That's hilarious! Sounds like Demi Moore
Brad Pitt or Clooney
Brad Pitt Juliette Lewis
I love this so much!!!!! Hilarious!
That's what she said.
Eva mendes and….MM
Talking in cartoon voices (as a sexual device) is a thing now?
Damn I need to get out more…
Leo and Blake
Amber Heard maybe?
This is my favorite(non kindness) blind ever! And the younger me would've liked to have met the actress ha ha. The today me too- who am I kidding.
I want massage therapists to use nitrous. Wouldn't that be great? There's a niche…
Just did a little Googling. Apparently nitrous oxide results in "insane erections", and it can be bought through E Bay and Amazon cough.
Nice to know Harry!
Ok hes gay then. That narrows the selection down a bit. Rather do that than viagra.
I can't imagine Brad being scared away by this. He's with Angie FFS.
Indeed Reno. A little weed, a glass or two or three of your favorite wine, and a couple of snorts of laughing gas and boom it's party time!
That said, I don't have a guess. It must be someone pretty strait-laced (or in the closet?) to run from a hot chick with crazy sex on the brain.
Someone give that broad my email address.
Leo claims to be really against drug use
Ok I got this I thinkCruise and mendes( I do think it's her)Gotta be him tho and someone…he's always trying to set up new fake GF..maybe she was an interview
@Fancy: Cartoon voices are from helium. Nitrous gives a very deep voice, like when Howard Stern used to do Bob & Ray.
@Harry: Whipped cream chargers are available at most gourmet kitchen stores, sex shops and head shops. Last time I bought em in a porn store, they were 24/$24.99. I prefer ISI to the EZ-WHIP.
Gourmet whipped cream bottles are usually $40-60. You have to clean them out from time to time, because the rapid temperature change will damage the rubber seal, and the inside of the bottle will get a light coating of the rubber particles.
I once had a party where I bought a full case of nitrous chargers from a head shop. 600 chargers for $300 bucks. I sold about 500 of them at the party, 12/$10. Lawn was littered with the things the next morning. During the party every once in a while someone would F up and throw a full charger in the bon fire. Thank Gawd no one got hit w/ the shrapnel.
That night I also rolled up a doobie out of shake and bong scrapings that weighed about 3/4 of an ounce. Fun night
Cruise only has girlfriends for public consumption. Sounds like somebody with a wild side and a well-known fondness for illegal substances.
Potential A+s: Pitt, Depp (?), McConaughey, Clooney, Damon
I'll go with Pitt or McConaughey
OK, narrowing down the A+ list: Cruise, Depp, Leo don't have Oscars. Pitt and Damon have them but not for acting. "Mostly movie" means some TV so no Pitt. Damon maybe, Clooney or McConaughey probably.
I think this is McConaughey. I wonder if the B actress is Ashley Judd. She's weird.
Matt Damon/Minnie Driver
@Count Jerkula – Did you go to college in that 90's? Made so much money selling that shit. Paid for all of my spring breaks!!! Crack it open bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like bored Soccer Mom's answer and an invitation to Counts next party. That sounds like a blast (no pun intended!)
I think we have a winner. McConaughey and Ashley Judd. I read Ashley's the only ex gf of his he didn't stay friends with and this ties in with enty's recent BI about the guy who was so relieved to be rid of his crazy wife and wife was obviously Judd.
I'd date her for at least two tanks worth of time.
And I concur, Count – ISI is superior to EZ-Whip. Found a really excellent brand called Good Whip that were really good, too.
*sigh* Now I only get it when I go to the dentist…
Oh Gawd ((smacks forehead)) yeah. HELIUM and nitrous are different. The word tank made me think helium. We actually have a friend whose ex was into some sort of TANK high. Probably was nitrous but I always assumed helium for some odd reason.
U feel dumb …
I feel dumb…
@AisleM: Yes. There were guys in my circle of friends who would occasionally get a NOX car tank filled w/o the additive and bring it to parties. $10 all you can breathe.
A couple buddies were in line to get balloons at a concert when there was a "COPS!" false alarm yelled out. The watched where the guys stashed the tank, and scummed it when the guys split. They drove around partying and giving out balloons for 2 days until the tank was empty.
@Sherry: The cool parties were 10+ years ago. You can throw a heck of a party when 4 dudes are renting a farm house on 50acres. The 3 oz of mushrooms party was my favorite. Like 20-25 people running around the woods tripping face. One dude bugged out and sat on the roof of the garage (flat roof) in a lawn chair for about 3 hours.
@Disco: I had a dentist cut me off. "If it is taking a while to take affect, then take deep breaths." I didn't let my first breath out for almost a minute, and she never gave me gas again When I did that w/ the last dentist I went to, he just smiled.
P.S. Don't huff duster, childrens. this broad is lying
Count, your parties sound awesome. All I ever did at mine or anybody else's party was get stupid drunk on 3 beers and a couple of joints and then either pass out or puke and then pass out. I'm pretty pathetic.
@Harry: Everyone brought their own beer, so I tried to mix it up w/ fried turkey or out of the norm drugs. None of the other guys would pitch in to help cover the nut, so we never had a Beetlejuice and Strippers party. His home town is like 20 minutes away, so I had a reduced price negotiated.
Have no idea about this tank talk. (Going to Google it tho) but I can't picture Mc Caunaghay backing away from any "fun".
if mc cahanheeey is more afraid of the date than the drug that's some seriously cra cra betch
Nitrous wis great, especially when peaking.
Query to Count or anyone: does it really lead to humongous erections?
Um, Pitt has done quite a bit of TV. I think maybe you got it with Clooney though. He doesn't seem like he'd be into that at all – he's a booze man judging by recent blinds, so maybe this is another following on from his engagement?
@alita: I never noticed that. If it did, i'm sure i'd keep some w/ my rubbers and babywipes. If anything the nitrous would keep a guy from cumming, due to the numbing affect.
Chicks and gay dudes shouldn't do nitrous to make anal entry more tolerable. If you take some damage back there, you wanna be able to feel it and stop before it gets bad. No one wants to wind up in the ER to get stitches in their butt.
Damned straight, @Count. Still next time you go there, I'd take it as a kindness of you'd report back with a confirmation!
Ammyl nitrate is the butt-tear masking (legal) sniffable of choice that I know of – headacheville.
ben affleck /femke jensen .
@Alita: OK. Next time I pass the porn shop, I'll get some chargers and report back on any changes in my hard on. If the experiment requires female involvement, can I expect to be reimbursed?
I have heard Amyl heightens an orgasm, but I don't like the stuff.
As far as anal relaxation, I believe oxygen deprivation of any sort with accomplish that. I saw a porn scene where the chick was having a hard time accepting the cock in her tush, so the dude calmly choked her and slowly pressed into her. About the 3rd or 4th time, he was all the way in. I don't recommend choking and breath play.
I actually can buy the Matty Mc and Ashley "Mama I'm Crazy" Judd guess