Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Off Topic

I almost got beat up by a bodyguard this past weekend. I was drunk and wanted to see if the person was a celebrity because they were engaging in some blind item behavior.

22 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

OT Off topic; does this feel like an unexpected Christmas today?? All these huge reveals! So awesome (even if the Keanu reveal completely contradicts other BI aboot him)

WareCat said...

#keanureeves
#stalker

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Warecat, how are those raviolis coming along?

Violet said...

@ttm better than Xmas. No family rows or drunken relatives. Unless you count #stalkerkeanu,#virginbeyonce and #drunksean as members of your family.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Warecat needs a can opener for Christmas.

TalksTooMuch said...

Nice, Charlie!

NomNom83 said...

Oh yeah, at least one Enty is definitely a pap.

discoflux said...

Y'all! Don't say "can opener" too many times. Horrible things could happen.

TalksTooMuch said...

Right, Violet?? Oh hey also, I saw a Violet offspring had a birthday the other day, happy belated to the little!

WareCat said...

My bday is July 23!
I'm registered @ Target.
Thnx guys!
They r nummy in my tummy.

Sugar said...

Can you hold off on eating those raviolis that long, WareCat???

WareCat said...

Oh no!
That horror is worse then saying Bloody Mary.
Ima zip it.

Sugar said...

CAN OPENER!
CAN OPENER!
CAN OPENER!

M. Brown said...

Here's another OT since we all wonder what Renee Z is up to these days. My local paper says she and Daniel Craig are filming a film called The Whole Truth in Massachusetts right now. I really thought she fell off the face of the earth.

Eros said...

In shituations like that, Enty, it really pays to have a pair of tits handy. Flash those babies amd that security guard will forget what he was mad about.. ijs titties bring about world peace yo .

Sugar said...

I don't know if y'all remember my bitch session I had a few weeks ago about my coworker but she got laid off the other day and now I feel bad for ragging on her..... Office getting smaller and smaller. Tis worrisome!

WareCat said...

Tsk tsk tsk.
She's a stirring!

WareCat said...

Ur still there, Sugar!
#positivethoughts
#karmasabetch
#udouboo

Alita said...

Okay that's just cool information, @TTM! I read back through the posts - your comment has me excited!

auntliddy said...

Yes, hang in there and see Eross post above, lol

Sherry said...

@WareCat - I know two others who have your birthday..My best friend all through high school and my first serious boyfriend. You're cool very confident peeps. You're also close to Mick Jagger's birthday.

Have fun with the raviolis.

WareCat said...

No ways, Sherry!
That's so rad!
I kno nobody in real life that shares my day of birth.
Only celebs, r Harry Potter & Woody Harrelson.