Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Random Photos Part Two

I love grainy pap photos taken from a distance. Usually though they involve nudity or cheating, and not Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher shopping.

Nick Cannon in white face. Discuss.
Nina Dobrev looks a little worn out at the airport.
The family Paquin/Moyer also with Stephen's oldest.
Peta Murgatroyd with her mom.
Paris Hilton on her way out of LA.
Padma Lakshmi tries the impossible. Mittens and texting.
Ricky Gervais laughs off Kermit's accusations that Ricky slept with Miss Piggy.
Reese Witherspoon on another day of errands.

48 comments:

ecua said...

My god, Reese W looks like such an asshole!

PJ said...

Yeah, but her outfit is super cute! I love a good pop of red :)

sandybrook said...

Reese wins blind #8.
Nick Cannon is an ass. If whites get crucified for blackface he should be for this.

Leekalicious said...

Well, white comedians though blackface makeup was hilarious (not) for decades, so whatever. I think it's funny!

TalksTooMuch said...

Parka with capri-cut jeans and spike-heeled booties????? AHHHHHH

it cannot be unseen

Seven of Eleven said...

Please tell I'm not the only one who looked at Kutcher's shirt and wondered about Goopy. EEEEEF.

Nick Cannon's "whiteface" schtick was so stupid. Then he had to tweet about it. Because not a publicity stunt AT ALL.

Hi, boxed wine bestie! I thought we agreed, no red shoes until April? :/

Peta Murgatroyd. Heavens, I love that name so much.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nick could have made a good point with the theme of his new album, but he tanked because he is not funny, let alone original. Chapelle did this shit years ago, but he did it well so no one gave him shit. Chris just comes across as desperate and stupid.

Leekalicious said...

Do dogs actually like planes? a la Paris Hilton) I've never taken a dog on one - doesn't it hurt their little ears?

CridChild said...

I am white. I find black face very offensive. I don't really care if someone does white face. But then again, I always think of racial issues as kind of dull. *ducks*

I'd rather care about more important things - like Hollywood scandals.

Bacon Ranch said...

Eddie Murphy did it back in the 80's on SNL. Remember him on the bus?
What was the context of Nick doing it? Was it to promote the album??

discoflux said...

Having an opinion on Nick Cannon would require me to end my streak of not giving a fuck about anything Nick Cannon does.

Seven - I looked at his shirt and started thinking about FFF.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Fake Kermit. Not real deal.

Is Nick Cannon supposed to be Kenneth from 30 Rock?

Nina probably just had sex in a hideaway airport closet.

Lubyanka said...

Tsk tsk. That's clearly Constantine and not Kermit.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Bacon Ranch. Yup- he has a New album named White People Dance Music. Or something like that. He could have done something cool (like Propagandhi's Anti-Manifesto did) with the concept that white suburbanites have historically been the main consumers of the works by black artists.

fancyscreenname said...

Good grief, let mila and Ashton be. They seem content. Can't wait to see the bay bay.

Riunite Reese loves a good pap walk. She's becoming more interesting by the "sip".

Karen said...

I think that Donald Faison did white face on an episode of Scrubs, too.

Olivia Black said...

Looooove the name Riunite Reece. She looks so damn smug in that pic. Smug or drunk. Scratch that - smug AND drunk.

Bacon Ranch said...

Ahhh thanks Lady H.
Yeah, I think someone (or a few someones) may end up unemployed because of this.

Emmy B said...

Doesn't Stephen Moyer also have an son who's older than the twins?

Tina Mallette said...

You can get gloves with special fingertip pads for texting not sure about mittens though, unless you have the mitten/glove combo, I have a few, you have the glove without the ends and a little end piece goes over it to make it a mitten. So you choose.

Count Jerkula said...

Paquin

Kunis

Paris

Tina Mallette said...

Not only consumers but how many white artists copied black artists - Elvis, Rolling Stones, Beatles etc etc.

canadachick said...

first i would have to google wtf nick cannon is without white face and that would require me giving a fawk

i am feeling stabby at bare feet in shoes when we're getting 50 cm of snow and 110 km wind gusts tomorrow....send wine if you don't hear from me

GatorGirl said...

Nah took mine all the time. .. They were much more pissed about being in the little carrier and not on my lap for 2 hours. ..I always had to reach down and pet through the zipper the whole Flight

Renoblondee said...

Love Reese's outfit as per.

Jessie said...

Padma does not dress herself well.

Reese is so preppy chic, I love it.

LowKey said...

I think he did a pretty good job with the white face.

Peter said...

Fuck no. Think babies cries are annoying, dogs ears pop/get sick from altitude also..

LowKey said...

Still no excuse for capris and mittens. That's the real WTF here.

califblondy said...

Nick, Kevin, Boris, Robin and the other Hollywood Husbands were lounging by the pool when Kevin thinks of a great way for Nick to embarrass Mariah (instead of the other way around). Voila! Nick's a white nerd and Mariah upped the champagne intake for today.

Glitter said...

I'm starting to think Reece is a pap caller.

bored soccer mom said...

Right with ya, sandy! It's wrong all over!

N. Twinkie said...

Peta Murgatroyd looks more and more like a streetwalker everyday....an orange streetwalker.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

The only issue I see with Nick Cannon is the blatant rip of Dave Chappelle.

Peta whatever looks like a stretched out Oompa Loompa. Great last name though.

California's pet population can breathe a sigh of relief now that Parasite is gone.

Also, wtf those are NOT mittens. FFS those are gloves and they probably have the texture things that allow for touchscreen interaction.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

The only issue I see with Nick Cannon is the blatant rip of Dave Chappelle.

Peta whatever looks like a stretched out Oompa Loompa. Great last name though.

California's pet population can breathe a sigh of relief now that Parasite is gone.

Also, wtf those are NOT mittens. FFS those are gloves and they probably have the texture things that allow for touchscreen interaction.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

Harry Knuckles said...

Peta Murgatoyd leaving us.

Paris with the next dog she is going to kill.

Reese is having a good day. First, the pap(s) are in place, as arranged, and now home to a little drinky poo.

crila16 said...

Black face was done when people were ignorant, decades ago. People are far more educated now and things have changed. People know better now and are fully aware. Now-a-days...making black face or white face is just plain ignorant. When Michelle Williams dressed as an Indian a year ago, it was all over the place and she was called a racist. Everyone said that wasn't ok, but Nick Cannon's behavior is? So no...reverse discrimination is not ok. Nick is an idiot and it's offensive.

fancyscreenname said...

Its catchy, right Olivia? I'm fond of this new Reese.

Leekalicious said...

@Peter That's what I was afraid of.

Frufra said...

@TTM - When I visited my sis in the San Francisco area, I saw lots and lots of capris with booties. I don't know how to 'splain it, I'm just tellin' ya what I saw. I found it to be quite peculiar - if my feet need the warmth of boots or booties, why would I wear short pants??

Lady Heisenberg said...

Of course, that goes without saying. Thanks Tina!

Cee Kay said...

I do have to say, with all the money Ashton Kutcher makes from TAHM plus all his other endeavours, it's pretty awesome to see him getting his own groceries.

Unknown said...

Nick Cannon in whiteface has blown up in HIS face

http://msnvideo.msn.com/?channelindex=5&from=en-us_msnhp#/video/a3cb3f1e-e420-4657-ae6d-b55d3731ec28

Sprink said...

I know I'm supposed to, but I generally have no issues with blackface or whiteface.

These days it's almost always donned for humour so I consider whether it's funny on a case- by-case basis I suppose.

And whether people like it or not, it can still be funny (or serious and dramatic). So there's still a place, creatively at least, for blackface and whiteface in this world.

Emily Yeah said...

Ha ha ha ha
Not wrong

sugarbread maker said...

Sssshhhh. That's a secret. SHE DID NOT CALL THEM. Wink.

sugarbread maker said...

I would think Asston's- skills would be more like E. Not EEEE. Just saying.

MovingOn said...

+1