Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Blind Item #3

This former A list mostly movie actor who everyone loves for one specific film role but rarely ever appears in movies any longer has been coming and going to his home only on weekends to see his kids. His A list mostly movie actress wife always seems to travel those weekends.

46 comments:

Vera L- said...

Warren Beatty, Ishtar

Karen said...

Matthew Broderick/ SJP

Regina George said...

Can I just say that we don't have a clique problem at this school? And some of us shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation?

Burn Book said...

Matthew Broderick: has-been who killed people in a Ireland car accident.

Sarah Jessica Parker: has a horse face

OneEyeCharlie said...

I like Karen's guess.

LottaColada said...

Will and Jada

Burn Book said...

Regina George: cheats on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman every Thursday in the projection room above the theater.

discoflux said...

Oh, Lotta. You're so cute. As if Will and Jada spend time with their kids off the red carpet.

Burn Book said...

Will & Jada Smith: Merkin & Beard

FSP said...

Great guess Karen.

ItsCourtneyD said...

Ok what's the deal with the Mean Girls trolling???

sugarbread maker said...

I like disco fluxes guess.

Janis Ian said...

There are two types of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.

Regina George said...

Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?

Flora Goforth said...

@ItsCourtneyD

They are trying to make "fetch" happen.

LottaColada said...

But they make movies together! It's all a sham? :/

Burn Book said...

Mrs George: thinks she's a "cool mom."

Damian said...

That's Gretchen Wieners, her dad invented toaster streudel.

Gretchen Weiners said...

That's so fetch!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hi, Courtney. How was Bristol? You a TN woman?

Today will involve a lot of scrolling past posts.

Sillygurl said...

Trolls,

Can you tell Bruce Jenner troll I miss him terribly?

Thanks :*(

Regina George said...

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

Gretchen Weiners said...

Bruce Jenner is a fat virgin.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

@burn book, while I agree Broderick's career isn't exactly stellar, I don't think he killed them on purpose... The family even forgave him for their loss of a mother and daughter.

Burn Book said...

@Oopsy Daisy:

Matthew Broderick: killed them on purpose. ;)

Tricia Shaw said...

sJP not A list

hairydawg said...

@ burn book. Warecat said the exact same thing about Mathew Broderick. Exact.

#you'renotfunny

#getajob

crila16 said...

@ Vera...LOL!!!

I'm going with Matthew (Ferris Bueller)and SJP.

ItsCourtneyD said...

Hello sweet @oneeyecharlie the Bristol race was frigidly cold, as I sat there for about 12 hours plus I had to go alone and 12 beers in, I was gone. Yes I live in TN! Glorious place ha. Yeah I'll be doing a lot of scrolling I guess. How nice....

ItsCourtneyD said...

Grool

Burn Book said...

Hairydawg: thinks anyone who posts on a gossip site must be jobless; therefore, must be jobless himself. Economy sucks, bro, but you'll find something one day. #keepfaith

HRHKMiddz said...

Would anyone consider SJP to be a mostly movie actress though? I would imagine she's mostly known for Square Pegs and Sex and the City, not the ghastly rom-coms she does movie-wise.

Gretchen Weiners said...

Janis Ian-DYKE.

CriticalPeach said...

Thought this too

Katie said...

I feel like she should be more tv though? She does movies now..?

Janis Ian said...

That's original Gretchen Schlongs

Damian said...

Janis, that's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

Olivia Black said...

Seriously, I miss Bruce and Co. BEST TROLLS EVA. This crap today? Yawn.

Jeri said...

Karen ftw.

Sean said...

Broderick and SJP

Count Jerkula said...

In SJP's defense, the Kentucky Derby is coming up and I hear she really wants to place better than Beff Stern.

TLP said...

Was Beff an escort when she met howie?

Count Jerkula said...

@TLP: I don't know. I figure her European "modeling" career was cover for hooking.

Sandra Bernhart said that Beth was known to be a party girl who was after a rich guy.

Since the timeline of the beginning of her relationship with the Praying Mantis in a Wig keeps changing, I hypothesize that she may have been the stripper Page 6 said Howard bought a car for.

Something is up with her, since Howard won't bone her w/o a rubber. At this point it can't be fear she won't get an abortion.

BeckyMae said...

Oh how I've been waiting for some funny trolls on CDAN!!!

Still waiting.....

MadLyb said...

@BeckyMae - Hee!

di butler said...

Broderick and Parker.