Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 19, 2008

#3 - This B list actor on an ensemble show which is not Grey's Anatomy thinks he is the star of stars and the reason everyone watches. Yeah, right. Well anyway, he has decreed that he wants to only be filmed from the waist up because he wants to be able to wear shorts everyday on the set. When producers started giving him a hard time about it, he decided that he would just start dropping his pants during every scene. It is a standoff basically until after the Christmas holidays.

David Caruso

36 comments:

Kno Won Uno said...

CanNOT stand this person. Won't watch him.

MontanaMarriott said...

David Caruso really? Uhm there are like a billion mediocre actors who can easily replace him so why put up with that crap?!?!

sandybrook said...

His acting range is A to B. He should have learned the first time around when he got himself nearly blackballed hes not as good or important as he thinks he is.

MISCH said...

He's always been an asshole

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nice detective work there!!!
Dun Dun

OT: This made my day HEISENBERG's PICK

anda marie said...

Considering how he royally F-ed up by leaving NYPD Blue & how old he's getting you'd think he be more careful. All the actors on those CSI, Law & Order shows are completely replaceable.

discoflux said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I just... hahahahahahahaha... oh my god.... make it stop...

Marty McFly said...

They're in Miami, bitch!!!

But based upon my opinion of David Caruso which is 100% based on parody clips which air on The Soup, I could see this.

texas rose said...

Unfortunately he is right about him being the main reason people watched CSI miami. That is why he got away with it. Too bad he is such a dick- later in his career he will/has probably regretting acting like such a prick when he is looking for another break/show.

Lady Heisenberg said...

SORRY, ONE MORE JOEL AS HORATIO CLIP I can't help it

Violet said...

He's not particularly lovely looking is he (shallow)?

Seven of Eleven said...

Who wears short shorts?

Mari (from her other mail acct.) said...

David needs to re-learn that if you're part of an ensemble show, and your name isn't Jerry Orbach, you are not essential.

Seven of Eleven said...

Joel as Horatio = THANK YOU, LH!!

NJ FireFighter said...

You can tell he is so full of himself even when he is "acting" that I find him un-watchable. Like my grandma said "Once an asshole, always an asshole"

JoElla said...

@Disco, you said it girl!

Glitter said...

Does he work anymore?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Anything for you, 7! ;)
Nice Caruso in a speedo btw! But where in CSI Miami swamp hell are his shades?!

Lila said...

What a diva!

Marty McFly said...

@Lady - Even if I don't say it, I love you more and more each day. While I typed my only CSI:Miami connection reference - The Soup, there you were linking it up. <3 I'm a fan of any Joel fan!!! <3

VeronicaCostello said...

Maybe he got used to begins sans pants on the NYPD Blue set.

Steve Falls said...

I love it! Why not wear shorts and film a scene, who cares, Caruso dos not need a full body shot on this show, just film his bloated face over acting and put it in the can. The male ginger diva.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Awwwww Martyyyyy. I heart you too boo. Here is more McHALE SEXINESS <3

Robert said...

Why does anyone put up with his nonsense? The guy's lucky to be working at all, after the way he walked out on the show which "made" him. And he CAN'T act. His scenes on "CSI: Miami" were always painful to watch. I've known six-year-olds who were better actors than that idiot will ever be.

Sass71 said...

I can't stand him, but I have to watch Jade every time it is on cable.

Penelope said...

Once a delusional asshole always a delusional asshole.

Groggy said...

The latest in a string of great career choices. Remember when he left NYPD Blue to become a movie star? How'd that work out, Dave? Thank your lucky stars and wear some effin pants you idiot!

Leekalicious said...

Terrible attitude.

cece said...

Truth! I loved Jerry Orbach!

Principessa Marina said...

He is such a bad actor that it is almost literally painful to watch him. I would rather watch a rerun of a 30 minute infomercial for cookware than watch 10 seconds of CSI Miami.

Erik said...

What a tool.

evie2345 said...

Shocking he wasn't offered another show, huh? You'd think after his massive flop after quitting NYPD Blue you 'd have thought he'd be grateful for a second chance.
I never understood why they cast that guy for a show set in Miami- he looked like he'd fry to a crisp if outside for more than 10 seconds

Aoife said...

The Sunglasses of Justice were the best part of CSI Miami.

Henriette said...

Is that show still on? Obviously Caruso is a huge idiot who doesn't learn.

di butler said...

The Heigel twin!

TheLondonBee said...

Surely there are other actors who can take sunglasses off. And put them on again. I mean, that's basically the role right?!