Thursday, March 13, 2014

Off Topic

I'm pretty sure I had a dream about Nicole Kidman last night that is kind of freaking me out.

35 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Nicole Kidman, topless eating Chinese food, amirite?

rajahcat said...

it was a nightmare

wanton said...

Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke!

sandybrook said...

You drank everclear and moonshine again last night amirite?

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Dude, that wasn't a dream.

You'll get the "Thank You" not from Keith shortly.

fancyscreenname said...

((Crickets))

Sugar said...

Never misses a beat!

Jennifer H. said...

Are you LITERALLY freaking out, or is it just a virtual situation? Was it LITERALLY Nicole Kidman or did you eat too much fried food before bed? Maybe you just burped and woke yourself up? LITERALLY.

TalksTooMuch said...

I had a dream about NOT Nicole Kidman! I feel much better

Sugar said...

I literally never remember my dreams. And I really dislike hearing about other people's dreams too. It bores me and I don't care.

#sorrynotsorry

TalksTooMuch said...

I've even heard there are dream forums, Sugar. For reals

auntliddy said...

I have to say it: i dreamed i was in a mall and gave my baby to stranger to hold , took off my baby's shoes, while i sobbed for 20 minutes. Then i took baby and all the kids shoes home, and brought them back 2 hours later. All the mothers were waiting for me with pitchforks, and they poked me. I woke with shoes off, sobbing.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I dreamed a few weeks ago Clooney died which was weird because I really have nothing against the dude.

What's that noise about?

I'd rather have dreamed of Krysten Ritter wearing a sexy uniform.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, pitchfork bearers - back off my AuntLiddy! I will throw my coffee on the floor and scream at you in incomprehensibly intoxicated English for an hour!

TalksTooMuch said...

Is someone bringing ASIAN food?

Harry Knuckles said...

Tom and Nicole going at it and Nicole's lovely bum.

Theresa said...

I had a naughty dream about Keith, so thank you for keeping dreamworld Nicole busy. It was worth it.

Eros said...

Details, Enty?

I had a very vivid sexual dream of brad pitt and me a long time ago that I still remember. Ange and him were on a break and he's a wildcat in the sack . Who knew? I had an obam dream twice but it was vey appropriate and weird. No sex involved. Im sure Michelle is happy her husband behaved.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I have been having some incredibly vivid daydreams. Is there a forum for them?

FrenchGirl said...

Lainey is obsessed by Bennifer
Enty is obsessed by Kidman
Is one of Enty Ted C?

auntliddy said...

Lol seven!

Eros said...

@ JAS You're probably further freaking him out with that comment. Lol

Renoblondee said...

I think so. Lol

GatorGirl said...

I had a sex dream about mick Jagger of all people. ..hubbie was grossed out when I tried to finish up

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Eros - Kidman and Clooney did make that Peacemaker movie together.

Now I'm getting freaked out.

Eros said...

Lol!! Very cute story, Gator girl.

Sunny said...

@sugar
I go to a safe place in my head when someone says they had the craziest dream last night
Brace yourself: a long story is coming

Eros said...

Lol Jason. ...Not a fan of that movie I take it?

sugarbread maker said...

Was it kidman ' s first face though? That's different. Too Much msg- And Carbs Before Is A HALUCANAGEN. (Back away from wonton and kung-pao)

NaughtyNurse said...

Sounds like the time I had a sex dream about Roy Scheider. Yep. Roy Scheider from Jaws. Random and disturbing.

Count Jerkula said...

Fugazi Enty, did yer strap on turn into an ice-sickle upon penetration? Or was yer tongue stuck to her roast beef, like the Christmas Story kid on the flag pole?

Sugar said...

Sunny I just see this in my head.

Sherry said...

Sugar, I used to own a singing telegram company and those Jolly Chimps were our mascot. I actually gasped when I saw it was in the original box. Man all the monkeys I went through for 7 years. When they stopped making them it was time to hang up the belly dancing and Mae West costume and move on. Good times!

Sugar said...

Awesome Sherry! That sounds like fun! I've never gotten a singing telegram. Can you still send those to people in this day and age?

Persiaa said...

Aw, Enty. What's the matter - did her face move?