Friday, April 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 27, 2013

This Glee actress heard her boyfriend was cheating on her so she went to his house and slashed his bed with a knife before throwing red paint on it. Yeah. She is a keeper.

Naya Rivera

61 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

And she followed this shitshow up with a boob job and a formal engagement? Totally reasonable.

sandybrook said...

I need someones car keyed if I can get in touch. with her.

sandybrook said...

Looking like KTrash is always a great idea too Naya.

Renoblondee said...

She's good at that too @sandy. Ask Puck.

Steampunk Jazz said...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8

sandybrook said...

I know shes an expert @Reno.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ steampunk, wish I could clicky...
Totally apt Carrie Underwood video
Gotta say, even in that first season of Glee , something about het made me give her the side eye.

Violet said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2596975/Giant-rat-size-cat-cornered-killed-pest-control-Dublin-home-terrorising-family.html

Talking of rats check this out (yes, I don't really do links).

sifichick said...

@Steampunk hahahahahaha I had that song in my head as I read this reveal.

Naya reeks of scary bat poo crazy. She might be fun in bed but is the rest really worth it boys? There are plenty of hot girls who won't do this type of crazy bunny boiler type of stuff.

Tara said...

BlindGossip has an article about her being dropped from her record label partly because of all the plastic surgery and the KimK clone look. She had that one single out but there hasn't been an album announced since and she doesn't want to make the announcement around the wedding apparently.

WareCat said...

this helped me make clickey's

Lady Heisenberg said...

Love it but Miranda is way more gangster!

sandybrook said...

Jeanette is, she sexts @LadyH

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Jeanette sexts Lady H? Hot!

sandybrook said...

Need to remember to use commas more often.

Jenette is, she sexts, @LadyH

Leekalicious said...

Over-react much, Naya?

Cindy said...

I hope he doesn't have a pet bunny.

crila16 said...

@Sandybrook...LOL!!!

I have to say...I've supported a friend who keyed her friend A's car, because she found out A was cheating with her husband right under her nose...and at the same time, A was trying to help my friend find out who the other woman was. It was A all along. She deserved more than to have her car keyed.

sandybrook said...

Me likey! @crila

headrot said...

this seems a little intense.

@crila i hate people like that. ugh!

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CocoaBeachBunny said...

I know who needs their car keyed.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I appreciate the commas, but am missing the joke somehow. Oh well! More sexts sounds good any ways!

JenSacks said...

Well she keyed Mark Salling's car, so...

Just wondering why any of these people expect their sig others to be faithful. Bey, Rihanna, Naya, Angelina (though they're both open), Jen Garner...why do these women expect fidelity when they know the game?

ItsCourtneyD said...

@sandybrook I've always wanted to do that yet never have. I can help you out for free since it'd be my first time.

sandybrook said...

That's ok Court.

soulakuarian said...

"You no mess with latina chick and shit" said with the voice of Ricky from Chozen

headrot said...

@soula omg lol i love that show

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Thx @Kristin - someone has to help me monitor the missing commas!

QueenAnne Guido said...

SI, IMPLANTE! And a very nice addition.

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sandybrook said...

@Cocoa dont be jumping to confusions up there!

Sherry said...

I love that Carrie Underpants song.

Honestly why bother messing up his stuff. Take the pussy and leave. Although Crila16? Your friend DEF had a strong case for more than keying her car. That's just low shit right there.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Heyyyy Sandybrooklyn. I'm in for the car keying. I know who, so just let me know when and where.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@Lady, I accidentally insulted aunt liddy when I chastised my spellczheck for calling her ' kiddy'. She thought I was taking her to task for her textspell by saying " auntliddy spellczheck. "
For want of a nail..or in this case , comma.:-)

bellaluna said...

It's easy. Just picture the person's face, pretend the key is a knife (or use a knife, whatevs), and go to town. Also, raw eggs damage paint jobs.

*DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way, shape, or form condoning this behaviour.

;)

headrot said...

so does baloney. leaves polkadot spots! cute

Steampunk Jazz said...

@headrot, does it mess it up bad? I always wanted polka dots on my car. Really!

headrot said...

its supposed to create a chemical reaction and change the color of the paint. i've never seen it/done it myself.

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=20;t=000595;p=1

http://www.complex.com/rides/2013/03/the-9-worst-types-of-car-vandalism/bologna-on-the-paint

Sherry said...

That's funny..Bologna on a car causing damage. Seriously it's got me giggling.

Sugar said...

banana in the tailpipe!

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bellaluna said...

And if you do the tires, remember that sidewall damage can't be repaired. ;)

Sillygurl said...

Amateurs! Sugar in the gas tank, slash the sides of the tires and DRIVE it down the street to fuck up the rims. Break off the windshield wiper / light controls before you hop out.

*I'm not that crazy anymore*

Malibu Borebee said...

Paint can be fixed. Too many gas caps are locked. Let a couple of eggs rot in the garage. Pour them in the air intake grill at the bottom of the windshield. The smell will never leave that car.

di butler said...

He tries to sleep W everyone. Just as Miley. �� Naya has issues. Plus, now she is ruining what was so pretty about herself, to be a KK klone. Boo.

LowKey said...

Dammit, I told you guys, PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES!!!

"Let's eat, Grandma"
"Let's eat Grandma"

Got it?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Sounds like an average Friday night, @Sillygurl!

Gotta say no to @Sugar in the gas tank tho. :-/

Lila said...

Grow up, gurl.

TalksTooMuch said...

LowKey, my mom is a punctuation goddess and I always mess it up, so I got her a shirt with that on it. Also a Firefly shirt cause she's a cool chick

LowKey said...

@TTM: Shiny!

PJ said...

Uhhh...

PJ said...

This totally has to be about Naya although she and Big Sean are engaged so he is her FIANCÉ, not "boyfriend" I've noticed that this site isn't all too particular about that distinction). Remember the stories swirling around about her f*cking up Mark Salling's car a few years back b/c she found out he was hooking up with other girls? And that was reportedly after they had only hooked up a few times too; weren't even dating! Girl is allegedly seriously unhinged...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Uh oh...Lady H will be parking in the garage tonight LOL

Lady Heisenberg said...

Or tampons...soak up everything in the tank & can fuck shiiiiiit up

CocoaBeachBunny said...

No way Jose, you're safe. I had a brainwave the other day and I think I know who the troll is.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Cocoa, I leave for a few days and it seems like everyone has it figured out but me :/ I did uncover a double-poster, but that's only because they posted almost the exact thing over a 2-day period.

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ItsCourtneyD said...

Wait until a hot day...pour a bottle of coke down the windshield and onto the good and then generously sprinkle gummy bears. Step away. Let it bake. And don't come back. Paint job destroyed. :) @sugar @bellaluna @sandybrook @sillygurl @cocoabeachbunny

ItsCourtneyD said...

*hood not good. Damn autocorrect