Sunday, April 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 30, 2013

This former almost A list singer/rapper and now still a solid B is having some special surgery. He is getting an implant put in his peen. Yep. He says he has always wanted to be bigger and he has had some impotence issues in the past.

50 Cent

49 comments:

Vera L- said...

Ew

Cleodacat said...

Just because it only rises with guys does not make him impotent.

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, congrats?

He had ONE SONG that he sung through his teeth

sandybrook said...

covered in tats and a bad grill he needs more than a peen implant to get laid.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Too true Cleo, too true.,:-D

Lady Heisenberg said...

I laughed so hard it almost made me choke like a shitfaced Demi Moore... I was trying to make some crack about about being too small for Handler but you won this

Count Jerkula said...

Steroid induced floppy cock.

Cleodacat said...

I apologize for the extra snarky this morning, just waiting for idk...something. I kind of imagine Enty surrounded by notes, looking for the ones that pertain to this Clooney-thing.

Seven of Eleven said...

Oooh, I think Chelsea Handler's PR team is working overtime!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Me too, Cleo. Me too. This is some bullllllllshit. Come on Enty

msgirl said...

Cleo - I'm beginning to think there will be nothing about Clooney.

Violet said...

@Cleo no need for apologies, that was the funniest comment all day in a day full of dull blinds. But HDU - are you insinuating that GC might not be 'engaged' for all the right reasons?

caroline david said...

@Cleodacat
You stole my thoughts

Cleodacat said...

I'm saying I smell a fish and it's not on a taco.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Has there already been an OT chat about Clooney engagement conspiracy theories? Someone guessed that she is a super domme earlier and I like where that discussion was going. So: power domme, blackmail, knocked up....what say you folks?!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Cleo

Cleodacat said...

Lols

Tina Mallette said...

Messing with the peen, I think that's a one way trip to more issues. Have to ask that Bobbitt dude.

Lola said...

Power domme all the way.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Ah the frankenweenie. There's an old guy at my gym who has the one with the solid piece installed. Its supposed to give the appearance of semi erect. It just looks wierd. FTMs get the same surgery.

There's another version where you can pump yourself up and you attach something like an air pump to your dick to get big. Seems like a lot of effort for so little enjoyment. Pumper isn't used much any more.

QueenAnne Guido said...

TTM. Good morning. First post of the day is abouts dicks. Surely the other three hosemen are nearby.

TalksTooMuch said...

((((Guido!)))) They can't be far! Have you read / heard of "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett? That's who I think of whenever things get all four-horeseman up in here.

How is your morning?? How are the daffs??

Habibti said...

I want evidence. She me your peen! Haha!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Daffs are long gone. We're on to lilacs and peonies are teeing up.

Ill have check out good omen.

Glad I got in the garden yesterday... suppsed to be a downpour today.

TalksTooMuch said...

You totally should, fella.Favourite book ever. Followed by The Princess Bride, probably.

Rain will be good for those, right? And at least you don't have to work today!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Im told that those with more than above avg endowment can have difficulty with staying fully erect.

But im with Count on the steroid guess.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Hm. Ive always been partial to Robrtson Davies, another wily Canadien.

msgirl said...

Love Robertson Davies! Not into Neil Gaiman myself. And yep lilacs in full show with the irises close to bloom.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ah, dirty bird Robertson Davies! I had an ex that loved his work. I kind of faded oot around the time of the ribbon in the bum, speaking of four horsemen and all.

hey, AND you like K.D. Lang! You're a Canadiana fan!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Many related guidos in toronto. A small army of cousins. Grandpa s brothers picked Toronto.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

QAC: I've heard that about really big guys, but it doesn't sound as if Fiddy is in that category, assuming the BI is correct...

(And now, of course, Liam Neeson, aka "New Hollywood's Version of Milton Berle", comes immediately to mind...but I don't recall ever hearing it suggested that Liam has had trouble with Not-So-Little Liam. ;-) Jon Hamm, take note: even more people are talking about Liam's wang than yours, and he seems to be dealing with it gracefully; if you don't want people talking about yours, then quit going commando! OK, maybe you didn't realize things were so obvious at first, but now there's no real excuse. Either put on your big boy boxer briefs--or regular boxers if you prefer those--or keep letting him fly free and proud, we really don't care; just quit your bitchin' about us noticing that you're circumcized, OK?)

TalksTooMuch said...

I shall be on the lookout for Guido cousins in 12 days and 47 minutes then!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Robin, thanks for putting us back on dicks. Arty Canadien novelists are fine and all but us cdan types are most in our element wheen discussing plastic surgery,drugs and bad weaves.

Agree. Hamm needs to lighten up or self correct. Mr. Neeson gives me envy and makes my guy blush with inadequacy.

sugarbread maker said...

@queen what is ftm??

Renoblondee said...

'tis true @Guido

LowKey said...

TTM! Good Omens is one of my favorite books EVAR!
Gonna go read it again now!

Sherry said...

At Blanc Debris all of our daffy's are done and the deer or some creature ate all our irises! What a pisser. I'll bet our dogwood is in full bloom and we're missing it. Damn!

hunter said...

@Sugarbread: FTM is female-to-male transgender transformation

TalksTooMuch said...

It is SO.FUNNY, isn't it, LowKey?? I knew there was a reason I liked you, lady! Impeccable taste

QueenAnne Guido said...

FTM is Female-to-male. Chaz Bono. Many FTM electto not get a dick. Which makes most dudes question their commitment to being a guy.

Chaz opined that he hated testosterone as he felt an irrational urge to punch things. Dudes call that puberty. When testosterone kicks in it can be a real pistol of a time. Some think dudes with anger impulse issues never really successfully graduated from puberty.

Alex, I'll take dicks for 1000.

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Tina Mallette said...

Still waiting for my daffs to bloom but I planted them late and maybe in too shady a spot.

My crocuses are out though.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Daffs like sun and open spaces. The ones near trees and bushes don't do nearly as well as the ones in an open bed. Don't know why.

Sherry said...

Sometimes it also takes a year to naturalize. You may not get them this year Tina but next year will be lovely.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Ommm set delay, set delay, set delay Ommm

TalksTooMuch said...

Your lips to Bob's ears, Steamy! Ohmohmohnsetdelayssetdelaysohmohmohnohnsetdelays

Meauxelle said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up! LIAM NEESON beats the Hammaconda? That warms my heart! I finally saw "Love Actually" a few months ago and loved him in it. Now off to Google Liam's Big Weenie....

Aoife said...

UGH

cowbulls said...

Well there goes my theory that Alba had the hots for him because he must have been well endowed. So what did she see in him?