Friday, April 18, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 12, 2013

"Where the f**k are the t*ts I bought her? I wanted her to go to a D not a C. B**ch." A list director yelling at this almost A list mostly movie actress which is why they had a bit of a falling out and she didn't reprise her role in this franchise again.

Michael Bay/Megan Fox

45 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ohhhh helllllllll nooooooo
Wtf?!?

BlondeB said...

An you have a problem with this? I mean aren't all women put on this earth to be used as some sort of live Barbie doll, meant to submit to the whims of men in order to make a living????

Douchebag!

WareCat said...

Ahahaha!!!
Where the fuck are the tits.

Unknown said...

Apparently this is asshole director Friday.

Violet said...

Did she not reprise the role because she chose not to or because he wouldn't let her due to boob size? Either way he is an arse.

Terese said...

Hahahah this made me laugh so hard. Megan Fox would look ridiculous with D cups. I also think she would fall over, she is way too petite for boobies that big. She's not a great actress, but I like her.

Bacon Ranch said...

Almost A list?

sandybrook said...

And apparently they kissed and made up yet again. BAG probably has more say in what size tits she pays for than her director does. Here's an idea put them into a cage let them fight and hope neither is able to walk out.

Girl Golfer said...

why did he pay for them?

rajahcat said...

the problem here is besides him being a douche how is Megan Fox and A list anything?

rajahcat said...

no not even Almost

Count Jerkula said...

Geez BAG must be a cuckold or something. Let another man buy yer woman tits? Nah.

Terese said...

Guys, what the heck happened to VIP? I haven't been around for a while, but catching up I see she is nowhere to be found lately :(

Lady Heisenberg said...

VIP was just here on Wednesday!!! You missed the epic return of our Queen!

Alita said...

Terese - for no especially good reason*, I like her too!

*the not especially good reason had a lot to do with some great insane shoes she had that I saw/coveted/lusted/got! Happy ending :)

Sherry said...

I like your idea Sandyboo.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ahhhhhhlitaaaaaaa!!!!!

lazyday603 said...

I have a dream. That one day boys and girls, men and women will be so equal that women will pay for their own tits. And men their Swedish penis pumps.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thought Megan was not hired for the last Transformers because of her "Hitler" comment about Bay, which really pissed Jewish producer Spielberg off.

Terese said...

It's a fairly common occurrence in the industry when producers/directors take a liking to an actress and want to make them their 'star' or whatever.

Terese said...

She needs to post regularly again!!! She's awesome.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

VIP popped in a few times this week. When she's not posting I'm sure she's here in spirit.

Michael Bay is a sleazo douche. He Blamed Spielberg for wanting Megan fired from Transformers, when in fact Spielberg had nothing to do with it.

Sleazo!

Terese said...

I would love to see these shoes LOL

Fleuhr Flower said...

The very bottom line is someone paid for something and didn't get what they paid for. I guess I would be pissed off too. Who knows...there may have been an agreement between them that she reneged on.

sandybrook said...

Thx Sherry. I'm willing to promote it too. Hopefully Id only have to pay 1 participant. ;)

Tina Mallette said...

If Kharma exists, Michael Bay will have a psychotic episode and castrate himself.

Harry Knuckles said...

Ok, thanks for that Jason. Seems strange though that Bay would risk antagonizing Spielberg. He's one powerful dude in Hollywood.

anda marie said...

Bay is one of the directors with a database of hollywood actress he has slept with, what they did for the role & what they will do, that he shares with all his buddies including Ratner.

Amartel said...

Gross!!

T. E. Cuz said...

bay is a douche bag. i can see the hitler comment either not happening, and it was used as a cover-up to bay's penis' preferences, OR that it did happen, bay got her kicked off, and speilberg just went on record to clear it up so as to appear pleasant to the public.

bay is a douchebag. they are all douchebags.

urban chaos said...

Bay probably had them written off as an expense for the movie and was ticked he didn't get his $$ worth. Megan honey, buy your own boobies! It's better that way!

As for Bay, I get the feeling he has a very small penis!

Alita said...

Good evening, Lady XD

Terese - they are of the awesome. Platform heels, leather and satin, blue tones. Wedges, but with most of the wedge part cut out so only the load-bearing vertices remain.

I have absolutely *nothing* to wear them with that does any justice to how crucial they are.

Terese said...

From that description....WANT.

FrenchGirl said...

??§! Megan fox's breast is B cup

Terese said...

I was thinking that her boobs don't really look that fake- at least not all the time, so I figured it was a push up bra doing the work...but you can never tell. Mine are fake and people are always surprised by that, but I had an awesome doctor. Anyway, who knows!

Scallywag said...

"why did he pay for them?"

Office supplies.

Ms. X said...

Fox's augmentation was on her face, not her breasts (much after Transformers) & the Hitler comment was taken out of context. She was nothing but professional on set. One of her MUAs is still a good friend.

Topper Madison said...

Who the hell gets SURGERY for a job? What if the next role was for a normal-chested character? Have surgery again? I thought that's what makeup artists and costumers were for.

Ugh. Just ugh.

MrPresident said...

Bay also forced Affleck to fix his teeth

TalksTooMuch said...

Megan Fox not being in Transformers was an epic boon for the Blind Item industry; haven't there been several posts about it?? I think he fired her for the publicity.

As for the boobies, the only job I know of that involves augmentation is Beer Tub Girl at your local country bar. They get to keep the tips, too!!

__-__=__ said...

I know I shouldn't be laughing about this - but I am!!

Kat Stewart said...

Like she can't pay for her own when she makes hundreds of thousands? Is that common practice?

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

It's too bad Megan Fox didn't reply with this:

"You can't find tits, but I just found a giant ass!"

Lux said...

For some reason, reading all the shit about Michael Bay makes me like Megan Fox more.

*ducks for cover*

missbunny said...

Well, they did need a fixing. On a related note, every time I watch Reality Bites, I find Ethan Hawked bad teeth distracting. Did he ever fix those?