Saturday, April 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 16, 2013

This A list mostly movie actress says that she wants to get divorced, but does not want to be the bad person so has tried to set up her celebrity husband and get him to cheat with women she has hired. The problem is her husband is so dumb that he believes his wife actually loves him.

Gwyneth Paltrow

35 comments:

T. E. Cuz said...

:(

Violet said...

Yep. No. I call bs on this one. I thought the consensus was that they'd both been having affairs for years? In between the peculiar noise sexy times.

Lila said...

How sad. And interesting bc I always thought she seemed more into him than him being into her.

TalksTooMuch said...

All these blinds contradict each other. Apparently divorce is tough, y'all

Sherry said...

Right Vi..EEEEE anyone?

Morning all. I woke up early for a Saturday so it's been tough waiting for a new post.

Vera L- said...

Gwynnie is only in to GwynniEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sad EEEEEE Face

SaintsFan said...

I'm with Violet. They were both having affairs the whole time.

Harlow17 said...

They were both having affairs but what I think she wanted was for him to get caught publicly so he'd look like the bad one.

TalksTooMuch said...

Morning, Sherry!

Leekalicious said...

Happy happy morning everyone!! Hey TTM!

I'm sorry to say that I believe every word of this item.

Count Jerkula said...

Chris Martin is a moron for putting up with her as long as he did. Even Affleck and Pitt had brains enough not to wife that.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey Leeky!

Sherry said...

Morning TTM, Leeky, Count, Vi,Vera, Lady H, Saints, Harlow, Lila and TE and anyone else who posted whilst I was saying mornin'.

Leekalicious said...

Hey Sherry!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hi Sherry & Leeky! Good mornin everyone! Rise & Shine!!!

Froggy England said...

That's very sad indeed.

Tina Mallette said...

I think she was more into the perception that she was more into him or that her marriage and family were just the perfect little unit.

texas rose said...

Sounds like a BS blind. Don't think she would have to hire anyone. This is the opposite of what she was trying to do- someone planting bad stories about her so she looks worse, not that they would need to to make her look bad. Not a GOOP fan but this sounds like a bs madeup story.

Unknown said...

So if we're to believe this blind, here's how I interpret it: Yes, they were both having affairs the whole time, but I think the bit about him thinking she loved him just means that he figured she was still into the marriage and wouldn't be trying to set him up. Not that he thought she still loved him and therefore they were both in love. Just my two pennies.

QueenAnne Guido said...

I can't stand whiny pants Martin. They deserve each other and a private booth in the hell of their choice.

keetz4 said...

Chris Martin stupid? Duh! I am amazed he's able to get thru airports all on his own.

Unknown said...

I wonder whether he's naive and just can't accept she needed to marry someone to replace the father she was totally devoted to when he died. I think Chris really thought she was capable of normal love and the fact she had kids with him makes him believe that he wasn't used for everything he had for the last 8 years or so. GP is incapable of loving anyone but herself.

Habibti said...

He must be dumb because he married her and had kids with her so I agree on that point! Dumb as rocks.

MISCH said...

She got pregnant he married her, if she hadn't who knows what would have happened

nora nader said...

Wow. Now that's just sad on all levels.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sherry, I did too, and then took a morning nap. Morning naps are the worst!

Chris Martin really doesn't come across as very bright but yeah, this BI contradicts the other one about him cheating and her getting mad about it because she expected the open relationship to be one-sided.

auntliddy said...

I guess she got married too quickly after her father died. She hadn't finished mourning him. She's a pretty mixed up girl and needs alot of therapy. Then she can pursue a relationship.

Renoblondee said...

Afternoon everyone, I'm very behind today! Hope you guys are having a great Saturday!

Krissie said...

Chris Martin is dumb. He's been quoted as saying that the way he gets revenge on people who used to pick on him is that he tells them he married Gwyneth Paltrow. Some revenge! Who'd want to be with her snobby uptight ass? Silly Chris Martin.

My favourite story about him is that when some fat woman was yelling at him in the street that his band sucked, he reportedly yelled back, "Go to Weight Watchers!" The whole thing is so juvenile it amuses the hell out of me.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

This was a very flexible blind. All Enties had to do was wait for a situation that seemed to fit, and plug the appropriate names in.
Also, there is no Santa Claus.

Emily Yeah said...

She got pregnant? All on her own? Wow

Aoife said...

I thought Chris Martin was jumping on anything with a pulse and has settled with Alexa Chung now? He must've been very good at hiding his carousing.

Alice said...

I think she wanted him publicly caught so the divorce would look like his fault and she came off as the hard done by wife.

gr8p said...

I can't with this fool. Chris Martin has actually been in the papers recently saying he's to blame for the breakup of the marriage. *smh* I don't know why his friends & family haven't explained the situation to him; he's clueless