Monday, April 14, 2014

Blind Item #9

This time she has really upset the wrong people. Apparently this former B list mostly movie actress who barely acts and is an awful person who doesn't deserve any more chances got paid $250K for a weekend of sex. She stayed one night and then said she had to leave for work. The man who paid wants his money back. Good luck on getting that. I can't believe anyone would pay her for sex.

48 comments:

FSP said...

Lilo

Faith said...

Totally Lohan.

sandybrook said...

Sounds like Lindsay and this is her big Tv day.

Seachica said...

LILO had better not screw up her rep as a paid escort -- she has no other way to make money left. And I hope the client wasn't too connected, or we will be hearing about her accidental death soon.

Renoblondee said...

Lilo.

VintagePrincess said...

good to know that she treats her paid sex gigs just like her paid entertainment gigs. what a flake.

sandybrook said...

I really cant imagine someone spending $250,000 to screw her disease infested body.

texas rose said...

She is really not a very good business women in either of her lines of work.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

LILO had better not screw up her rep as a paid escort -- she has no other way to make money left.

Oh, I'm sure Steve Hirsch has a Vivid contract all written up for her to sign.

I see Inside Lindsay's Canyons with James Deen, and a threesome scene with Deen and Farrah Abraham in her future.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Lilo
But I'll guess Tara Reid anyways. Here's what is confusing me though. Lilo was at Coachella, so she signed up for a heaux gig she knew she was going to bail on? Plus she didn't kick rocks early to go to work, but to go look like a coked out Bride of Casper in hipster hellholecentral. If this is Lohan, she will not live much longer.

Lady Heisenberg said...

^5 JAS
Janelle Evans and at least one Jenner girl will make a cameo soon as well

Sherry said...

It didn't say it was THIS weekend. Just a weekend. It could def be Lohag. Tara hasn't squandered any chances. She shows up and works if she gets it.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nice one, Sherry. Thanks. Lilo should use that money wisely by investing in security

Leekalicious said...

I guess the no-refund policy is one drawback of hiring an escort.

texas rose said...

I'm sure there is some investment guru somewhere that is tracking the Yachtrate$$ index (pick your name) which tracks stock market performance to the $rates dumbshits with more money than sense pay for these washed up/out hags. I'm sure the stock market is in for a big drop when the rate hits $250k. Sell now!!!!

discoflux said...

Oh here go hell come!

Lilo, you in danger girl!

QueenAnne Guido said...

How much for a night with just her cheap weave, which reeks of cigs, meth and desperation?

Marty McFly said...

Although the Blo-ster is a blind favorite, is there a shoe that's about to drop that's precipitating the Lohan revamp? I mean we know she's an alcoholic, a drunk and she gets paid for play. So why the blinds? I'm hoping Enty has an inside track and something big on the Blo-front is coming.

Muhuhahahaha

Malibu Borebee said...

A whore can make a lot of money at Coachella. It's rich, dumb hipsters for days. Tran, Christina and Lohan will do all right there.

Snootches said...

Lohan is not only going to crash and burn, she's taking Oprah with her. Whooodathunk Lindsey Lohan would be the one to ruin Oprah. Although Oprah sorta deserves it. She's the one who though she was powerful enough to change the unchangeable Lilo in a very public way. Huge ego. If Oprah fails, which she will, she'll tear her apart during a very special interview a la that author guy who lied to her. Shame on Lilo, shame on Oprahhhh

Count Jerkula said...

That is the kind of money a whore gets ruined over. She have a hard time earning when she looks like Two Face from Batman.

She may luck out and get lured to the guy's home country and held captive for a month while he gets his money's worth, plus interest.

VintagePrincess said...

If I were her, I'd be afraid of someone hurting my siblings...

crila16 said...

Seriously? This isn't even a Blind. It's should at the very least be titled "Easy Blind Item"

Seven of Eleven said...

I read somewhere that a lot of those "oil billionaire princes" don't really care about the reputation of the celeb they're hiring, they just want to have sex with celeb. Hence Lilo's continuing employment and hoarding funding.

Leekalicious said...

@Seven Those oil sheiks have literally so much money they have trouble finding ways to spend it. Lilo must have been in grifter heaven.

LooseSeal said...

Try reading this as Katherine Heigl for a chuckle :)

Shotinthedark said...

A couple of people on ROL were saying Linds is done with the Middle East (for now) and has taken up with the Russians (hence her new triangle tattoo. Apparently that how they mark their girls?). If true, they will not take this lying down,... pun intended ; )

Sherry said...

Oh crap Shot..Do not fuck with the Russians!

a said...

Russians are pussies compared to Ukrainians. My mom's family is from both countries, and hands down, you do not want to fuck with Ukrainians.

a said...

Maybe she'll get the Krokodil while she's over in the Mother Land.

a said...

The triangle tat is popular in many cultures, especially Latino (My Crazy Life, marked by three dots in a triangle), and Russian (Gang/mafia elite symbol). But both cultures use them for separate purposes, so if she is "marked" as theirs.... I'd zay zhe need to vork on her accent.

Dexamyl said...

I can't understand why she didn't at least stay sober on the reality show. It really was her last chance.

drewh1979 said...

damn lilo!

Lux said...

Tara's in Australia filming a horror movie called Charlie's Farm. About 15 minutes down the road from where I live. Scaring the crap out of children at the beach with her Frankenboobs, no doubt.

Lux said...

When her diseased axe wound eventually falls out, Lilo's only source of income will be some sort of nickels per click service like Sulia, a la Jenelle Evans. Apparently she makes about 90K a year from that.

L Willie said...

Kristen Stewart?

Erik said...

Aren't there any celebs with a few less STDs than Lohan for these rich dudes to fuck?

di butler said...

Blo got paid a 1/4 mil for sex???????


Who pays that kind of money to bang her????

headrot said...

@shot triangle tattoo? i have a triangle tattoo D:

Sassafrass said...

LOL take Oprah down with her? Do you have any idea how much money and power oprah has? Its Oprah for crying out loud! And don't think she tried to change Lohan, she gave Lohan a chance to change her image whilst boosting her network ratings. Lohan is the only one responsible for her failures, no one else.

Sassafrass said...

"Awful person" "doesn't deserve anymore chances" dead give aways.. We all know this one don't we.

di butler said...

A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS....

Alita said...

@a - that Krokodil stuff is insane. Faces of Meth is a pretty compelling reason to avoid meth, and Krokodil makes meth look like pot.

Well, at least, this is what I discovered from ... ahem ... National Geographic and then the internet. Seriously bad.

Alita said...

@a the holiday get-togethers in your family just might be rather volatile ;)

cowbulls said...

This whole thing is stupid from so many directions.
1. What kind of idiot would want to bang Lilo?
2. If that skank is 250k, then a prime piece of female talent like a Joanna Krupa must be worth millions. And if the Denise Richards rumors were true, she would have cost 10 million or more for a weekend.
3. Lilo is playing with fire and better hope she lives thru to party again.

Leekalicious said...

I see your point, di - it's expensive having parents.

Danielle Williams said...

Lilo. I'm onna say the trick was in London where she stayed one night before flying back out to go to Coachella. I hope he's not English Mafia cause it could get ugly. He might kidnap her and keep her locked up for a week and not feed her and... Nothing will happen, lol

Jeri said...

Just read (Celebitchy I think) LiLo took a 24 hr trip to London, no one knew why.