Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 26, 2013

This set of two married couples is A list and they always used to do everything together. It was always a strange pairing of couples, but it seemed to work for them. Over the past year though, there have only been two occasions and on both, the wife of the lesser known celebrity male was not there. reason? She told her husband that she has a thing for the more well known celebrity male. There have even been rumors the pair hooked up.

Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin and Jay-Z/Beyoncé

43 comments:

MISCH said...

YUK

LottaColada said...

Ewww.

ItsCourtneyD said...

Gag

Jessi said...

Bahahahahahaha. Awesome!

fancyscreenname said...

I don't understand what is so odd about two native NYers of the same generation hanging out (in million dollar circles that is).

what is suggested is that a 40yo white woman is never hip enough to hang out with a 40yo rapper. there were quite a few white women that enjoyed rap music back in the day. we've all gotten older and have grown up, but still.

perhaps Gwyneth likes a bad boy, a BILLIONAIRE bad boy, that is.

FSP said...

Lotta hearts Jay-Z

Karen said...

"perhaps Gwyneth likes a bad boy, a BILLIONAIRE bad boy, that is."

@fancyscreenname, you've just described 90% of the crappy $2.99 and under romance novels that Bookbub suggests for me from Amazon. Billionaire bad boy + girl with pretentious name.

Seven of Eleven said...

Now that's a terrifying threesome.

CridChild said...

@Karen, sadly you have just described 90% of my kindle content. :)

sandybrook said...

I kinda like that Jay Z made GOOP his bitch.

aemish said...

@Fancy.. good point!

WareCat said...

Big Pimpin!

Karen said...

@CridChild, and mine! I downloaded so many free ones and then realized that I was getting what I paid for! Now I go read the 1- and 2-star reviews and let the haters give it to me straight. It's a sad day for the romance genre when someone like me thinks, "Nope. No more billionaires. Or cowboys. Or billionaire cowboys. Doesn't a poor Government employee deserve love, too?"

Sherry said...

Well then that's not very romantical is it Karen? Adversity only plays tension when it means the girl gets to be Cinderella in the end.

Ya know maybe Jay Z is a charming guy and has some j'en c'est quoi? (apologies for bad French -Where has French Girl been lately?)

Karen said...

@Sherry, you're right, it isn't. :( Seriously, though, I love romance novels, but I can't deal with another story with private jets and the hero taking the heroine on some Pretty Woman-inspired shopping spree.

skimpymist said...

Gywneth loves deep pockets. Even if its camel faced.

GatorGirl said...

You're pronouncing it right but I think it's spelled je ne c'est quoi... From what I remember in 12th grade French?

CridChild said...

@Karen, you might look into Cara McKenna. Hard Time is a good one, and no one in her books is rich. Good story, real people, hot lovin.

CridChild said...

Sorry. Meant to say start with After Hours. :) Hard Time is the new one. It is sitting on my kindle, so I can't tell you if it is good or not.

sugarbread maker said...

50 shades of yey

Tina Mallette said...

Saw Jay Z on either Colbert or the Daily Show and I had to admit I was impressed at how articulate he was. In fact rather soft spoken.

rikkitikkitavi said...

h to the izzo goopy. ick nast.chomp those antibiotics. and retroantivirals. but she probably made him use some organic natural sausage casings then had him cum on her face. #facialtighteningprotienmask

texas rose said...

No question JayZ could have hit( and probably did) that anytime he wanted.

Sillygurl said...

+ 1

fancyscreenname said...

@Karen

you are lucky.

i'll take a billionaire hottie with a jet over Fabio on a horse.

You are younger than I so you are gonna have to Google that hot mess.

my romance novel era ('80's) was filled with shirtless conan the barbarian types with their trusty horses. I was still young enough to get stabby at the sight of one of those covers. the genre has stepped it up. lol

a said...

Marry one guy for good genetics, then start open relationships when the kids are born. Now she wants a divorce to marry for money, or more fame. GP is such a gold digger. I wonder if her mother is of the same mindset.

Sherry said...

Thanks Gator Girl..

Brenda L said...

Did you say Fabio? ON A HORSE?

Nina Roux said...

+1 -also, why "ew?"

Sylvia said...

SO Ms. Perfect is as trashy as the women of Hollywood...

fancyscreenname said...

lol

yes, BrendaL, I DID. Does that make you all warm and fuzzy on the inside?

;^)

califblondy said...

You never tell your spouse crap like this. Idiot.

Dingle Barry said...

Both camel face and designer camel toe are equally nasty people. Only Chris wins in this scenario, he's regained his freedom. Poor dumb Bey, I don't feel sorry for her as she's getting exactly what she wants.

Wealth and fame, what a shallow way to go through life.

Dingle Barry said...

Oh, and the smartest one in this group is JZ.

RowdyRodimus said...

@Karen, I'll write you a story about a normal everyday person who falls in love with another everyday person. Might not be a government employee but a regular person. It'll be just for you (and whoever else wants it) Just ask TTM, I'm a decent writer.

Count Jerkula said...

Karen and CridChild made me LOL HARD!!! Thank you.

surfer said...

Actually, it's je ne sais quoi!

K. Madelyn said...

Yes, @Dingleberry! But dear gods, that sounded weird ("weird" not re JayZ, but yr screen name). A decent brain & a Presence can be sexy without a pretty face.

But JayZ lost all sense of irony after he became drugged by his $$$$$ & success--which does make him an entirely fitting match for Bey OR Goop now. Yeezus may be batsh!t crazy, but as a recording artist has long since left Hova choking in his dust.

Sprink said...

Once upon a time I worked with Fabio. At the height of his fame ( the I can't believe it's not butter years). I was firmly ensconced as an insider in the world of romantic fiction. Mr Fabio did not impress, sorry to say.

fancyscreenname said...

Lol @sprink

;^)

Countess Eden said...

Wow Sprink! Tell us more, tell us more! Does he have a special hairbrush? Are the pheromones just bursting out of him!? Lol.

Aoife said...

Old news.

Scott said...

Fair point... But Gwyneth and anyone is pretty 'ew'.