. I laughed so hard.

#BucketList

Count Jerkula said...

@ShitYouCantBuy: Those were probably paid gigs, or don't count cause she was coked out of her mind.

Group exercise:

I LOL that LiLo's List has dried up more vag than _____________.

I'll have to go with, "socks on during sex."

I expect "menopause" to be a popular answer.

Count Jerkula said...

Here is another one: "Dutch oven farts."

Sorry if I offended any Dutch, by implicating they have ovens.

clearly4you said...

Orlando??? Nooooooo....