Friday, April 04, 2014

Blind Item #7

This celebrity offspring was a very brief B- list reality star before reverting to strictly celebrity. At an event this week she got blitzed and wouldn't stop hitting on the married man who signs her paychecks. It'snot the most embarrassing thing her family has done by a long shot.

28 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Lady Heisenberg said...

Sorry Brooke hogan

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ Lady H, I can totally see Kelly hitting on a ' daddy'. I'm actually surprised she hasn't gone the bobblehead twin route before .

Shocky said...

Hayley Hasslehoff

Lady Heisenberg said...

Could be Kelly O but am going with Hogan because she has done less with her life

Lady Heisenberg said...

I know a guy who did lighting for House of Blues. Kelly was shitfaced there and just grabbed him out of nowhere. They were sucking face all over the venue. She would do something like this, especially if drunk, that's why I guessed her. But Kelly is higher profile and the Hogans are embarrassing. I know the Osbournes can be out there, but I would never be fucking embarrassed to be a spawn of Ozzy's metal god loins! Now the Hogans by appearance alone let alone their behavior- THAT is some shameful shit. I still have flashbacks of Hulkporn

Lady Heisenberg said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Steampunk Jazz said...

Lady H, Don't hurt me but Ozzy alone can't counteract Sharon and spawn. Hogan no longer registers with humans, their time in rthe sun ended with the 90's

GhettochipMalfunction said...

I'd say Kelly before Brooke because Kelly actually has a job. Who is signing Brooke's checks?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Lol jazz! Sharon can be embarrassing but I would much rather be an Osbournes than a Hogan. They look like Ooompa Loompas jumped off the Matterhorn and fucked those scary snow monsters

Derek Harvey said...

Brooke has lived in Nashville for a few years now and is recording a Country album. She has a nice voice. Not too mention a rough life. The Hogan family is parallel to the Lohans and Brooke seems like the only decent one.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Good point. I shouldn't have deleted my first guess (Kelly O) LOL
Doesn't Brooke do wrestling or some shit now?

what a mess said...

Francesca Eastwood.

Steampunk Jazz said...

BRIEFLY B, missed a crucial word..
OK Lady, ya got me. Brooke it is :-D

Steampunk Jazz said...

Too true Lady.
Old joke ( I'm gonna get you sucka) of when a woman takes off the bust enhancement, the false lashes etc. Who are you really bedding? Lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8

bflogurl said...

For some reason Bristol Palin came to mind.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Tori Spelling. I wish. Tired of the sanctimonious "poor Tori" sycophants. She and her husband deserve each other.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I'm with @bflogirl. That family is cray.

sugarbread maker said...

So if it's Brooke, doesn't daddy sign her checks? So is enty saying she is now kissing daddy in public instead of the bedroom? Hulk doesn't write blank checks for nothing in return, and he sure as hell doesn't date-fuck-marry. Brooke lookalikes by accident.

Jeri said...

@Steampunk -Agree with the Kelly guess. I don't think any of the others are really classified as celebrities yet.

Lady Heisenberg said...

You did NOT @jazz! I love that fucking movie! Lol reminds me of that OTHER old related joke: Why is it called a Wonderbra? Because you wonder where her tits went!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Lol@ Lady. I think plastic surgery is so prevalent Because it can't be removed.
Gotta wonder, do the ' enhanced' ever look at their ugly kids and wonder what happened? O:-)

Sherry said...

I'm liking the Palin guess.

di butler said...

Kelly O. Having a rough time right now after break up, I hear. Worry she will return to using.

Commodore Criterion said...

Ali Lohan.

M. Brown said...

So Kelly was hitting on Ted Harbet?

Stepforded said...

But I thought Joan Rivers signed Kelly's pay cheques? She is all of the Fashion Police panel members' boss ... and I thought she funded their wages through her production company?

di butler said...

I have no idea. Lady H made a good case for Brooke Hogan, and that may be the better guess.