Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Blind Item #1

This television talk show host likes to show the world that he has the perfect marriage and life but he rarely sleeps at home at night any longer and has quietly been hooking up with a woman who used to be an employee on the show and now seems to do nothing but wait for our talk show host to visit.

41 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Marriage is tough, y'all, even for icky Docs named Phil

Regina George said...

Boo, you whore!

Vera L- said...

Dr phil looks too much like the Ed McMahon character from Garry Shandling. I just can't with him.

sandybrook said...

Let this be Sean Hannity!

GatorGirl said...

Finally you're back it was weird someone else using your lines, yall!

sandybrook said...

There's women in the world that wanna do Dr. Phil?????? :((((((

Shopgirl007 said...

Could it be one of the Jimmys?

JD said...

Steve Harvey? Is he married still? I know he dispenses enough advice about marriage and has had some fidelity issues in the past.

Karen Smith said...

There's a 30% chance that this is Matt Lauer

Janis Ian said...

Sounds like Coach Carr.

Bulldog Fart said...

Poot!

Ray Nicolet said...

KIMMEL

Regina George said...

Jason, why are you such a skeeze?

DommyMommy said...

My guess, too, Shopgirl007. I'm thinking Fallon.

Damian said...

Oh you'll get socialized alright. A little slice like you.

Clark Ryan said...

Who's the baby daddy now Muary?

Simon said...

I know!!! Matt Lauer and Ann Curry! LOL

Burn Book said...

Damian: too gay to function

Henriette said...

I like Matt Lauer for this, but it would be great if it was Steve Harvey. Harvey gives the most annoying advice.

Janis Ian said...

Hey! That's only ok when I say it!

TalksTooMuch said...

It was totally weird, GatorGirl! Nu nu nu nuuuu (Twilight Zone theme song)

Burn Book said...

Coach Carr: made out with grotsky little byotch Trang Pak AND Sun Jin Dinh!

auntliddy said...

Conan?

sugarbread maker said...

Fallon hates that his baby is by donor eggs and constantly ridicules his wife and says " She's not really your baby"

Gretchen Weiners said...

And you know Regina cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!

Gretchen Weiners said...

Please don't tell Regina I told you that! She'll kill me!

crila16 said...

Dr. Oz?

crila16 said...

...or Mario

Karen Smith said...

Oh my god, she's so annoying

Topper Madison said...

Letterman. He has a history of sleeping with co-workers, and he's been bragging about how great his marriage is now. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/marriage-after-affair-can_n_2426990.html

SueRH said...

Kimmel just got married like yesterday. Not him.

muuuu said...

It's Fallon. The former employee in question is a former writer who became showrunner for his show, and then left a few months after his child was born with no explanation. She doesn't seem to be doing much of anything as of lately.

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M. Brown said...

I thought Letterman right away. Is that shit about Fallon true? Why does the guy care about donor eggs if it's his kid?

Jeri said...

Topper & M Brown - I hope you're wrong but I thought of David too.

Noooo... Dave, go back to MT. Harry needs you!

Welldun said...

Gotta be Bill O'Reilly!...

Ahahahahahahaha!

Count Jerkula said...

Letterman

Dingle Barry said...

Aunt Liddy, I like the way you think! It's just fun to imagine Conan as a horn dog instead of America's Irish lovable goof.

di butler said...

DAVE

Henriette said...

There are a lot of rumors about Fallon being a major prick to his wife, so he is a good guess. Letterman never hid his cheating and announced it on his show, so it makes me think it's not him.

Vera said...

I miss the kartrashian trolls. They were better. Mean Girls trolls- kind of boring. Bring back the Trashians!