Sunday, April 06, 2014

Blind Item #1

That didn't take long. This B+ list mostly movie actor who has A list endowment spent two nights hooking up with this supermodel. When she went by his hotel to surprise him on day three he was with another woman in his hotel room who was unlucky enough to open the door. Yelling and hair pulling ensued before our actor could separate them.

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  1. Fassbender and Campbell

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    1. FWIW, Fassy and Campbell in the DM.

      TTM I'll totally pretend you didn't call Naomi Campbell old, ya know, for your own safety.

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    2. I said older! Not old! But I did think she was older than 43 (which is TOTALLY not old), I think because she's been around forever. Funny thing: when looking that up, it showed that Tyra Banks is 40, and I absolutely thought she was early 30s. Upshot: am crappy with ages

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    3. I dunno girl, don't look surprised if Canada starts raining Blackberries.

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    4. Awww, Wigs, thank sweet baby jeebus SOMEBODY remembers Blackberries.

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    5. Naomi was just trying to help the Canadian economy @TTM. Too bad her Blackberry assault fad never caught on.

      Sigh - I used to love my little Canadian :(((

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    6. Right, Alita?? My kingdom for a keyboard!

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  2. Hamm?

    Who are these guys and why am I completely unaware?

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  3. I got Fassbender but isn't Naomi Campbell a little older? Totes believe the hair pulling, though. Off to google ages

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    1. Okay, Senor Huge is 37 and Throwy is 43, so it's possible, I guess. But doesn't she only sleep with dudes for money,according to Enty? I mean, he said she turned down MAXWELL for the love of god, and I would take him over Fassy any.day

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    2. I'm also shock she's only 43, @TTM - I thought she was over 50, because she's been around forever.

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    3. That's zactly what I meant, Alita, it seems like she walked the runway a million years ago and got into all the other stuff at least half as much as that. Hard to believe she's barely older than me

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  4. Ho's oughta know better than to open the door...rule number one: never open the door!!

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  5. It would be hilarious if the DM banned the Ents and they had to come up with stuff on their own,

    Sticking with Hamm

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  6. I don't think Jon Hamm could be classified as mostly movies

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  7. It's definitely Fassbender and Campbell. I have an irrational dislike of Naomi - no, it's not even irrational (except for the fact I've never met her). Such an odd coupling.

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    1. Maybe not a 'conscious coupling' though Violet ;)

      Agreed it's Naomi and Fassbender.

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  8. Look twice TTM, he has a movie coming out.

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  9. Sounds like someone double-booked, or was hoping for a group hug? But a cat-fight after 2 days? What the hell would they do if it was a relationship of several years??

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  10. Yes and he's been in a lot of movies, but I doubt anyone would refer to him as mostly movies

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  11. Someone read The Sun today on Fassbende's peen and Angry Naomi

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  12. The other woman is lucky if she walked away with nothing more than cuts and bruises. I firmly believe Naomi has or will kill someone when she doesn't get her way.

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  13. This is Fassbender and Naomi Campbell. No surprise about the hair pulling.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2598037/Naomi-Campbell-proves-shes-Shape-emerges-dating-12-Years-A-Slave-hunk-Michael-Fassbender.html

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  14. If this Naomi she does like to bone actors along with really rich guys. Kevin Costner, Terrance Howard, Robert De Niro, Sean Penn,and Colin Farrell are a few of her conquests.

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  15. I don't think Fassbender is as fixated on age as some of his contemporaries. One would imagine she is a wild creature in bed if she doesn't insult you too much as to make the member limp before hand.

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  16. This is all over the internet as Naomi C and Fassbender....why is this a blind here?

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  17. it was all over the internet that were dating I did not see that the part about the catfight was all over the internet unless it is now

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  18. How many A list endowed actors are in the news for hooking up with a notorious pugilist who moonlights as a supermodel?

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  19. Rookie mistake dude. Switch rooms before you switch bitches.
    Come on Fassy, we know better than that, man!!!

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  20. Fassbender as B+? Mostly movie? I'd put him at A for sure.

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  21. John Hamm and...?

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  22. John Hamm isn't mostly movies. Just because a blind refers to a big peen doesn't automatically mean it's him.

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  23. Naomi is the hair puller not the hair pullee

    Anyone that hooks up with fassy has to know it's a wham bam thank you m'amm situation.

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  24. I think it is Fassbender. He, like Colin Farrell, has an appreciation for women from all ages and shapes (size 0 to size 6).

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  25. Bahahaha!!! @Murielle

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  26. That will be the day I fight with another woman over a man. Im sure most woman agree. Smack him around a few times, and leave.

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  27. Fassbender is a slut.

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  28. Naomi being a prostitute is no barrier to being with Fassy. Didn't he hire the same working girl as Gerard Butler for a while?

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  29. Das Assbender is a whore... and I still would!

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  30. @murielle LOLOL!!!!!! Classic!

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  31. Why is it that when a man cheats on a woman (and I'm not sure that's what this was in this case, but just for hypotheticals) - the woman goes after the other woman and not after the cheating man?

    I mean, it's always possible that the other woman doesn't KNOW about the girlfriend. And in any event, she's not the problem, the man's failure to be faithful is the problem.

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  32. Naomi's head looks photoshopped onto her body. She looks fabulous in pap shots so I know she's still gorgeous, but that is not a flattering cover.

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  33. @Marina Excellent question, Marina, and I have often wondered the same thing. I guess if we blame the woman, we don't have to face immediately that the man has betrayed us.

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  34. I read over at CB ages ago that Fassbender was 'well known' in UK as being abusive to his partners (Violet and IJU - ???).

    If that nastiness is true, maybe Naomi and he have both met their match (or doom?).

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    1. Nah, he's not violent. He's loud and has a fiery temper, but not violent.
      From what I know himself and his ex had a blazing row and cops were called. He was arrested and the ex let him be taken away. When it came time for statements and charges she told them he never did anything, they just rowed, but the arrest was still done.
      So now he has a DV arrest but no charges.

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    2. Thanks @IJU,

      I can't *believe* I heard something completely exaggerated at CB ;)

      sigh

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  35. @Marina, @Leek, you'd have a proud woman moment with what my teenage daughter told me today. We were discussing the Royals visiting New Zealand, strayed off topic and Diana, Camilla and Charles were brought up. (She thinks young Charles was handsome, but she is into fashion and he wears nice suits). Then she simply stated that if a wife finds out about a mistress then it makes good sense for that wife to deal directly with her husband about that issue, as he is the one that broke the vows, not the mistress. Whom she thinks should be totally ignored of blame, so that two women don't fight over one male scoundrel.

    Still hope for the human race after all!

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  36. So what if Naomi is older Fassbender??? What's that got anything to do with it? She still has a coochy mama and he still has a stick. I'm pretty sure they both work no matter what the age...unless you're like 90 or something.

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  37. Kristin W - ftw!

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