Friday, March 28, 2014

Mr. X

For many years I have had a source who is thinking about starting his own site. He has an in to some groups of people I don't and one of those groups of people I am always hesitant to write about, even if they are blinds. He isn't. I want to help him get his shot so every few weeks he will be submitting things he sees during his bar crawling. A fan, like me of Michael Musto, he likes to throw out one line blinds. He also uses his own language, but tries to keep the same general idea about lists.

What former A-list pop diva is scared that a tape of her using homophobic slurs will be leaked by one of her former friends?

Which B-list singer/songwriter and spawn of a legend hates this C-list actress "wife" of an A-lister so much she put her picture on a dartboard at her birthday party earlier this month so she could let out some of that hatred?

Which B-list mostly TV actress and friend to the singer was at that same party, although the press didn't even mention she was there?

What legendary former A-list actress and Oscar winner/nominee DVRs her late legendary husband's movies on TCM and plays them nonstop? She screeches at anyone who tries to turn the TV off.

What former A-list actor who should be a C likes to go commando when he's wearing his favorite pair of skinny jeans out in public? 

Which A-list Oscar winner/nominee is still trying to make that reunion with his ex wife happen? The lady who he's currently definitely knows about it?

Which almost A-list couple/bearding arrangement will probably be done when the worldwide promotional tour for their latest flick together ends?

What cable newscaster/celebuspawn's real father is... *drumroll*... his mother's third husband?

What step-sibling of a former A-list EGOT winner has been living rather quietly in WeHo... with another man?

What recently split up couple/bearding arrangement, consisting of an A-list Oscar nominated actor and this C-list wannabe model, was done as a favor for her plastic surgeon father, who provided the actor with his new hairplugs?

Which retired sex symbol swears she's never had plastic surgery, although her husband would probably disagree? 

What former A-list mostly TV actress screamed at one of her staffers when they spotted her without a wig? She shaved her head, which could only mean one thing (and no it's not a Britney-esque meltdown).... 

Which B-list actor and former teen heartthrob is seriously considering coming out of the closet if his upcoming movie tanks?

Which A-list not-so-closeted mostly movie actor is telling his friends how lousy in bed his ex boyfriend, a B-list movie/TV actor who was recently on a cable show, was? 

123 comments:

cubsfan1990 said...

so he's copying your site?

Cleodacat said...

Overload!!!! Will be back after coffee....

FSP said...

Ahhhhh *#@!*$#!!! More Enties!

Renoblondee said...

Ack! Too much to read in class. Looking forward to your guesses.

DommyMommy said...

Legendary actress is Joanne Woodward watching late husband Paul Newman on TCM.

Dave said...

Well, the newscaster / celebuspawn sounds like Anderson Cooper, the mother Gloria Vanderbilt, 3rd husband Sidney Lumet (divorced 1963), Anderson (born 1967)'s supposed father is 4th husband Wyatt Cooper. Problem is that Sidney Lumet looks NOTHING like Anderson Cooper.

Ray Nicolet said...

Well it ain't Ted C

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Too many. Leave it to another to school us.

Kat said...
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LottaColada said...

Newscaster blind has to be Anderson Cooper

Violet said...

nearly A list couple's bearding arrangement coming to an end - Emma and Andrew

Tricia Shaw said...

And th boarding a lister and c wannabe model is coops/suki

LottaColada said...

Toothy Tile for the last one

Nancy said...

@Violet, Andrew and Emma were my first thought for that one.

As for the former teen heartthrob who might consider coming out of the closet if the next movie tanks...Zac Efron...if the Neighbors tanks (though it's gotten good reviews and Seth Rogen is in it...)

Karen said...

1. Lady Gaga
2. I want this to be Lisa Marie Presley / Kelly Preston, but LMP's birthday was in February

laesmralda said...

What about the bald tv actress? No clue who it is but would it be because of cancer?

cece said...

Huh? ❔❔

cat said...

1. Taylor Swift

Kno Won Uno said...

For the screen legends TCM blind, I'll go with Ali McGraw & Steve McQueen

Jessi said...

I am wishful thinking the in the middle blind, is Johnny trying to get back together with Vanessa.
Which btw, also triggered that I had a dream last night I was having a heart to heart moment and dinner with Johnny and we were trying to figure out where he went wrong. He looked good in the dream.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Pop diva: Gaga (ex friend, Perez?)

Anderson Cooper better call Maury

Suki Waterhouse's dad gave BCoop plugs

Sean Penn/Wright/Charlize

Oh and I keep reading Mr X in the Arrested Development "Mr. F" voice over and over again now

AsileM said...

What?

AsileM said...

What?

Jazzy said...

Hair plugs guy: BCoop
Gay slurs: Gaga?
Ex wife reunion: Brad Pitt
Former teen heartthrob: Efron
Other than that, I got nothing.

Cary Gaul said...

Oh, B-list spawn might be Norah Jones, except her birthday is on Sunday. Did she already have a party?

cubsfan1990 said...

@jazzy
i doubt that considering neighbors is getting really good reviews and so is zac,
theres other b-list/former teen idols besides zac?

Ruby said...

Former teen heartthrob, Taylor Lautner?

steph said...

OOH. I like Karen's guess on LMP and Kelly Preston.

I would like to guess Leah Remini for the B list actress at the same party.

Does this mean Mr. X is a current or former Scientologist and has access to Scientology or ex-Scientology parties?

Cary Gaul said...

LMP's birthday was at the beginning of February.

Karen said...

@steph, I was thinking Leah Remini, too, if this was LMP. Still researching.

Karen said...

@Cary Gaul, yup. It's possible that Mr. X gave these to Enty last month or has been giving him these for weeks and he decided to lump them together rather than space them out.

MO Mama said...

No plastic surgery model - Cindy Crawford??

Cary Gaul said...
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Cary Gaul said...

@Karen if that is the case, then it would definitely be LMP.

Glitter said...

I keep thing Mary Tyler Moore for the bald actress.

Cary Gaul said...

LMP's birthday party was on February 3rd, btw.

Topper Madison said...

Not Joanne Woodward. She's very active in philanthropy--Newman's Own, SeriousFun Children's Network, Westport Country Playhouse, etc.

Rosso said...

Couldn't you have numbered them?!

Anna Belle said...

Lisa Marie's B-day party was boring as hell, by anyone's standards.

Count Jerkula said...

Cher/Kathy Griffin

Someone and Paula Patton?

Skip down

Lauren Bacall/Bogie movies.

Bearding - is a Spiderman movie filming or being released this year?

newscaster/ celebuspawn + 3rd hubby = Ronan/Frank

Shaved head chick - lice? why else?

I'm tapping out on that. I'll read this thread later to see the guesses and give more of my own.

Give this guy a weekly shot, topped out at 6 1-2 liners, while he builds up some stories on his own site, then spin him off.

David said...

"What recently split up couple/bearding arrangement, consisting of an A-list Oscar nominated actor and this C-list wannabe model, was done as a favor for her plastic surgeon father, who provided the actor with his new hairplugs?"

Clooney/Keibler

Anna Belle said...

Nothing shocking or news worthy here.

Sugar said...

I wish they were numbered so I can keep up with the guesses! By Mrain hurts.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@Sugar take care of that mrain. My melly hurts from this.

Tae Scott said...

Too much.
The commando guy is Shia lebuf
The teen heartthrob Taylor launter
The bearding couple Andrew and Emma
The hairplug Bradley and suki (that was easy as hell)
The ex wife reunion- brad Pitt?
The not so closeted actor- spacey or jake
The homophobic slur- lady gaga
The news caster real father/ Ronan/frank
The singer songwriter-LMP

That's all I got.

Kitty said...

1. What former A-list pop diva is scared that a tape of her using homophobic slurs will be leaked by one of her former friends?

Madonna...?

sandybrook said...

tl:dr

KSam said...

I want to know which group Enty is hesitant to write about? Fear of retribution? Hmmmmm....

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@Uncle Sandy, word. Ain't nobody got time for that. I'll just wait on VIP. never been so anxious for homeskillet to roll in.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Maybe the group Enty doesn't want to write about is Scientologists? If true then all of these blinds would be about those from that group.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Mr. X: if you are reading this, good for you, boo! You set up that site and do you. But please, do number them if they are long like this for organizational purposes.

That being said, I think it's interesting to see how different gossip columnists format their blinds. Nice to shake things up. I had a random drunken epiphany the other day in Vegas when I realized that Enty's blinds are frequently structured in a similar manner as LSAT logic questions or puzzles.

Basil said...

Wow! Way too much to take in all at once.

All I got is Gaga for the first one. There have been rumours that her "gay friendly" schitck is just a gimmick.

sandybrook said...

Id rather see Hollywood Dime set up her site anyway. But Mr. X if you open one up good luck to you and let Enty know so s/he will tell us.

sandybrook said...

Memo to self *check Kristin's dungeon for visitors*

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Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Whoops! Don't mind the baby monkey riding the pig, Sandyboo.
stop by anytime!

Thomas Fisher said...

"Which almost A-list couple/bearding arrangement will probably be done when the worldwide promotional tour for their latest flick together ends?"

I hope this is not Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone.

FlirtyChick74 said...

What's the difference between not writing about certain celebs because you're afraid of the backlash and promoting a website that has no problem talking about those people? Won't the outcome from your friends be the same?

Shotinthedark said...

Yep, that's who I was thinking

it took forever said...

coming out closet if movie tanks- Taylor lautner

it took forever said...

Alist actor wit oscar winner/nominee make relationship happen with ex. Madonna and Sean Penn, heard charlize LOVES threesomes

Yabba Dabba Doo said...

So if I'm reading this correctly, then Woody Allen really is the father of Ronan? Or is that a deliberate false lead in an attempt to defuse the Sinatra/Farrow hookup rumors?

Like the Joanne Woodward guess for the TCM blind. I gotta think about the rest.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Good point, Flirty. I think Enty is saying he wants some blinds to come up, but doesn't have the balls to post them himself. Which makes me wonder WTF kind of heat Mr X must be packing...

WareCat said...

The Enterns r worse than Gremlins.
There's so many!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@Lady Heisenberg

Sugar said...

Stop feeding them after midnight, WareCat!

lazyday603 said...

I think this blind is talking about Andy Dick. He seems to fit all the clues given.

Ms. Good Intentions said...

Right? I was thinking the same thing. Next time please, Enty...

Oopsy_Daisy said...

1. Kelly Clarkson
2. Lisa Marie (party was in Feb, but we don't know when this blind was written) and Alice Kim
3. ??
4. Joanne Woodward / Paul Newman
5. Jonah Hill
6. All of them
7. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield
8. Anderson, obv
9. Marvin Hamlish (Stepbrother is tongue-in-cheek)
10. ??
11. Kim Basinger (hoping they meant ex)
12. Wait.. what does it mean? She's a neo-nazi? She had lice? What?
13. Again, who cares?
14. Kevin Spacey

Scott said...

All of this

__-__=__ said...

Mr X: Go for it! These are good blinds. I would read, and possibly comment. Style is good too. I read several sites a day. Sometimes I don't read here. Most sites I just read and never look at comments. Good blinds are always fun. Good luck to you!!

skimpymist said...

Retired sex symbol is christie brinkley

Chris J said...

Josh Brolin trying to get Diane Lane back.

Gypsytrill said...

While Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward did love each other and had kids together, they had a beard arrangement too, both were gay and stayed together for many years to hide that and out of affection for each other.

#Gitit said...

I thought that too, ChrisJ. I was coming in to post it. Seriously, I think you're right.

Brolin/Lane for the A- list nom trying to get his ex-wife back.

skimpymist said...

Number 7 the bearding couple is shailene and her costar. Movie divergent.

Ander said...

Mia Farrow was married twice - Frank and Andre. So Ronan is not the answer.

What? Paul was gay. Prove this statement. I've never heard this. EVER. Surely by now one of his lovers would come out of the woodwork.

Kate and Gemma said...

I wish they were numbered.

crila16 said...

1. Gaga
2. Natalie Cole/Jada Pinkett
3. Joanna Woodward/Paul Newman
4. Gerard Loser Butler
5. Sean Penn/Robin Wright
6. Emma Stone/Andrew Garfield
7. Don’t Know
8. Don’t know
9. Don’t know
10. Brad Cooper/Suki Waterhouse
11. Don’t know
12. Zac Efron
13. Don’t know
14. Don’t know

Vera L- said...

What cable newscaster/celebuspawn's real father is... *drumroll*... his mother's third husband?

Rowan Farrow (so his dad really is Woody)

What legendary former A-list actress and Oscar winner/nominee DVRs her late legendary husband's movies on TCM and plays them nonstop? She screeches at anyone who tries to turn the TV off.

Bacall.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Okay.

1. JLO
2. Singer dunno - Blake for wife?
5. Russell Brand
11. Sophia Loren
12. Roseanne
14. Mike Myers & ???


Tina Mallette said...

Yes please number all those blinds or spread em out. There is two other reasons for shaving your head

1. you have alopecia or some other condition other than cancer that has caused hair loss or

2. you are undergoing cancer treatment

Be ironic if that was Laura Linney.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I've never heard it before either. He definitely seemed to like the ladies.

Miss Kitty said...

I forgot what the blinds were by the time I read the answers.

Wait...what site is this?

JoElla said...

And just like that folks.. my head exploded.

Sis said...

On the tv show Nashville, Hayden Pantierre looked like she was wearing a wig, it seemed out of sorts.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sis: LOL! Maybe she was slow dancing with her Ukie giant and got crabs, cause she is just that height.

BeckyMae said...

Too....much....blinds....can't.....breathe.....

__-__=__ said...

I asked a friend, my Old Ho in the Know. Says no gay rumors or facts for Paul Newman. He would know, seriously.

keetz4 said...

2. Liza Minelli.....daughter of Judy Garland........her bday was earlier this month. Don't know who the dart board photo is.

headrot said...

#4 made me sad. i understand her mentality but she could be nicer or more up front with telling people about the tv.

i thought Gaga for the slurs too.

feraltart said...

I think the shaved head is Debra Messing because a drug test is coming up (if she is coke mum).

astrogirl said...

There is one more reason to,shave your head. Hair analysis can be done to correctly provide a timeline of drug use/abuse

N. Twinkie said...

Too many at one time.

it took forever said...

@ANDER that rumour was around for years now, as a matter of fact they said he was sleeping with Tommy boy in the early days of tom reaching hollywood

Stepforded said...

Suki Waterhouse's father is Norman Waterhouse, a leading British plastic surgeon, so that is easy in itself - but if you ever had doubts, look to his dating history - Bradley prefers women around his own age and has been quite vocal about that previously.

The split-up line being cast is that Suki caught him making phone calls to Renee Zelweger, but she's well and truly loved up with Doyle Bramhill. Still, the rumour is probably being spread with her consent as she needs a bit of PR to get back into the media for something other than her drastic plastic surgery.

The shaved head could be as a result of losing hair in clumps through medical treatment ... opting to remove it all in one swift lot rather than go through the ordeal of it falling out gradually. That's what one of my loved ones did, before getting a wig which matched her own hair style beautifully.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@Step welcome back!!

MadLyb said...

1. Brit Brit
2. Liza Minelli and Rita Wilson
3. Jessica Walter
4. Lauren Bacall (Liza is an EGOT)
5. La Douche
6. Billy Bob Thornton
7. Emma Stone/Andrew Garfield
8. Ronan Farrow: "Satchel Allen"
9. Joey Luft
10. Leo DiCaprio/I can't keep up
11. Sophia Loren
12.
13. Taylor Lautner
14. Gyllenhaal and Grey Goose

Count Jerkula said...

Shaving her head won't help her. Allegedly, they can take any hair. Eyebrow, eye lash, arm pits, nose, ears, arms, pussy, anus, I think even the lil hairs in your throat or lungs, if they can get em. Hair on yer head would just give a longer timeline.

surfer said...

For the legendary former A-list actress who DVRs her late legendary husband's movies, how about Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart?

Retired sex symbol who denies plastic surgery - Raquel Welch?

Former A-List mostly TV actress who wears a wig - Joan Collins?

A-list not-so-closeted mostly movie actor - Kevin Spacey?

Stepforded said...

Thanks Kristin! :-) I've been busy, busy ... have so much reading to catch up on :-)

Lady Heisenberg said...

You picked a good day to return @stepforded! Nice to have you back!

headrot said...

@count thats the point. the other hair is shed so recently it only has a timeline of a couple weeks, max

Count Jerkula said...

@Headrot: But then she could have gone pixie instead of cancer patient. Plus, if her use was weeks out, couldn't she use some of them shampoos they sell to cleanse the hair? Or is that stuff just a masking agent that will get you past a cheap test?

I'm not up on the stuff, because I only ever had 1 job that required a piss test, and that was in 1994. Fuck I'm old.

Lux said...

This post is For British Eyes Onlyyyy

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Count: Passing any GOOD test will be hard to do if you've used. Hair shows not only what drugs wre used, but can also establish a timeline (ie it can show someone used this month but stopped the next, even). This type of info is especially useful to people like POs and attorneys in cases like child custody. You only need a hair sample of at least a pencil width. Most tests worth their salt these days test for drugs as well as masking agents anyways. When someone like a PO sees a masking agent, they can usually write it up as if they popped a dirty

sugarbread maker said...

Co $

sugarbread maker said...

Could Paul haggis be Mr x??.
Very vocal about his hatred for co $.

sugarbread maker said...

Remember that anonymous post a year or so ago about an American born famous actor who wanted to come out and his agent said he doesn't represent fags? Or something like that. Most people thought garfield, but said "no he's British". Actually he was born in America.

sugarbread maker said...

They are not a list

sugarbread maker said...

Mia never married woody. They never even lived together.

sugarbread maker said...

Katherine heighl- for former a list television actress wearing wigs. There was a photo of her in random mentioning her bad wig.

Aoife said...

What cable newscaster/celebuspawn's real father is... *drumroll*... his mother's third husband?

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Ronan Farrow. Looks like a blond version of his mother's third husband. Said husbands oldest daughter named after his first wife says he's part of the family.

Alita said...

Famed straight Kristin - this needs to be spaced out! Whole afternoon of material here - I'd need two phone screens to manage it ;)

Alita said...

But Enty *has* written about co$

Doesn't mean you're not right, just that Enty can be, on occasion, inconsistent.

Alita said...

Homophobic slurs - gaga (worth an option on Madonna, but really think gaga)

Spawn of legend summer hates someone's wife, B singer - Lisa Marieee!

Unmentioned friend of 2 - she had so many friends, but I choose the Rambaldi character ... Our even Remini.

Late legend DVRage + screeching - like others' Paul Newman guesses

A lister wanting ex wife, with current gf pissed - Brolin (other commenters pointed me that way; don't think it's R Brand because he's too up-front about everything)

A list beard relationship in promo for duo-movie -

Newscaster bio-dad - Mah Boo (don't believe it though)

A list EGOT sibling is gay - don't care

Hair plug bearding transaction - Bradley C and SOOKEH

Sex symbol surgery denial with husband - ?? Did she have hymen rejuvenation?

Former A wig related screaming that could only mean one thing ... drug test? Broken weave? Radiation? Ha! I thought of three!

B list closeted - Lautner if we're being generous with THE LIST

Gay actor saying ex is bad in bed - wide field.

headrot said...

shampoo is only a masking agent, will barely pass a cheap test. there is drug residue embedded in the actual chemical makeup of the hair follicle. she probably went cancer patient because its not a perfect cut off, theres some chance that lower amounts show up in more recent hair as it clears out of her system.

but yea, she really only has to worry about the hair on her head, due to the lower shed rate and slower rate of growth in comparison to other body hair.

plus what Lady H said, which is what i was trying to get at, but neglected to explicitly say.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I was going to link that picture @sugarbread! Thinking divorce en route too...

sugarbread maker said...

@lady h - thanks for having my back!! I have been to bust this week to get here until late at night and I still have not mastered how to link photos or gifs.
I am still working my way back to wed blinds.

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TLP said...

Is Mr Skinny Jeans Keanu?

di butler said...

Another ex Xenu member? Yay!

Ok, giving these a shot:

1) Gaga
2) LMP/Preston
3) Remini
4) Bacall
5) Shia
6) Brolin/Lane
7) B Coops/Suki (is this the hair plug one) otherwise, Clooney/Kiebler
8) Ronan Satchel Allen Farrow
9) Joey Luft (who cares?)
10) Penn/Theron
11) Crawford
12) Roseanne
13) Lautner
14) Toothy Tile Gyllenhaal (I never could spell that right)