Thursday, April 10, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 20, 2013

#1&#2 - This former A list mostly movie actor, still a solid youthful looking B who used to be Mr. Consistent when it came to award nominations every year, including a t least one of the Academy Award variety said the worst relationship he ever had was with this foreign born mostly movie A list actress because she expected him to actually make an effort when it comes to sex. He enjoys groupie sex because he can make them do all the work and doesn't care about whether they are satisfied or not. Of course it will be revealed. A bonus hint is he used to date this former A list celebrity/singer who is still an A list celebrity.

Edward Norton/Salma Hayek/Courtney Love

43 comments:

rajahcat said...

that's right Salma-make him work

funny

lazy ass Ed

canadachick said...

Umm if you have to make an effort to have sex with Salma...perhaps you're gay

Runswithscissors said...

Damn Eli's!

Sarah said...

Honestly, any guy that smart that would date Courtney Love that long has to have some quirks

Sarah said...

Honestly, any guy that smart that would date Courtney Love that long has to have some quirks

Count Jerkula said...

Has someone made a Colbert replacing Letterman announcement yet?

Amartel said...

Courtney Love is A list?
See, this is why the list thing makes no sense at all.

Seven of Eleven said...

Colbert is replacing Letterman?

MISCH said...

So funny, so Salma wanted real sex…geez Ed I'm crushed.

Sillygurl said...

Much awesomeness
SO Happy

sandybrook said...

True CBS just announced Colbert replacing Letterman officially at noon this afternoon.

Sherry said...

You know Courtney made his ass work in the bedroom.

No need for a guy who refuses to do anything sexually. Boring!

Count Jerkula said...

no time for clicky

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2014/04/10/cbs-late-show-david-letterman-stephen-colbert/7547269/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+usatoday-LifeTopStories+%28USATODAY+-+Life+Top+Stories%29

MISCH said...

Really on Cobert…AWESOME

nora nader said...

Disappointing. Always like Ed Norton. Great actor, but wow. What a lazy little bitch he is.

discoflux said...

Oh my god! I might actually watch a late night show now! Yay, Colbert!

Susan said...

Oooo. Interesting on Colbert. I wonder how Jon Stewart feels about this.

VeronicaCostello said...

Ugh. There go my daydreams. Yet another Hollywood schmuck.

Jessi said...

Brilliant move CBS! Yay, Colbert!!

Renoblondee said...

What? Cool!

parissucksliterally said...

How the fuck is the drugged out loser Courtney Love A list?

Harry Knuckles said...

This is really hard to understand. If I was ever to find Selma Hayek standing in front of me naked, I would go completely berzerk. The things that I would do to her!

Can't stand Colbert. He won't last.

Leekalicious said...

Nothing like an overconfident boring, lazy piece of man-tail

Pip said...

Why would a guy admit this?

Tina Mallette said...

so true canadachick, most men would have killed for the opportunity, she is still hot

I doubt Ed admitted it, Salma probably blabbed it all over Hollywood and why not girls need to know who is not worth wasting your time on

Tina Mallette said...

I love Colbert, we've both been accused of being racist , cool.

Senor Salty said...

I'm here to make an effort Salma, come sit on my lap

M. Brown said...

Fallon can kiss his lead in the ratings goodbye. Still curious how Colbert will be outside CC.

auntliddy said...

Now how can anyone possibly know this??

Unknown said...

Years ago in NYC, I knew a woman who was out one night with a female friend. They ran into Courtney and Ed...she said they were drunk, sort of dirty bores and Courtney kept hitting on her friend. She also said that her friend had already slept with Courtney and Ed in a three-way; said it was terrible.

Murielle said...

@Leekalicious
ha ha exactly!

Eros said...

Yup!

Malibu Borebee said...

Ed Norton is very talented and an absolute dick. People used to think he was worth the trouble but most don't anymore.

nurysp said...

he must not eat pussy

Slim Peachy said...

I can just imagine... "You're saying I have to go down on... YOU? Get on the rod or get out, Wench!"

Sigh that woman was so light years out of your class, Ed. You should have been grateful she even let you see her naked.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Courtney Love is A list? Eww
And to Whom?????
Also, my crush on Norton is completely over now.

texas rose said...

I think the making him work reference isn't that he wasn't horned up by her - he just wanted her to get him off and not put in the work to get her off. His groupies probably don't give a shit so he just gets off without giving a shit if they get off.

texas rose said...

Check that- the groupies probably don't like that they might not get off unless they handle it but they are mostly just happy to be with a celeb.

michelelala said...

Death to Smoochie!!! Lazy Bastard

K. Madelyn said...

Maybe this explains why Courtney dumped him--despite everyone claiming Norton was SO "good" for her. As for her being A list; well, yeah, as a female rock singer. But as with Kanye, the bat-sh*t-crazy personality thing just isn't tolerated these days, & no matter how good your latest album might be, the attention-hungry antics turn off audiences.

Shinobi Jedi said...

Thank You.

SugaMama said...

Can't imagine Court "doing all the work"

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