Friday, April 11, 2014

Blind Item #7

This A list mostly movie actor who sometimes has been an A+ lister with his franchise was walking a little funny at his premiere the other night. Apparently he gets enemas twice a week and he went to a place he had never been before because he was in a new city and something bad happened. That's how he put it. "Something bad happened."

41 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Depp

auntliddy said...

Ewwwwwww and gross. Dont let anyone monkey around in your innards dudes!!!!!!!

FSP said...

R
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texas rose said...

The cruiser?

headrot said...

dont monkey around with your own innards. unless dr administered and ordered enemas can be really detrimental and dangerous.

LottaColada said...

Duh

texas rose said...

Not sure CO$'s position on enemas though.

Violet said...

Would the lovely Andrew be requiring an enema? Hasn't he being promoting Spider-man? Mind you, there's a sweet video of him and Emma dancing on Radio 1 this week and he looks like his mojo is all intact. So who knows.
I don't even want to imagine what the something bad was

Jeneral said...

Chris Evans

Kno Won Uno said...

Has to be a fairly violent "enema" to cause visible gait disturbance.

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FSP said...

@Lotta - Where your avi?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Chris Evans or Chris Pine. One of them was reported to have bowel issues and chronic stankness. Don't remember which Chris it was and don't feel like researching that topic on this lovely Friday morning...Happy Friday!!!

Candyland said...

@Bacon, I'm seconding your Depp guess. A+ during Pirates day, but he's slipping. Plus, I could see him doing something like this with Amber egging him on. "Go Johnny Go!"

LottaColada said...

@FSP- Idk! It disappeared. I didn't take it down

FSP said...

Those weren't enemas @ texas rose.

caroline david said...

Depp is the one A /A+ list with a première this week

texas rose said...

So deep only likes to clean his insides?? How about a shower or two on the outside:)

Terrier Pines said...

"He put his left hand on my shoulder, no, he put his right hand on my shoulder, wait, he had both his hands on my shoulders!"

I think this fits Chris Pine very well. Terry

Terrier Pines said...

"He put his left hand on my shoulder, no, he put his right hand on my shoulder, wait, he had both his hands on my shoulders!"

I think this fits Chris Pine very well. Terry

Count Jerkula said...

I bet a dollar that it was a jizz enema, and he just wasn't accustomed to the size of the nozzle that was used.

sandybrook said...

Lotta gave her avi an enema!

Sherry said...

Lady H..I had a friend who had an "issue" like this. His first wife just couldn't handle it and left.

Seems like a good idea to plug the book "Gulp" by Mary Roach for some reason.

LottaColada said...

@Sandy- haha

Sarah said...

I am the great Cornholio!

Murielle said...

Go on what happened? Did they find a gerbil up there?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Poor guy. I had a neighbor with those issues. They had to steam clean everything and repaint the walls because the complex said his apt smelled like stale ass.

Zayrina said...

Never use a fire-hose to administer an enema.

EvieShackles said...

If it is Depp... he should really consider cleaning his outsides as well as he cleans the insides.

TalksTooMuch said...

Even as a cover story, two enemas a week sounds excessive, no matter how many toxins you are "taking in"

Basil said...

Yeah, this is a cover story for some extra funsize anal. Maybe with another guy, or pegged by an inexperienced woman.

sugarbread maker said...

Depp cause amber likes to pegg.

Mark said...

Enema = LaDouche

mooshki said...

"I had. A bad. Experience."

10 points to anyone who gets the reference.

kpist said...

I like the Andrew Garfield guess, they were just in Thailand

Tina Mallette said...

Time to talk to Cheryl Burke and stock up on the Depends, Mr. A list actor.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@mooshki Mos Def, fo sure.

Alita said...

I didn't need to read about "stank ass" smell issues on this weekend morning. People, people, can we just start this post over? I think it's supposed to be about rainbows and glitter. That's how I'm going to remember it anyway.

LowKey said...

You guys are killing me, LOL!

Also, ewwww.

di butler said...

Garfield. But, lots of stinky A listers get the colinics. Leo DiCatchAho is a regular from way back. Clean asshole/stinky body. Hawwwwt.

di butler said...

Depp, really? Argh, I didn't need know that.