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Blind Items Revealed

December 12, 2013

"Can I touch your pen*s?" If you are a hot guy, this foreign born openly gay actor from some great BBC shows who got married not that long ago is sure to ask. If you say yes, well, that is why he won't be married for long.

John Barrowman

55 comments:

Unknown said...

So NO ONE has said yes yet? Man, that's terrible odds...

Lady Heisenberg said...

I know right? Diminishing returns be science, yo.

Violet said...

I would have thought the fact he asks is the reason he won't be married long rather than that anyone might say yes. That said I rather <3 John Barrowman.

Steampunk Jazz said...

At least he's polite enough to ask., :-D

Leekalicious said...

I thought it said 'Can I touch your pens' - pens being a phallic reference. Def more coffee.

Leekalicious said...

@Steamy Exactly - if more people did that it would cut down on some of the sadder blind items.

Bacon Ranch said...

DO NOT RUIN MY DR WHO WITH YOUR IDLE GOSSIP FULL OF LIES

Cripes Enterns, aren't you busy enough ruining everything else? Don't touch my Torchwood.

Steampunk Jazz said...

There has got to be a joke with "Can I touch your penis" and Torchwood but I can't get a feel for it..:-D

Unknown said...

@Lady lol :)

@Steamy & @Leeks - imagine how dramatically different the Andy Dick stories would be if he was polite enough to ask? Sheesh!

Kno Won said...

I must get a shirt with this printed on the back and then act shocked when Penis Parades pop up in my wake.
Mercy, why *does* that keep happening behind me? Maybe it's a virus or something.

Bacon Ranch said...

He's pretty :)
That's what I meant to say.

Cleodacat said...

At least he asks unlike some of our other blinds.

Bacon Ranch said...

Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis

Hi Kno Won Uno!

sandybrook said...

"Can I touch your penis? " better only be asked to me by a female or I will answer "Can I break your jaw with my clenched fist?"

Bacon Ranch said...

What if the answer is no?

Cleodacat said...

Malcolm Merlyn!!!!

Sillygurl said...

Thank you!! YASsss!

Sillygurl said...

Leave Capt Jack Aloooooooneeeee

msgirl said...

Refuse the believe this! Might be a joke. Also he's been with his spouse for a very long time, and I am skeptical that his behavior has drastically changed.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

PENIS!

Anonymous said...

***insensitivity alert***

He won't be saying this to Andre Minus-His-Johnson.

Sorry.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

He's probably just being cheeky.

G said...

At least he is asking. I'd still say No, though because I find that creepy.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I'm a big fan of Barrowman, and I can easily imagine this being true. I can imagine the gleeful humor with which he'd ask, and I suspect that, especially with that humor, he's been surprisingly successful, and it's all in such a sense of fun his hubby sighs, rolls his eyes, and chuckles.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Exactly, JAS. He adores Scott.

msgirl said...

Yep JAS got it.

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

Tee Hee @ Cocoa!

herak said...

True and that's not the half of it.

rajahcat said...

how polite

Jennifer H. said...

Seriously? Can you not spell out the whole word, penis? Good grief.

Uterus!
Vagina!
Penis!

Maybe you could just substitute "wee-wee?"

Pip said...

I <3 John Barrowman. This reveal does nothing to ruin that love! Captain Jack ftw!

Seven of Eleven said...

Jason, you know I love ya, but you could've slapped a warning on that link. I do not need to hear Tom Cruise shouting PENIS! before I've finished my coffee!

CanadianMiss said...

Am I the only person on this this planet that doesn't find him exceptionally attractive?

Seven of Eleven said...

@CanadianMiss, a lemur says yes! :b

Sherry said...

CanadianMiss..Eh, he's cute but he has a little of a tom Cruise look to me.

My first thought here was the same. At least he was polite enough to ask rather than reaching for the twigs and berries.

hairydawg said...

He must restrict this to Britain. Can't see it going over well here in the U.S.

Would it be charming and amusing if a straight man asked random women,"Can I touch your vagina?"

CanadianMiss said...

Idk, that lemur is pretty darn cute!

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Jason Blue Eyes said...

Oops..I hear you @Seven. My bad for not including a NSFW(Ish) warning in my post. Can't say I blame you. Nobody wants to here TC scream that anytime. Hope It didn't put you off your coffee.

Kno Won said...

Are you behind me, @Bacon Ranch?
(my blind reading was rudely interrupted by my job)

Bacon Ranch said...

Nope, just making sure the lawn guy does the job right.
You can see me from the right window. I'm waving!

Snapdragon said...

Dude, sandybrook, you don't have to dig men if you're a man, but a violent response is uncalled for.

Bacon Ranch said...

You didn't wave back :(

Steampunk Jazz said...

Well dawg, if you want to follow the scenario, it would be a woman asking....And, !maybe :-D

Already have one said...

Capt'n Jack would never! (Read:yes he would!) lol!!

Unknown said...

Wasn't there a blind where a guy asked Fassbender if he could see his dick and fassbender pulled it out but then got pissed because the guy touched it?? I think it was at the golden globes or something. Was it barrowman?

Unknown said...

Snapdragon makes a fair point. If he's polite enough to ask, obviously a simple "No" would suffice if you're not interested.

No need for a violent response, people might get the idea that you're over-compensating.

Basil said...

I would absolutely say yes, but only if I could touch his too.

sifichick said...

Honestly I think he & Scott have an open relationship. At the Phoenix Comic Con he openly flirted with a marine. Early in his panel he was asked if he's ever met a fan that he wanted to hang out with in his real life. He said he met a marine the night before. A bit later the marine showed up in line to ask a question & John got quite happy & flirty.

The 41:20 mark is where the marine shows up.

AIP said...

We love Captain Jack partly because of his rampant sluttishness, not in spite of it!

redronnie said...

I love Captain Jack and Gwen. Spent an entire week watching all the Torchwood episodes including Miracle Day - @AIP I agree his rampart sluttishness is something to behold..

Alita said...

I'LL SAVE YOU, BACON!

There's a Doctor Who episode of a UK pop quiz, Bacon - Doctor Who NMBC special.

Alita said...

He brings a lot of his real personality (ott and all) to Captain Jack Harkness - it's who he is, and I imagine his husband knows all about it!

This is Barrowman on the same UK pop quiz I liked up thread, having a 'Gay Off.' His manner and delivery makes conversations like asking if he can see your willy into appropriate and amusing cocktail party fodder.

Unknown said...

+1

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