Friday, April 25, 2014

Blind Item #2

A room service waiter got the surprise of his life the other night when this B- list singer/newbie actress answered the door and told our waiter to set up everything in the living room. There in the living room was a half naked woman lounging on the couch and when the waiter wouldn't stop staring, the singer asked the waiter if he would like to join them. He said no. He did get a big tip though.

25 comments:

Steampunk Jazz said...

Selena, letting her freak flag flap?

Pip Squeak said...

Nicki Minaj?

Stephie said...

I also thought Nicki

Tricia Shaw said...

Rita whora

T. E. Cuz said...

nicki fits, however i would rank her a little higher than B-

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Rita Ora

sugarbread maker said...

rita 50 shades

Tricia Shaw said...

Nikki minaj a rapper
Selena always identified asformer tweener
Rita

JMY said...

Turning down a threesome with Rita Ora?

..why?

Renoblondee said...

Ora is a newbie actress.

GatorGirl said...

Cause she cheated on Sockboy with over 20 guys so STDs maybe?

texas rose said...

Waiter probably just was so shocked I can imagine how it went down- he was probably stammering like a 12 yo and couldn't get out of the room fast enough. Not everybody is a cool slut and ready to get naked on command- esp when working. He probably regrets leaving now - esp with the crap his buddies will give him. He will be masturbating to the what ifs for the rest of his life.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Yes, but I'm curious which half was naked? I'm gonna guess the lower half. While breasts are more innocuous than the V, it seems than women prefer the mental "security" of having their upper half covered. A shirt can drape across the nether regions, allowing a flash of the goodies only if desired. Anyone see flaws in my logic?

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

Rita Ora.

hothotheat said...

He would have been fired if he was caught and didn't want to risk it. Job market still not great.

Vera L- said...

Carly Rae Jepsen

Cee Kay said...

I think you're over-thinking it, Chrlie. Half naked = probably in her underwear.

Dingle Barry said...

Rita Ora is not attractive in my opinion. Her "talent" is questionable too. There will be a time when she wishes she didn't dump Sock Robbie.

Sprink said...

Charlie was definitely over-thinking it, Cee Kay. But my guess is he enjoyed it.

Sprink said...

"Dear Penthouse Forum..."

BS.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Guilty as charged, Sprink.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I'm gonna have to argue that one, Cee. I would call that partially dressed/undressed. Half naked implies visible goodies; not goodies obscured by a gossamer veil of silk...

Oh my, I think I'm coming down with the vapors!

ReacherB said...

K McPhee

di butler said...

Rita Whora loves the ladies