Sunday, April 06, 2014

Blind Item #2

This A list everything bought and paid for an escort for his son. The escort was a porn star the son has always liked. The A lister checked her talent test before he would let her spend the night with his son.

31 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Didn't we have this blind recently? I'll go with Arnold again.

Bacon Ranch said...

Will Smith

sandybrook said...

Cmon Enty read your damn archives!

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm gonna assume ALL of them and instead guess the porn star: Jessie Jane, the human gecko

Leekalicious said...

Now *that's* how to set your child up for a lifetime of happiness. You can buy anything (even companionship) and that you can't get a girlfriend on your own.

Violet said...

I feel that Mr Violet and V jr no 1 have missed out on some vital bonding because I'm pretty damned sure that they haven't discussed their favourite porn stars yet.

it took forever said...

p diddy, son just had sweet sixteen

Count Jerkula said...

Good dad points. Bonus for making sure the whore's papers were in order.

Leekalicious said...

@it took forever
On the other hand, maybe some people *can* only buy companionship.

OneEyeCharlie said...

OT: this pirate is soaking up the sun in southern Florida. Suck it, northern betches. Shout out to Courtney. Boogied thru TN in the middle of the night. Sandybrook, where you at bro?

sandybrook said...

near Cape Canaveral Charlie

ooh no said...

Would Kris Kardashian fall in the category of A everything ?

Seven of Eleven said...

There are now tests for entertaining celeb offspring? If they make the honor roll, does the A lister keep them and give the son someone else?

Procreation is fraught with peril.

Tina Mallette said...

and thus the cycle of paying for sex continues

Tina Mallette said...

and thus the cycle of paying for sex continues

Kari S said...

+1

Sean said...

Tom Hanks

Sean said...

Damn, the best thing I ever got from my dad for my bday was a rifle. He never rented a porn star for me.

jai96 said...

Diddy, his son had a birthday a few days ago.

leemonada76 said...

Clint eastwood

Sunshine said...

Tom Cruise and Conner.

auntliddy said...

Creepy to the max.

BeckyMae said...

Talent Test sounds like a CO$ thing, so I'll go with Cruise...

Alita said...

Oh @Violet - good parenting doesn't just happen. We need to work at it.

Chelsea Alexander... said...

Yeah P Diddy definitely first on my mind. His kid got an infamous P Diddy party & a porn star...bet he didn't even ask it was more like surprise me dad.

Count Jerkula said...

@ becky: Talent Testing Services is one of the 2 testing facilities approved by the adult industry to be included in their database.

Alita said...

@Sunshine
I think it's far easier to imagine Connor having sex than to imagine Tom Cruise negotiating rates ... and checking a med record - surely that would give Tom the heebie-jeebies.

sugarbread maker said...

Tyronian.lannister. lannisters. Always pay the debts. I thought this was season 2 reveal already.

Jeri said...

Brad

Nolesgirl said...

Ja-creature (Jack Reacher/Tomasina Cruise) and Conner

di butler said...

Yup, P. Diddy's kid. Interestingly, the Ktrash Jrs, Smiff kids, and Selener were all in attendance. Heard it was WILD.