Thursday, March 27, 2014

Off Topic

I wonder how long a Paris Hilton sex list would be.

40 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Eww.

Lady Heisenberg said...

LIKE THIS I'd imagine....

Seven of Eleven said...

I second Reno. And ...

Peggy Too said...

Something tells me the Library of Congress wouldn't be big enough.

Sugar said...

Longer or shorter than Tara Reid's?

wanton said...

Being an heir is tough, y'all!

GatorGirl said...

Remember back when her sex tape came out and she said she had only been with a few people at that time. ..I counted her virginity taker the Spelling boy, a Carter boy forgot which one and Rick Solomon which is in tape. Also paris niachos or whatever and that other Greek heir. .. And apparently lil Wayne? Who are we missing. ..

StewMcG said...

All I know is that the CDC would like to see it, so they know who to quarantine and vaccinate.

MontanaMarriott said...

I'd love it! We can finally find out what celebrities to avoid sleeping with. #noparisnoherp

GatorGirl said...

Oh her first love that tall model River viiprei and Doug reinhardt Oh and benji Madden ... was Brandon Davis just a friend?

AsileM said...

Pre or post Herpes?

T. W. said...

It includes all the people with herpes. She will be doing the public a service by telling us. T. W.

Sean Bello said...

it'd be more of an encyclopedia than a list

Marie Lexingdale said...

Ed Furlong, Travis Barker I think

Marie Lexingdale said...

The Girls Gone wild guy

Dingle Barry said...

It would be easier to eliminate those she hasn't slept with. Easier being relative here, as that is still quite an undertaking. Cannot rule out: women, hermaphrodites,old people, circus freaks, the dead, close to dead, pretty much anything that walks or rolls.

aliciabutterfly26 said...

She's definately gross but I'm not down for slut shaming. Every male celebrutard is probably just as high. Hate on her because she's a pampered idiot with brain damage instead.

aemish said...

At least as long as the Yellow Pages

GatorGirl said...

Yeah they probably did it

Sean said...

My thought exactly!

Sugar said...

Let's hate her because she's a Stupid Spoiled Whore!

D Brown said...

In terms of the "not have sex" list please let me begin:

1. Abe Vigoda

Please feel free to add.

Harry Knuckles said...

Dog Killer's list might not be all that long compared to, say, someone like KPig or KSlow. Apparently those 2 KTurds have a sexual history that rivals Mata Hari for sheer volume. And now that everyone on the face of the Earth knows that Paris is all herped up and is a filthy fucking piece of shit of a human being that should be shot in the head and thrown in a ditch, she has a little trouble getting dates and boyfriends. She has to actually pay guys to just stand beside her at functions. This pleases me to no end.

#Gitit said...

The myth of Wilt Chamberlin has nothing on the reality of Paris Hilton. That's how long her list is.

Peggy Too said...

2. CarrotTop

Tina Mallette said...

You'd need a Super Computer to compile it.

MadLyb said...

I'm guessing as long as a roll of toilet paper or her antibiotic prescription list.

Blue said...

I would just be glad I'm not on it.

Principessa Marina said...

She's so unattractive, even with her hair dyed blonde (she's a natural brunette) and always wearing blue contact lenses (her eyes are brown).

D Brown said...

3. Kevin Spacey

urban chaos said...

A Paris Hilton sex list would break the Internet, or at least infect it

WareCat said...

Tom Sizemore.

fancyscreenname said...

What's With these LISTS lately?

My motto is find 'em..bone 'em..forget 'em.

CharRicho said...

Some of us don't have time to read that many names...

Sherry said...

Warecat somehow I feel like she prolly hit Tom Sizemore too.

Who thinks this would be a list NO one would either a)want to read or b) definitely want to be on or c) have published if it were written?

sugarbread maker said...

paris was a well known hooker since she was 17-18 because she got paid good to go bareback. she and kimmycakes used to tagteam. paris is well connected in hw not because of the Hilton name because everyone in hw has a famous last name. but because she would go bareback.. I would say 1000 or so.. seriously.. not to forget all the summers she spent as a yacht girl on paul allen's yacht. girl no one can count that high.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

It'd be like Santa's "Naughty" list. Except, it'd be the Santa from "Futurama" where Santabot judges everyone to be naughty, and you have to fortify your home like a bank vault to keep Santabot from coming in and killing you on Xmas eve.

Leekalicious said...

@sugarbread Paris is a woman for the ages.

Joy Jou 212 said...

Exactly Renoblondee.. EWWW!! She is a THOT = That Ho Over There... Don't care!

mcmama said...

Paris may have the herp, but not all her former partners do.