Thursday, March 20, 2014

Off Topic

One of my thighs weighs more than Jeff Gordon.

23 comments:

sandybrook said...
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FSP said...

I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic.

sandybrook said...

Cisco Adler 's cock weighs more than Jeff Gordon just sayin' :(

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Enty is Rob Ford.

Sugar said...

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Count Jerkula said...

He is a dainty lil man, with the beard picked from the Playboy catalog.

Sugar said...

Seriously - WARECAT! Did you ever get those danged Raviolis opened up and in your belly?
#worriedaboutyourhunger
#buyingyouanewcanopenerforyourbirthday
#yummyyummyinmytummy

Derek Harvey said...

lolll@Sugar!!! Fat Bart Simpson!

fancyscreenname said...

@Enty
Eh...

Sugar said...

You get it!!! Yay Derek!
I know it's like totally uncool these days to like the Simpson's but I love them still.

Any second date to report with the new dude????????????

lazyday603 said...

The "I'm fat" shtick is like Rodney Dangerfield's "I don't get no respect". It just never gets old.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

And Jeff Gordon's wife wore leather in 90' heat....

Derek Harvey said...

@Sugar---time will tell. Its coming along for now...

TalksTooMuch said...

I love Rodney Dangerfield. Back To School was an underrated gem

Uhhhh... said...

Pictures or it never happened

Eros said...

Who is that? Did you mean flash gordon, enty?

JoElla said...

@TTM, a few weeks ago, we introduced the boy critters to Back to School!

They loved it!

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay for next generation, passing on the Dangerfield love!

Vera L- said...

Jeff Gordon is pocket size and not aging well.

WareCat said...

I'm ok, Sugar!
That was a close one.
I was starting to waste away to nothing.
Whew.

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

Most race drivers are not large people. Takes away from the speed of the car. Watch Jeff's Pepsi Max Test Drive 2 on youtube, funnier than s**t.

Jennmcn said...

One of my thighs is larger than Guiliana Rancic and Tory Spelling's torsos put together.

LogDog said...

I'm becoming more and more a fan of chicken thighs. Easy to cook, yummy to eat, cheap to buy.