Saturday, April 19, 2014

Blind Item #3

This is a first for this permanent A list entertainer(performer). He has never been in a blind item. He is cheating on his wife with a woman a third of his age.

44 comments:

sandybrook said...

Tony Bennett.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Wayne Newton? In news for selling home today...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

David Foster

Bacon Ranch said...

That's who I think it is as well, sandy! Good call.

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Bacon Ranch said...

...oh Wayne Newton is a good guess too, Lady.
Just when you think they outgrow being dogs...:(

sandybrook said...

Thx but Wayne might be a good guess too except he may have been a blind before Bacon. In any case its probably one or the other.

OneEyeCharlie said...

It's the weekend. I refuse to do math today. I will start a new batch of pancetta though. Maybe I'll play some Tony Bennett as I putter in the kitchen.

sandybrook said...

I see you're in agreement anyhoo.

Violet said...

@ Charlie don't you just buy pancetta from the deli?

Sherry said...

Ooh Charlie, sounds zexy. What are you wearing doll?

Could there be LESS clues?

I'm saying sexy Tom and his Jones just because I wanted to mention his jones.(Just woke up and not real woke up yet)

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QueenAnne Guido said...

Charlie excellent call on the toonage. Seattle will celebrate with some tony b as well

sandybrook said...

I wonder if Enty likes pancetta?

sandybrook said...

Uh Sherry WAKE UP!!!!!

sandybrook said...

Now you're awake!

Sherry said...

And then Sandyboo my husband took my computer so I had to find one that would allow me to delete all those extra posts.

Need more iced tea...

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hi Violet! No, I make my own. I picked up a 2.5 kilo slab of pork belly yesterday that I need to slather with spices and start curing. Also going to get some bresaola going.

Violet said...

And I thought I was something of a domestic goddess by making my own hot cross buns from scratch. I bow down to your superiority Charlie.

Sherry said...

Yeah but what are you wearing while you're doing it, Charlie?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

FINE. When Yolanda Foster hangs David's balls up in her lemon garden and starts dating all those young hot Canadian Tenors, don't be surprised when I break out my pop-lock-told-you-so dance.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hey Sherry. A washed out, mint green button down. Light khaki slacks. Light brown slip on tasseled loafers.

texas rose said...

The list of possible suspects is too long to list for this vague of a blind.

a said...

Let's start looking at the comedian section of entertainment for a minute. Many of them are quite old. I wonder if this could be a well-known comedian near 60. There are a few.

a said...

And they may not necessarily have made it into the blinds here. I'm thinking Blue Collar Comedy, or some of the southern comedians.

a said...

Let's start looking at the comedian section of entertainment for a minute. Many of them are quite old. I wonder if this could be a well-known comedian near 60. There are a few.

TalksTooMuch said...

I LOVE breseola! 50 bucks worth of CharliePancetta, please!

Dingle Barry said...

They never cheat with an older woman, like Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren. They are both still smoking hot.

Becca Parker said...

Can't be Wayne as he was emasculated by a surgeon decades ago to keep that boyishly high pitched voice!

Sherry said...

So not just an apron and an eye patch huh? Sigh..

(You know I only don this to make you uncomfortable, right? LOL)

OneEyeCharlie said...

Ha! I would do it Sherry, but I don't feel like footing the bill for therapy if one of my kids walks around the corner and finds me in the kitchen nekkid save for a blue and white pinstripe apron.

Principessa Marina said...

A woman. A third of his age. OK, she's at least 18 and he's at least 54. If she's 25 he's 75. If she's 30 he's 90. So, somebody in his 50's to 80's.

Of course math is not enty's strong suit.

Alita said...

Don't forget the added therapy based on being naked, AND fiddling with your bacon.

nancer said...

wayne newton is broke. why would anyone be with him without his money? and is foster a performer?? i thought he just wrote and produced.

Fleuhr Flower said...

Sting and Trudie are in the Daily Mail today.

G said...

@Fleuhr .. I didn't check the DM but Sting was the one that I had thought of from the start. I was actually surprised that no one mentioned him until you.

Terese said...

Right? Not even close to being juicy.

Northbynorthwest said...

Hmm, Christopher Plummer? There's been some rumblings about him elsewhere recently.

Aoife said...

Sting in that tacky suit? Maybe he's trying to be young? What is it TTM always says? Mid life crises are hard y'all.

TalksTooMuch said...

^5 Aoife. True that

Vera L- said...

tOM joNES

di butler said...

Tom.