Friday, April 25, 2014

Blind Item #7

There is a video making its way around Hollywood that features this married A+ list entertainer(singer) who is way more comfortable playing her favorite instrument than acting. The reading our A lister did for a chance at a part in a movie is considered to be one of the worst auditions ever seen. She is truly awful.

59 comments:

Simon said...

Want there a blind about Beyoncé mad that Jennifer Hudson got a part she thought she should have...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Celine dion

Zach said...

Alicia Keys?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Celine Dione and her air guitar for the instrument. Blammo, Heisenberg!

sandybrook said...
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Lady Heisenberg said...
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sandybrook said...

married note to self--Alicia Keys

TalksTooMuch said...

Does instrument mean "instrument" or actual instrument?

T. E. Cuz said...

o0oh good guess @sandy

T. E. Cuz said...

and @zach :)

MontanaMarriott said...

I thought Keys too but she was not bad in that shoot em up movie where she played a hit woman, what the f was it called? It had Piven in it.

Lady Heisenberg said...

JEWEL!!!!

MontanaMarriott said...

Smokin Aces oh and I forgot she was in Secret LIfe of Bees, actually looking at her IMDB page she has done alot of acting.

Lady Heisenberg said...
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Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Lucky #7 (Slevin?)

Pip said...

Beyoncé was born to sing, not act. She is a terrible actress.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Does the skin flute count as an instrument?

MontanaMarriott said...

OMG LMAO @Lady Heisenberg

WareCat said...

Jewel & Alicia r great guesses.
Yrs ago I saw an Alicia Keys music video, where she played a waitress.
She fukn failed in her own video!

trainrides said...

Kelly Clarkson

David Howes said...

There is so much bad acting in Hollywood that I am surprised that anything ever gets filmed or stays in production.

Sillygurl said...

Did you ever read about how Mike Meyers made her do like 100 takes if she had to, just to get it right, cause she was awful. Apparently there was a lotttttt of takes. And I think she over acts which should have at least helped because Goldmember was purposely cheesy. Never getting an Oscar on acting talent. She wants that egot.

sandybrook said...

somewhat off topic but it is a video:
The complete Mimi Faust sex video is available at free websites if you know where to look and use your real player downloader to keep it for yerself.

sugarbread maker said...

Smoking aces or domino.

Cocoa said...

Whaddafug is "her favorite instrument"?

sugarbread maker said...

I'm lost are we talking masterbation. Video or playing the piano video please explain.

TalksTooMuch said...

Cocoa!!

Sherry said...

Alicia Keys...Don't think BeyBey plays an instrument. She can't even read music remember?

trixa25 said...

Alicia Keys
the clue: her damn piano

Cocoa said...

My favorite Talker!! I mentally joined your prayer circle yesterday - crossing my fingers for you!

sugarbread maker said...

Soooooo is she doing something freaky on the piano with a girl and this is outing her.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

...I was way off...

Seven of Eleven said...

I totally buy Beyonce for this one. Her acting, hell even her posing for Twitter/Instagram, is terrible. Great performer from what I've heard, terrible actor from what I've seen.

I laughed at her IMDB, though. Papa Manager is working it. She's listed as an "uncredited performer" on an episode of Girls - the one where Hannah does her flinging arm dance in a 19 second clip. It's almost as funny as Mrs Howard Stern's IMDB.

America's Got Talent (TV Series)
Herself - Audience Member
- Los Angeles Auditions (2012) ... Herself - Audience Member (uncredited)
- Episode dated 14 May 2012 (2012) ... Herself - Audience Member (uncredited)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Well, Celine IS allegedly trying to get into acting

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Cocoa!! 14 days delays is all I need...How you been?

aemish said...

What @trixa said..

Zach said...

Thanks T.E.! I'm a pretty new poster, longtime lurker, and I love this site and all of you! So much fun. Alicia is a musical genius, but the few clips I've seen of her acting, I was not impressed.

Cocoa said...

14 days, god of set-delays, 14 days. Is that too much to ask?!?!

Been great, thx. :-)) :-)) :-)). And you? Besides being a little jacked about Hiddles in TO?

Groggy said...

What I want to know is will the video be revealed?

Dingle Barry said...

Just for shits and giggles - P!NK

supapimp said...

Taylor swift

llpm said...

Celine Dion has previously acted. Back in the day she was on a TV series in Canada.

discoflux said...

Have y'all not seen Jewel's version of the June Carter story?? Oh. My. God. SOOOOOOO awful!

Dazlondon said...

Taylor swift auditioning for Les Miserables

Dazlondon said...

Taylor swift auditioning for Les Miserables

Eros said...

+1

Eros said...

+1

Simon said...

Ahhhh, if Taylor swift auditioned for les mis, that's gotta be it! Supapimp and dazlondon solves!

Simon said...

Oh no, re-read. Says married. Not Taylor swift!

bflogurl said...

I thought Alicia Keys was pretty darn good in Secret Life of Bees.

Froggy England said...

I can see this being Celine, chick can sing, but she should not interview and would, I imagine, be one of the worst ever actresses out there. The accent, with the fake exaggerated expressions would be horrific,

Karleep said...

It isn't Alicia Keys. She is very expressive in general and seems to carry that emotive vibes that would make a decent actor. Taylor Swift....she is too stiff and uptight to be a good actor

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Simon: AFAIK, the story w/Beyonce and Jennifer is that Dreamgirls was (in her mind at least) supposed to be the movie that would make her a huge star as an actress/get her an Oscar...except that it didn't work out quite that way. Just like with the original musical, in the movie version it was the co-star who got the rave reviews, and, eventually, the Oscar to boot. (Jennifer Holliday won a Tony for originating the role, but I'm pretty sure Sheryl Lee Ralph, who had the lead in the musical, didn't win for Best Actress.) Assuming that the rumor is true, basically Bey thinks JHud stole her Oscar, and is majorly pissed off about it.

(Kind of like Girl, Interrupted, which was supposed to be Winona Ryder's big Oscar-bait movie...except that no one paid any attention to her, because they were all too busy raving about Angelina's performance, which eventually got her a Best Supporting Actress Oscar. Between this and Fishstick stealing the Shakespeare in Love script, poor Winona's not doing so well with Oscar-chasing...)

A. C. said...

Her "instrument" could also be her body/singing apparatus & not just an actual instrument. The way the blind sounds, could possibly refer to masterbation, an instrument or her singing apparatus/pipes, voice box, breathing, etc. Bey, Keys, gaga & Rhianna came to mind for me.

A. C. said...

Oops, not Gaga or Rhianna - not married.

di butler said...

Mrs Swiss Beaks

Fancy Pants said...

Alicia is a decent actor, so we need to just take her off the table.
Is Avril considered A list?
Is Mariah trying to act again?
Is Pink Married?
.... Gwen Stefani?

annanaannnaaaa said...

Smoking Aces

Slim Peachy said...

It's Keys. This story is a bit older and made the rounds on the regular movie-orientated sites. I'm trying to remember the exact film... but yeah she was up for a lead role, but completely bombed this audition. None of her movie roles so far have had any drama in them just basic extended cameo stuff. This audition she had to yell and cry and apparently her attempts are laughably awful.